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Old 07-21-2009, 12:15 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:52 PM   #82 (permalink)
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What is this "waste down" that you speak of? Is that a gravity joke? I did rather poorly in middle school science.
It was a Freudian cut and paste. You deserved better.
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:56 PM   #83 (permalink)
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It was a Freudian cut and paste.
that is a phrase that is good enough to steal.....
and I intend to.
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:57 PM   #84 (permalink)
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I love Freudian slips. The fat people thread had a great one.
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:08 PM   #85 (permalink)
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I love Freudian slips. The fat people thread had a great one.
I read it, what is a troll, anyway? (forgive my stupidity...)
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:49 PM   #86 (permalink)
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A person that posts with the intent of causing mayhem or some other form of trouble.
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:55 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Trolls are people who say things they know will get everybody riled up for the sole purpose of doing so...

Do it for the lulz!
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Old 07-21-2009, 02:10 PM   #88 (permalink)
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ah! thank you both,,,
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Old 07-21-2009, 02:43 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:12 PM   #90 (permalink)
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so this is a serious question.

my boyfriend and i are committed to each other and recently he shocked me with a special request: that i empty my bowels onto his chest after sex.

i don't know how to deal with this situation..mostly because I don't understand where he's coming from. How is this sexually appealing?

Can someone please help me to understand where he is coming from? I'd greatly appreciate your thoughts.
You should just do it. I try and keep an open mind to sex and will do anything once. Sometimes you find you like things you thought you would hate before hand. Also I have looked up a bit on this fetish he has and apparently its another way of showing how much the person loves their mate. To them it's like showing you that they love you so much they are willing to come in contact with even the most nasty parts of you and still get off. Or something like that. But then again for some its just they like to be humiliated and whats more humiliating than having someone take a dump on you.
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:51 AM   #91 (permalink)
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if you are so openminded about sex, why start the thread about your boyfriend peeing in your ass?
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Old 02-13-2010, 07:01 AM   #92 (permalink)
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if you are so openminded about sex, why start the thread about your boyfriend peeing in your ass?
Cuz I would do it but I am worried it could hurt me. Pooing on someone doesn't seem to dangerous as long as you wash up after. There is noway to wash out your asshole after someone pees in it.
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Old 02-13-2010, 07:30 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Thoughts of this thread leading to Bear Cub's masturbation in three, two, one...
Please don't ask me to poop on you..
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:22 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Please don't ask me to poop on you..
How about he wants a BJ while you're on the can?
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:28 AM   #95 (permalink)
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How about he wants a BJ while you're on the can?
A reverse Blumpkin?
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Old 04-09-2010, 05:19 AM   #96 (permalink)
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So if the converse were true that your woman would have those same "reasonable expectations." If that meant taking it up the ass either by strap on or male on male sex, it's something you'd fairly have to consider as well right?
Yes no doubt Cynthetiq, thank you for asking. I appreciate the question, and apologize for the delayed response. As you may presume (judging on the level of loyalty I indicated would be be applicable from me in regard to the woman that is for me,) the level of my commitment to this woman will be of such a level that I shall desire to assist her with fulfilling her interests without concern for what they might be, provided they exist within the context of the both of us within a private setting. My female is to be, entitled to do whatever may be of interest to her, as is relevant with me in a private setting. This dedication of mine would not however extend to include homosexual activity involving another male; I in turn, would not make such a request of her unless she was comfortable with it, for her feelings are of great concern to me. Again Cynthetiq, I appreciate you asking, and thereby giving me the opportunity to offer this clarification, in regard to the extent of my commitment, to the very special woman that is to be, for me... My search for this highly suitable, loyal and dedicated woman is currently in progress. Just out of curiousity, I was wondering if you would like to share with me your status, in terms of finding a loyal and committed man? I would be interested to know.
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Old 05-04-2010, 10:54 AM   #97 (permalink)
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OMG!

I guess I'll pass on lunch today!
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