exhibitionism?
 

Anyone turned on by exhibitionism? My ex was a huge exhibitionist. She was a stripper in her early twenties, but when she graduated college and went into the "real" work force she naturally stopped. We dated for a few years and after a few months, she told me how she likes the attention her body gets.
She would walk around the house naked, with her blinds open. And one night while staying over my place she came into the living room looking for me at four AM naked. She got out of bed and I heard the TV on so he came out to see what I was doing. This was cool and all, but my room mate was also up and we were on the couch talking. She acted all shocked and ran back in the room, and came back with a towel. My roommate didn't mind and later on she told me she had done it on purpose. Anyone else have similar situations? Needless to say, she did lots of things like this.

This is so weird: last night I had a dream that two girls I knew in high school talked me into fooling around with them ala "collegefuckfest". Good times.

Yeah, in theatre I've "hooked up" with lots of girls who were very much exhibitionists; but externally were very "humble" (bullshit). They would want to leave the door open, leave the light on, not try to hide that they were with me at a party, etc. After a while I just kind of got used to it. Not that they would verbally state that they wanted to be caught but I think they thrived on the attention; either negative or positive. I would have felt used but they seemed to enjoy it the 95% of the time we weren't caught.

Also good times.

Sounds fun.
My ex would look for situations were she could "accidentally" be naked in front of people. Like walking out of the bathroom nude when the pizza guy just happens to be putting the pizza on the table.
Like the time my friend came over and she was showering with the radio on. She walked out naked "cause she didn't hear him over the music". She had to go passed us to get to the bedroom.

She told me about a time when she was in college, she stayed over the weekend at a friend's house. She stayed in a room that shared a bathroom with another room. The other room was den where her friend's father had some friends over. She showered in the bathroom, and then walked into the den naked, pretending to be mixed up over which door. She said they all stopped talking and stared. She turned around and when back into the bathroom and they called her back, saying it was ok. She faced the door, opened it wide to give them one last look and apologised.


She told me that the first time she did this she was in camp. She was coming back from the showers to her cabin when some boys started teasing her. She she opened up her towel, letting them see she was naked. They all got quite, and she walked away. She said it was scary but thrilling.

No one else has a story to share?

I know what you mean. While I never hook up with theatre chicks (my Mormon being the sole exception), I've heard stories from both sides of the fence and seen plenty going on to know theatre chicks=freaky. I love 'em, I really do, the little attention whores.

I've always had an exhibitionist tendency, but I'm fat, so I keep covered up unless I'm mooning someone.

My girlfriend walks around the appartment naked, almost daily, the first thing she does when coming home from work is taking off her clothes and she really doesn't care if the blinds are open. I'm pretty sure some neighbours have noticed her, particularily one, who congratulated me on the nice view while we were in the elevator on the way to our cars.

She also likes to sunbath topless on the terrace but I surrounded it with reed and plants to keep it more private.

As for being turned on by it?
She's hot, she's naked, of course I am.

My wife has become an exhibitionist over the years. She likes to wear short shorts and/or short skirts. She'll flash truck drivers every now and then and we've planned trips just for that purpose.

She's become braver over the years with my encouragement. Nothing wrong with being naked. Of course, I'm the ultimate voyeur so it works out well. :) Now, if I could only get her three sisters to exhibit themselves to me on a regular basis, life would be perfect. I imagine us driving down the road, my wife topless in the front seat and one of my SILs topless in the back seat. Yeah, that would be fucking great! :thumbsup:

+1 :thumbsup:

Hilarious... how you put it, not that you're fat, to be clear.

I'm the guy who is just as often naked as not in my own place. Personally I love the type like me, where they don't have to be covered in private. As for purposefully showing it, I don't. However, if someone sees me naked it's never shocked me. I had a friends-girlfriend walk into my room after I showered and was about to get dressed. She had the deer in the headlights look, checked me out quick, and started stammering. I simply asked her what she wanted, and they wanted to borrow a dvd quick.

My buddy thought it was funny, he saw me naked plenty of times (high school football teammates) and knows I just don't care. Thankfully, I wasn't in full-blown it's-cold mode so his girlfriend would tell other girls that I'm pretty good sized from then on out.

I like being naked around my house and enjoy exhibition type activities.

My ex used to answer the door naked all the time. She figured it was her place, if you don't like it don't come a knocking. The pizza guy never seemed to mind.

Always good things.

Just the other day I was showering and afterward I walked into my room. There was my housecleaner! She had changed days and came on a Wednesday insted of a Thursday. I didn't expect it, and I ran back into the bathroom. Of course, I didn't have a towel, so I had to come back. She said it was ok, as it was my house. She just continued to work as I looked for a towel and went back to the bathroom. I didn't mean to show off, it just happened. My cleaner is a nice looking forty something woman so naturally, it was a huge turn on.

Hahaha, I'm reading this thread naked.

you just wanted us to picture that :P i won´t mention my state of attire when i´m on tfp mostly since it´s late at night or early morning....

as for myself there seems to be a bit of ambiguity in this thread as some people are saying the displays of nudity are with sexual intention which is what i thought exhibitionism was and some saying they just like to be naked which i though wasn´t exhibitionism. just last night i took a person up to a river in iceland and we both skinny dipped even though there were occasionally people passing b who could see us clearly. i didn´t think this was exhibitionism at all, just i´m comfortable with my own body as was the person who came with me.

Dear Hustler,
Signed,
It Really Happened

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :)

I would get too worried about being seen and someone calling the cops. I imagine that given the right situation (super liberal strip club?) I would be willing to have people watching me and my SO do all kinds of things. As someone else said, real exhibitionism remind me of scenes in the collegefuckfest videos, although I've heard they're fake meaning not real amateurs, but real in that people are getting and giving in a crowded room. :thumbsup:

I just got back from visiting a friend. He went to college together. He had a big party celebrating getting a new job and a bunch of us stayed at his house. He is getting some work done on it so its pretty empty. We all got cots and such, and folded them up during the day. So it pretty much was a huge loft. Mostly everyone had gone, just a few people stayed, and out of the few left, only one other was home. My friend went to work, and the three others were out doing tourist stuff.
I woke up to the sound of the shower. I opened my eyes to see my friend's sister's friend taking a shower. The place was pretty empty, so I had a clear view of the shower. Instead of a curtain, there was a glass door. I assumed she thought I was sleeping and just pretended to be asleep. She had long black hair and a great body. So of course I was enjoying this. When she was done, she wrapped herself in a towel. I lay there, trying not to give away the fact that I was awake. She dressed and went out.

That's not really exhibitionism per se. That's voyeurism. She wasn't deliberately showing herself to you--you were covertly watching.

True enough.

I'm thinking about you naked while I read this, does that count?

touché; very well played.

I'm thinking of ALL of you all naked!

Even the helmet.

In college where these things happen, my girlfriend's girlfriend (like I said, in college where these things happen) frequently paraded about naked. She was trim and cute. But I was a freak for my girlfriend, so it might as well have been Joe Namath.

When I realized that she was at least as much into girls as guys, it became hard for my little small town brain to handle. Yes, I was an idiot.

My college girl had five roommates. I would spend a week in the dorm at a time. They were all pretty much used to me to the point that they would all be naked around me. One used to have sex with her boyfriend right on the couch in front of us. One big happy family...

Today at work, I went to get some power tools, when I saw a woman walk into a room right across from the building I was rennovating. I just finished wiring the lights, so I was well illuminated. She undressessed. She took off everything. She was a knockout skinny blond with a great chest. She turned around a few times, bent over; then put on a different outfit. That was ten am today. I know where I will be ten AM tomorrow.

I became an exibitionist by accident last weekend. I sometimes rent out my spare room. One of my short stay tennents asked if she could use my computer to send and read emails. So last Saturday she came in started to use it since I work most Saturdays, she assumed I was not home. I didn't know she was home, much less in my room. I was in my bathroom shaving and I walked into my room naked. I didn't know she was there!
She just turned and said hello and asked it it was ok for me to use my computer. I was embarressed and tried to explain that I didn't know she was in here. She said its ok that she was intruding and that it was ok, since it was my room.
It was awkward for me, but she just kept typing and talking to me like it was nothing. It was exciting for me I admit, to be naked infront of a person I that I only met a few days before. And it started to show.
So I had to walk near her to get my clothes. She turned again to face me and it was obvious now that I was excited. It looked like she got a bit embaressed now and she turned to type.
I got my underwear from my dresser and walked back into the bathroom.

She said she would be done in a second and I told her it was ok. I closed the door but left it open a crack and sat down on my bowl and masturbated. I don't know if she heard me or not, but I had to do something.

All I can say is; Wow! fantastic story. This sounds like a very fun situation to have been part of.

The irony of posting anonymously about being an exhibitionist in an exhibition thread ...

dude....is she hot???? did she respond in a sexually positive way??? awesome!

I quit whipping out my dong and shaking it at people years ago...

She looked like Chloe from Smallville.

She responded in an odd way. She only stayed two weeks. After that she did seem to lighten up a bit and she walked around in her panties and t shirt at night. When I got home during the week she was out. She didn't come back till after nine.

I tried to see what would happen if she saw me again so I would leave my door open to my bedroom and just be naked when she was home. I didn't come out so I couldn't be blamed. I knew she would sooner or later, come in to use the computer. And she did. I was watching tv, naked, on my bed, when she came in to ask to check her email. She didn't react to me, and I told her yes. She typed away, whild chatting with me. After a minute or so I asked if it bothered her that I was naked. She said no. She said it was ok. When she talked to me she would turn so we would face each other and she had to notice that I was hard. She told me about her travels and other small talk while she was doing this and that on the computer. At this point I started to stroke every time she turned her back. After a few minutes, I didn't care and continued while she turned to talk. She gave a stunned look but didn't say anything. She stayed and talked abit more. I asked her again if this bothered her and she said it was ok, it was my place. I came while she was facing me and she asked if I wanted a towel. She got up and got me some toilet paper and logged out of her email account and said good night.

A few days later she left, but not after her seeing me jerk off a few more times.

:expressionless:

Anonymous: Sounds like you may have freaked her out but she didn't know how to react since she was staying at your place. Keep in mind that you were in a position of power as her host, and that changes how people are going to react to such advances.

Then again, maybe I misunderstood. Was she already planning on leaving after two weeks?

Yes she planned it and paid for the short stay in advance. Like I said in the first post, I get a lot of short stays.

Never had these situations. I am a very very mild exhibitionist.
But exhibitionism is a real turn on with some exceptions. It depends what age group and how people around are related to us

I have always been known as a voyer and exhibitionist. I don't get very modest at home, but with my kids around, I keep myself dressed. Of course when they are off visiting grandparents my wife and I enjoy spending entire weekends at home naked all over the house. I do remember a time when I was in college. I had just 2 evening classes, and I worked nights, so I was always home all day. I had a neighbor in the apartment across the hall, who was actually very pretty. She and I became decent friends and I had given her a key to my apartment and told her if she ever needed anything she was welcome to it. One day she had come over early in the morning for something, I can't even remember now what it was. Well I had gotten home not that long ago and was watching a porn on TV and was having a good time. She walked in and of course the couch faced the door, so there was no hiding what I was doing. I had a wicked thought and decided to just say hi to her and kept on going. She stammered a little about being sorry she had walked in on me and I told her it was ok. She left and I think I had the biggest orgasm of my life at that time. later that afternoon I ran into her coming home from class as I was headed out. I asked her if she was upset about what happened earlier and she said no, but that her bf had stayed the night and was home so she couldnt stay. I asked her if he was there now, and she said no. I missed my classes that night and called in sick to work.

Since that time she had told me she actually liked watching that sort of thing, but she didnt want to do what we did again, because she DID have a bf. So we decided that if I was planning on doing something, and wanted her to watch, that I would call her apartment to tell he i needed to borrow some sugar. If her bf was there, she would say she didnt have any, but if he wasnt, then she would come over and watch. It was a HUGE turn on having her sit there and watch. We never had sex again, but a few times she would get turned on enough to undo her jeans and masturbate with me. It was the highlight of my Sophmore year in college!!

I worked with a guy who liked to flash his short term stays, but man was he creepy. About 5'4", 60 or so, bald, but he wore a toupee or sometimes a skully. He owned a former hotel in the historic area and would rent out rooms to artists in residence. He greeted a cellist at the door naked when she came to pay her rent. She threw the check in the room and ran away.

He was a librarian by trade, and had generations of family money. I always thought he was gay.

I actually lived just a few blocks from him, and a block more were the palace gardens. All very southern Nights in the Gardens of Good and Evil stuff.

one of my favorite exhibition treats is to see nudity in passing cars, or better to make eye contact with a driver getting a roadie - he knows it, i know it, we exchange smiles and give a thumbs up ... bonus - I have been both the driver and in the other car in this equation. either way its awesome!

i just watch ;)

I went to get cash from an ATM a few years back and I saw a light turn on in a window just over the fence. You coulcn't help notice the woman in the window, as she was stark naked. Of course, I stopped what I was doing and stared. She spotted me and walked out of view so I started to walk to my car. She then reapeared, in a bra an panties and stood still. I, of course, stared agaon. She started to take off her clothes as I stood there. I could hear a guy out of view encouraging her. I stayed for about 10 minutes untill her lights went off.

I think exhibitionism is very refreshing. I used to do nude commission work online about a year ago. It was a nice ego-boost to have people complimenting me on my body, when I had thought I was fat. (I gained 45 lbs after me and my ex had gotten together). Though, the only thing that did was make me realize what a duche my guy at the time was. He made me feel like I was fat. *shakes head* And thats why I am glad I got rid of him and am with the man I am now. (Granted, I lost all that weight after me and my ex broke up lol sucks to be him). I have yet to do any nude modelling online since then, but my man now has kind of wanted me to do it. So I think its cool when a couple is comfortable enough to let their partner do that. Like I said, its freeing. Sometimes in more ways than one lol.

Well I think I qualify, after exposing myself a few times here on TFP, by the way if you have not yet gazed upon my penis check it out on the exhibition board

Yep, love to look and be looked at!

When I Was a teenager I would sleep over my friend's house often. His sister was a few years older than I and very sexy. I used to try and catch her in her underwear and bathing suit. They had a pool and I would always go over to swim.
After swimming I ran to the bathroom, knowing my friend's sister would go to her room to change. The bathroom opened on either side to my friend's room and his sister's room. So I cracked it open a bit and tried to catch her naked. She was sitting on her chair brushing her hair in just her towel with her back to me so I just sat and watched. She stood up, dropped her towel and contiuned brushing. She turned around a few times and then got dressed.

Later on that day, she asked if I liked what I saw. It turns out she liked showing off.

This happened again yesterday and again she said it was no problem. But this time I just walked around for a bit before going to my room. I find the best exibitionism is the accidental kind.

I had another short term stay experience. She asked if she could stay four days as she was here for a job interview. Thats cool. My apartment has two bedrooms and one and a half bathrooms. I have been working overnights for the past month so I was up and awake when she was getting up for her day. I sat at my computer while she showered. From the corner of my eye I saw her come out of the bathroom and walk to her bedroom. I thought she was naked so I of course, turned to look. I saw her naked ass go into her room and the door shut. I thought that was odd but I did nothing. I just kept on goofing off on my computer game. Thinking the show was over I got up to go to the kitchen to make my dinner ( remember I just got home about 30 mintutes ago). I heard her door open and she walked out with only a towel around her waist. I tried not to stare, but she walked right by.
She went into the bathroom, and I figured she would shut the door, but she didn't. I walked out of the kitchen and into my room to get my coffee cup and looked to confirm I that I was not over tired. She was in my bathroom topless and in a towel. I must have looked shocked, cause she asked if this was cool with me. I just said its ok I just didn't expect it and I went back to cooking.
She finished her make up and such and went to her room and left the door open. I offered her coffee and she came to get it but now she was naked. She said she was cool with nudity and I said I was too. She took some coffee we talked while she dressed. I can't wait to get home tomorrow.

DUDE !! Address right NOW!! I'm moving down there this instant!!

Well today I waited for her to wake up when I got home. She told me about her job interview and that she was going to on two more today, but later. So there was no need for her to shower up. Naturally I was disapointed. Since she was just lazing around in her long t shirt, I thought I would see if she was cool with male nudity. We did some small talk and then I went to my bathroom to shower. I did just get home from work about 45 minutes ago. I left the door open a crack, I wanted to see if she would look in or anything. She didn't. When I was done, I walked to the door and I saw her watching tv. I told her I had to go to get a towel from my closet. She said thats cool, and I said, " no you don't understand, I don't have one now, so I need to get one from my closet." She said it was cool. I would have to walk into the living room, and passed her to my room naked, but she said it was cool so I did. I was still pretty wet when I walked out. She looked and then went back to the tv. I went into my room and got a towel and dried off. I said I was sorry and she said it was ok, that nudity is ok with her.
When she said that I figured I would push my luck a bit and I came out naked and walked to the bathroom to get my work clothes. I gathered up my stuff and my heart was racing. I have always liked to show off, so I was getting turned on by the newness of this. She is a pretty Turkish girl with a darling accent so I was visibly turned on by now. I covered up my hard on with my clothes and waked out again. I stopped, told her the bathroom was free and she said she was going later so she was just going to hang out for another hour or so. She didn't seem awkward or anything, nor did she seem into what was going on. Just treated it as normal. I shifted my stance, and moved the clothes from my front to my side. I wanted to see how she would react to me being hard. She looked right at it for a second and went back to the tv. So I stood for a second and asked what she was watching, which was a stupid question cause it was obviously the news. She said the news and started talking about how finding a job is going to be tough in this econonmy and such. She was talking and making eye contact, but it was just so normal. So I started talking and I walked in my room and put down my clothes and came back out. She was still going on about work and getting an apartment and such. I was hard as hell and she didn't seem to mind. I didn't know how to react to this. I didn't want to drag the conversation to something sexual so I just agreed and such. Then she asked if I wanted to sit. She moved over and I just sat down on the other end of the couch. It was hot and weird at the same time. Me naked , all hard, and her with a long t shirt on, sitting on the couch. She had messed up bed head but she was cute. She talked and talked and I couldn't think of anything to say. Without even thinking, I touched my cock and then put my hand down. I just kind of moved it. She was talking about her last job and how she is on her vaction time to look for something new. I touch it a few more times, I just couldn't help it. I could tell that the ease of her speach had changed. I didn't know if it was good or bad, but the few strokes I took made me super hard. I didn't think she was into me jerking, so I stopped trying to stroke and just made more conversation about what her plans were. We talked a few more minutes and I said I had to get to bed and got up and went to my room. I left my door open a bout a quarter, so if she wanted to see, she could, and lay on my bed and jacked off.

I slept lighty, not wanting to miss seeing her naked. And about an hour later I heard the shower. I got up and went to my computer, from my desk you can see the living room. She came out but I couldn't see her. So I got up and walked out, she was nude again. Oh, I hope I didn't wake you, she said. I said no I was not really fully asleep and I wanted to get something to drink. This time we were both nude. I got some water and came out and we talked while she got dressed. there is something very hot watching a woman get all dolled up. Needless to say I was hard again. Every time she turned around or went into the bathroom, I stroked. I am sure she noticed a few times, but she didn't say anything.
When she was all dressed, she went into the kitchen to get something quick to eat. I stroked furiously while she was in there. She came out with some toast and OJ and I stopped quickly. She sat at the small table I have in the tiny dinning area that is part of the living room and ate. Then she got up, cleaned off her area and asked me how she looked. I said great, and she smiled. Good luck was what I said right before she left. I went back in my room, jacked off again, and went to sleep.

That's an act that has got to be one of the most fun for exhibitionists (me included)! And you giving it thumbs up makes it all the more fun.
/Saw this ALL the TIME on Highway 1 in northern California esp. in Marin County/ :thumbsup: Good Times Had By All!!! :)

OMG, I feel so awkward reading this .... why can't I stop reading it over and over again??

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Yes, you know what this reminds me of, my first porn flick ... yeah, that's exactly how I felt!!

Just curious, where do you advertise to get all these boarders?

Craig's List.

And to be clear, I have been taking in boarders for three years, and despite getting some shit stolen once, things have been cool. Its been fun and I met some really interesting people. Men, women and couples, and once a family. With only a few naked "oppies" these two incidents have been the execption.

I remembered an incident about 15 years ago. My coworker came over after work cause we were going to another coworker's retirment party. We had about two hours to kill so we had a few beers and watched some tv. She changed for the party in my bathroom and when she was done I shaved and showered. When I was done, I opened the door a bit to tell her I needed my clothes from on my dresser. I meant I wanted her to get them and hand them to me through the nearly closed door, but she just said that she would close her eyes while I came out. I thought about it for a minute, checked to see if her eyes were closed and they were. So I came out and walked across the room. I turned to see if her eyes were closed and they were not. She was wide open and giggling.
She laughed and said I planned this, but I did not! I was embarressed but it was exciting. I figured what the hell, and turned and faced her. She said "nice package". If she were not married I would have tried something. I got my clothes from my room and dressed. We had a few more beers and then took the subway to the party. We worked together for two more years before I got another job. We remained flirty but nother more ever happened.

She went home today. I waited for her to wake up, and again it was no disapointment. She slept real late as she had no interviews for the day. I sat in my room playing computer games when I heard her walking about. My door was open so I saw her walk by a few times, I said good morning to her and she popped her head in my room and said hello back. I asked how her interviews went and she said she was pleased. I was at my chair in my boxers, she was in her long t shirt. She started telling me about how they went, and looked at my game. ( World of Warcraft). She asked me about it and I Started to geek out about how it works, how there are other people playing and such. I told her she should have no problems as she was so friendly, pleasent and so on. I felt guilty about walking around yesterday so I apologised to her. She said why, it was ok with her. That made me feel better, and also turned me on. I asked what her plans were and she said that she was going to get something to eat and get ready to go home. Well I told her that I was going to shower and sleep for a few hours due to my night shedual.
She went into the living room and I went to the bathroom. I came out naked and she was watching tv. I went to my room to put away the towel and come out and asked if she wanted coffee. I made coffee and went back to my room.

More later, the phone is ringing.

I sat back down at the computer and started checking email. I got up when the coffee was ready and made her some. I asked about what she was going to do if she got the job and she said come back and get an apartment. I asked if she would want to come back here and crash as she was the coolest guest I ever had. I said it was amazing to have such a nice person and so pretty and so cool with us being nude. I was was straining to bring up the nudity thing.
She said she liked staying, that I was cool and she didn't expect me to be so cool with her openness. I told her I enjoyed it and I added, I thought it was obvious. I got a bit embarressed by that So I took my coffee to my room and went back to email.
I heard her walking around so I came out to see what she was doing. She was packing. She said that she had fun and said she would like to stay again if need be. She took off her t shirt and folded it up. Now she was naked again. I told her she was welcome and I sat down. She went about her room gathering her things. I sat watching her. I started to stroke.
She came out to get some things from teh b

athroom. I didn't stop. She looked at me and then just went about her buisness. I just jerked while packed up. She came out and I just continued doing it. She started to say something but stopped. I asked what she wanted. She said that she thought I didn't want to talk just yet. I said its cool, so she asked if she could stay till 8. That was cool.

So she finished up in her room, made the bed, and came out. She asked if she could turn on the TV.

I said yes and she sat on the couch watching tv. I was still stroking. I would look at her once in a while, but I felt shy. I asked if she would get me some napkins, and she got up and went to the bathroom. She came out with a few tissues. I came as she stood there hands out streched. I took them from her, and wiped off. She asked if it felt good, and I said yes.

COmputer problems?

Crashing, need to do a virus check.

I went to bed. She woke me up when she was leaving. She kissed my cheek and said good luck. She said she might stay again if she hears good news.

One time at a friend's dorm we all did mushrooms. While tripping my girlfriend (we since broke up) started making out. We just zoned into each other and started fucking not really caring that there were others in the room.

While in college, I had a pain in the ass neighbor. I rented a house with three others. The neighbor would yell and scream, but his wife was a sexy redhead. She would wave and talk to us when she watered the lawn.

Well I lost my keys and I had to go around my side yard to get to my back door which we kept unlocked. The neighbor's dog was barking and would not stop. My neihbor's wife was showering and she opened up her window to yell at the dog. She leaned out topless ( it was 6 am, I was coming home late, or early depending on your point of view). She looked a bit stunned to see me about 7 feet away from her. She smiled, and I smiled and she just leaned in but didn't close the window. I watched for a minute or two, but the big dog and the fragile fence made me uncomfortable.

She always waved and smiled more exhuberiently when I saw her after that.

I was dating this girl who had a rather hot roommate. We were watching a DVD on the couch when her roommate came home, stinking drunk and went into the bathroom. We giggled and continued watching the movie. She came out, just stinking of booze and sat on a chair next to us drinking some beers she got from the kitchen. She was just talking loud and being an obnoxious drunk. Her clothes were all in disaray, her hair crazy and such. She got up, puked, and then ran to the bathroom. My GF was pissed. She puked more in the bathroom and we just tried to ignore it. After a while it was silent in there. So we just left her alone. I had to go pee, so I got up to knock. The door was open and there she was, naked and covered in puke. I laughed, and called over my GF. She was embarressed and pissed off.

The roommate made some babbling noises and we laughed again. I was told to pick her up and stand her in the shower.

We cleaned her off and I carried her to her room and put her to bed.

That as not the only time she was drunk and naked.

Yes, I like to be on both sides of it. Sorry, no hot stories to share though :(

I swear I miss out on the good stories every damn time. Some hot girl's bikini slips, "Dude, did you see that?!
"No, damnit!"

Not a year goes by where something doesn't happen but right next to me and somehow I'm busy looking at something else. My X-Rated Spidey sense is all out of whack.

A few years back I put an ad on Craigslist that said I was an exhibitionist and I would like to get naked for a girl or girls. It took a while but I got reply and I went to a girls apartment and infront of two strange girls, I stripped naked. After a few mintutes of being naked and hard infront of two girls, I masturbated, came and went. It was hot but I don't think I would do it again.

Hahaha, excellent. I'm the same way, really. I'm cursed. Hell, I bet I could go to Mardi Gras and not see a single set of tits.

...

I've never had any issues with modesty around strangers or my military coworkers. I used to get walked in on all the time in the army. Steel barracks doors were so badly abused they barely latched and were often left unlocked. I'd be pounding away at my wife from behind and somebody would walk in to ask me some superfluous predeployment question. She'd laugh and say "Oh, hi there!" and wave. I'd only get pissed because some stupid it-can-wait-'til-later question that was preventing me from focusing on ass-pounding. So, yeah, most of my Joes witnessed the greatest of my Bragg sex sessions.

Granted, the above story doesn't really apply to the thread because I didn't get anything outta some wide-eyed stuttering PFC watching me nail my old lady like Bruce Willis in The Color of Night... but I think she may have enjoyed it. She was a hippie, all wild and free. Hippies like that kinda thing.

MSD?! (j/k)

I took in another boarder this week. She was a cute Japanese girl. She was waiting for her flight to California and stayed two days. I was home the whole week as my job is complete and I am waiting for a new one to start. Well after showering I came out with a towel and excused myself as I passed her in the living room. I went to my room, dropped the towel and went to get my clothes. We were talking the whole time and she asked where the remote was. I told her I didn't know. And I heard her walking around looking for it. I went to my dresser to close it, and I could see her from my partialy open door. I just stood there, naked. She was walking back and forth and I asked what she was doing. She popped her head in my room to say she was looking for the remote. I said I didn't have it and she said sorry and went back into the living room.

I went to the beach with a friend and her sister a few years ago. Both were very pretty blonds. They both wore two pieces, one a regular bikini, the other a bikni top and sport shorts. It was hot watching them put sunscreen on, and I did their backs and they put some on me also. We spent most of the after noon just laying around or swimming. We decided to get chinese food so we gathered everything up and left.

When we got to my friend's car, she said that we had to put on dry clothes as it was new and she didn't want any wet sand in the seats. She said we would hold up towels and we could change. Her sister and I held up two towels so no one could see in the fron and on the side. Behind her was the car. I, however, had a perfect view. She took off her top and her bottom turned to put them in her bag, and took out her dry top and sweatpants. She put them on and took the towel from her sister.
She was a bit embaressed and said that I was probably loving this. She looked a bit more nervous than her sister, she looked around and my friend said to hurry up. She took off her bottom first put got new shorts and then took off her top. She was bigger and younger than her sister. She looked right at me and made eyecontact. It was awkward yet hot at the same time. She put on a new tshirt and she took my towel.
I looked around now, and I could see other people getting into their cars and what not. The two girls were right infront of me smiling. I was hard, of course. I took off my shorts, stepped out of them and then I looked at them. I wanted to see if they were looking. MY friend was looking, her sister too. When we made eye contact, my friend said," I can see you are enjoying yourself." We all laughed. I stood a few seconds just to prolong this. I got my shorts out and put them on. We were all laughing. We got in the car and went to get chinese food.

A few years ago a friend from college came to visit. She was thinking of moving here and wanted to check the place out. She slept on the couch. After work, I would take her about to show her the sites. On that Friday, we went out drinking at all the hot bars. When we got back to my place we layed on the couch and watched TV. My couch is shaped like a V so we each had our own half to lounge on. We drank some more and she flipped though the channels. She asked if I had any movies and I told her to pick what ever she wanted. She put in a VHS tape of Debbie Does Dallas. I love the old classic porns. She said she never saw it, but always heard of it. Well, we were drinking and talking, and I changed to my PJS, as did she.

She looks like Andie McDowel and looked even better than she did back in school. We were still buzzed, and getting aroused. After a bout 45 minutes of watching the movie I was so horny and it showed. I was hard and it was popping out of my fly hole. I just left it there pretending I didn't notice. We were still talking and drinking, and she got up to get more beer when she saw the state I was in. She handed me the beer sat back down. I didn't move to cover myself. She just looked at the movie and looked over at me back and forth. After a few more minutes I got up took off my PJ pants, and sat back down again.
She just looked at me and didn't say anything. I started to beat off and she just sat up and watched. She said she always want to watch a guy do that. I asked her to take off her shirt, and she did. When I came she got me a towel and I wiped off. We never fooled around, but that week she and I got naked and played withourselves to porn everynight.

As seen on Fark: This thread without pics, worthless it is! **** Winks **** time for a hot story later. :-)

Well I re worded my ad for boarders and yesterday another girl came. I said in the ad to "please be open minded." When we exchanged emails, I bluntly said that I some times walk around nude. I figured why not? See what happens.

Well yesterday girl came. She is in her early thirties, black and cute in a normal girl kind of way. I helped her with her bags and showed her around. She said she wanted to stay for three days.

We talked for a bit, I showed her how to use the cable tv with the overly complicated remote. We got Chinese food and we cleaned up she watched some tv. I talked about her stay, my add and asked if everything was cool with it. She said she read it all and she wouldn't be here if she wasn't cool with it. Then I just came out and said that I like to be naked at home and I didn't want to freak her out. She said, " You just gonna get naked right now?" I said pretty much. She just laughed and said alright.
So I just stripped right there. She looked a way a few times and laughed. Once I was naked I picked up my clothes and put them in my room. I came back out stood there talking with her and she just said a few times, " This is the craziest."

I went to my room and sat at my chair. She asked me, " You do this all the time, get girsl to come over and get naked?" I told her that it has happened a few times but she was the first to just be told about it before hand. She just laughed again. I came out again and said if it was a problem I would get dressed, and she said, well I already saw you so its ok.

So all last night I spent the night naked pretty much infront of a stranger.

You sir, are my Idol. I am looking forward to even more stories!

Thanks. We talked about it and she said that I at least am polite about my exhibitionism and its in my own home. She is in the living room now, and I am typing naked. She called her friend and told her, and her friend wants to stay her now! LOL

I sat on the couch with her and we watched TV and she basically picked my brain. I asked if she wanted to see me cum, and she laughed again and said, " Why not at this point." So I jerked it for her. That was when she called her friend.

She just left. She was pretty darn cool. She made me feel a bit uncomfortable what with asking me all sorts of questions, but she was fun. She basically kept asking me why I like to show off, to which I said I really don't have a clue. She said that I was cute and funny and should have no problem getting girls. That made me feel a bit bad, even though she meant it as a compliment.

Well as we were talking I just took it out. She laughed, " I guess we are done talking."
I took down my pants and stroked while she sat and watched. I think she was getting turned on by it. It was no longer a curiousity. She was just quite and watched. We made eye contact a few times and I put my hand on her hand to see what she would do. She didn't object so I moved it on to my cock. She stroked me for a while and I took my hand off her and and rubbed her chest. We made out a bit, I took off her shirt and I came. I spurted all over both our bellies. I suggested she get changed before she left. She did, but I didn't get to see her without her panties. We exchanged phone numbers and later she took off.

why do i see this thread being inaugurated into the Tilted Hall of Fame some day?

i love this thread for the brutal honesty, even if it may be seen as a little creepy.

I got a bunch of responces for my ad. I usually get a bunch for the weekends. I spoke on the phone to three people and just asked them if me walking around nude was a problem. Two said it was ok after an awkward pause. I picked the one that sounded more normal, as the other seemed a bit, how do you say, dramatic.
About three hours later my weekend boarder came. She is in her early twenties, white with black hair and chubby. I gave her the quick tour and she asked me to show her where the supermarket is. So we went around the block and did some basic shopping. I needed to go anyway. I have to say she is hysterical. She cracked me up in the store. She said she was going to cook this weekend which is cool with me. I gave her the keys and went off to the post office.

When I got back she was already cooking! Making pasta! She put on music and the place smelled great. We talked about her plans for the weekend, and that I was not going to be around that much. She asked me if I was serious about the being naked thing, and I said yes. She said that she thought I was kidding. And I told her that I do sometimes do it . She just looked at me and went back to cooking. Ok, she said. "whatever."

I figured since the subject came up already, I went to my room to get my stuff for a shower. I stripped down and got my towel and stepped into the living room. She was in the kitchen and I said I was going to use the bathroom for a while, if she wanted to use it. She turned around and saw me there nude. She blushed and said, " wow, you really are not kidding."
I showered and dried off. I came out and she was in her room. I walked by and went to my room. She called me and I came out. She was in the kitchen and she asked what plates she could use. And she blushed again. " Its cool and stuff, but we are not going to eat with you all naked."


She got the plates and I went to my room. She said it would be ready in an hour or so. So I sat at my computer . I was checking other responces when she asked if she could check her email. I let her in and I walked into the kitchen. I came back in my room when she asked me if I get off on this. I said yes and I explained the whole evolution of this. She asked if any of the girls ever get naked and I said so far only one.
When I told her that I really like when girls watch me jerk it she jerked her head back and said, "ok," and I started to do it. She covered her mouth with two hands and just sat there. I just kept doing it. She watched the whole time. When I came, I got up and got a tissue. She just said, " Now I have seen it all."

She is in the kitchen now, finishing making her pasta.

Wow, this is a wild thread.

you better get laid one of these times

I got another boarder now. The one above and a girl who said she had no place to go. She is staying on the couch for now. She is young, Chinese and so far, extremely annoying. I have to go out. For the first time, I am getting bad vibes from a boarder.

Very cool thread. Good for you! It's rather inspiring to me as I like exhibitionism as well. Nothing like what you're doing but I was at a friends house a few days ago and decided to go for a swim. Just got naked and went! Felt great. (I knew my friends wouldn't mind, I think I surprised them though!)

I had thought I already replied to this thread but apparently not so here it goes. I'm definitely an exhibitionist. We threw a lingerie party last summer and well, I won the costume contest. Panties and nippies for the win. :) The next one is currently in the planning stage.

My boyfriend knows that I'm an exhibitionist but he isn't really one himself. Sometimes my antics make him uncomfortable but for the most part he's happy to play along. We'll see how he does at the lingerie party.

As far as walking around naked, that's something that's pretty common around here. I almost would give up my garage for the ability to walk around naked in one of the new high rise condos down the road. Floor to cieling windows, that'd be nice. Oh and I have pierced nipples and I go around without a bra very often.

No real fun stories but if that changes I'll let you guys know.

This girl does not stop talking! She is kind of in a bind. Was traveling, has no money and no job. So she wants to stay here for a week or so and do chores to pay her keep. She cleaned up and said she will do laundry and stuff tomorrow. She is waiting for her parents to send her some money. The other girl is cool as hell. She is out for the night so its me and the young talks non stop girl.

Offer her a dollar for every 10 minutes she can keep her yap shut. That's better than minimum wage!

Has she not offered to pay with her furry chequebook?

The first girl left a few hours ago. Nothing new to post about her, as I was not around much. We both sat in her room and talked about the other girl and how she was driving us crazy. The new girl did a good job cleaning. She did the dishes, laundry and such.

When I got home, the first girl was leaving. She was cool.
Well the other girl followed me about talking a mile a minute. I was a bit anoyed so I wanted to just mess with her a bit. While she was telling me a bout how she was going to organise the cabinets tomorrow, I took off my clothes. I just acted naturally and she stopped talking when she saw I was not going to stop. When I was down to my underwear she just stopped talking. I said, " Go on." and she started again. So I took off my shorts and was just standing there naked. She blushed and stopped talking.

I walked over to my dresser and said that the place looked good. She asked if she was intruding, and I said no it was ok. I went to the living room and she followed me out of my room.
I said that if she was going to stay, she had to be ok with me being naked. She said that was ok. I showered and went back to my room.

you cant possibly be living this life....

makes the rest of use look like tame and dull bastards

I got home from work a few hours ago. This girl instantly jumped off the couch and followed me about telling me about all the stuff she had done. Organised, cleaned, rearanged etc.
The place looked good, but she dodged me when I asked how long she was going to stay.
I come home filthy from work most days and today was especially so. The first day on a new job is always messy.
She was telling me what she was going to do, what she was going to cook and if she should go food shopping while I stripped. She even followed me into the bathroom and talked to me while i was showering.
I came out and asked her for a towel. She got it and I dried off and handed it back to her.

She followed me to my room where I didn't know what to do. I was hard at this point and just standing there. She wants to be some sort of civil engineer and keeps talking about schools, and the path she will take.

I just sat down and checked my email. She was kind of ruining the moment for me. I loaded up a porn video from my hard drive and let it go. She looked at the screen but just went right on. I got hard again and turned my chair half way so I could see both her and the screen.

I started stroking and I asked her if she ever saw a guy do this before. She, of course, talked a mile a minute about her old boyfriend and how he would do it all the time. yada yada yada. So I let her talk while I stroked. I asked her to turn around for me and she did. So I asked her about her old boyfriend and what they did together. She said they did everthing, how long they were together, why they broke up all in minute details. I asked her to turn around again and she did. I was getting bold at this point . I said to take off your glassess, and she did.
She is cute but at this point she didn't bathe in at least three days but i was getting hornier. I told her to come closer. At this point the porno was doing a cum shot. I looked at it and said, " oh look at that."


While she watched, I put my hand on her ass. I started to cum. I asked her to get me a wet towel. I cleaned myself off and got dressed.

Here is a story I remember from a few years back. All tide into my exhibitionism.

Right out of college I stayed at a friend's house. He had a pool and were drinking to all hours of the night. His house was huge with many rooms, and filled with knick knacks. It was pretty creepy actually. After sobbering up, floating on a tube all night, I went to find a place to sleep. All the rooms were taken, of course, so I wandered the place looking for coach. In a small room off on the wing, there were two couches. One had piles of laundry on it, the other nothing. I took my bag out, took off my clothes and put the wet clothes away. It was a bout 6 15 am on a Saturday so I just stood there and enjoyed the silence. Then I layed out some blankets on the couch and layed down. I layed on top of the covers for a bit just kind of rubbing myself, but not really masturbating. When I noticed the pile of laundry moving! I looked over and my friend's little sister was under neath looking right at me! I was pretty much caught red handed. I covered myself up and said sorry. She just rolled over and went back to sleep.

After I got home the other day, I was met at the door by my current, no end in sight, boarder. She explained all the things she did today. At work eveyone was talking about the new Star Trek movie so I asked her if she wanted to see it. She looked confused. I said I would pay, as I hate seeing a movie alone. So she agreed to come with me.
She has been wearing, and sleeping in the same clothes now for many days. I said she would have to clean up before going out. I gave her my laundry detergent, and shampoo and such. I didn't know she didn't have any of that stuff with her.

I showered while she did her laundry. When I was done, she showered. She came out in her towel to get her stuff from her suitcase. She gathered her clothes and I said it was ok to change here. She just stopped. Go ahead, its ok. She took off her towel and went dress. She has a cute, thin body. I was already naked and I walked over to her and touched her chest. I put her clothes down, and kissed her. After a bit of kissing, and caressing, I walked her to my room and layed her on the bed. I got out a rubber and fucked her. After wards we saw Star Trek and had pizza.

^^^When he posts that he's killed someone, will I get subpoenaed?

Wow. Don't know what to say.

Too harsh?

did that shut her the fuck up?

I love that you ended up banging the girl that annoyed you so much.

She is still here. She has moved all her stuff into my room and pretty much stays with me now. I have had two other boarders in the mean time, an older European lady, and now a college guy from Oregon. M, as will call the girl that is staying with me, is getting a handle on the talking. She is turing out to be pretty cool and does a good job with chores and shopping. She is even a good cook. She does tend to say embarressing things once in a while. She is wonderful at giving too much information too soon. She old the older lady that I like to get naked infront of strangers while I was at work. She just asked her if she saw me naked yet. And I hadn't so it was awkward when I got home.
The guy staying for a week is pretty cool. He keeps asking me if I know where I can get pot, which not only do I not, but I will kick his ass if he smokes that in my place!
When it was just M and I, I had her walk out of the bathroom naked when the UPS guy was delievering a package. She is cool and pretty much does what I aske her to do. She came out and tip toed for what ever reason from the bathroom to the bedroom. He just looked at her and laughed.
When its this guy's last night here, I will have her walk out naked to see how he reacts.

looks like it did.

you poor soul. now you have a squatter in the house. good luck trying to get her to leave

Dude, You KILLED ME!!!!

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Upon my 45th reading of this post I couldn't help but ask ... WTF?

^In a good way? Can't tell with the exclamation points...

Last night the guy from Oregon left. Aside for talking about pot, looking for pot, and asking me to score some pot, he was ok. We were watching TV at night talking when M, the chinese girl, came out of the room naked to go to the bathroom. The guy just flipped out. His head just spun around and looked shocked. She brushed her teeth and she came out again and walked to my bedroom. He was all stunned. About a half hour later, I went to bed. When he left this afternoon, he thanked me, paid up his rent and told her she was cute.

I don't have any other boarders lined up for a few days.

She only came with a suitcase of clothes. Nothing else.