I know right...? It's kinda like a great soap opera....

Ergh ...:expressionless: Just comes to show why I can never live the life. I would personally search and inspect all the boarders contents not for contraband, but for sanitary purposes!!

I'd just like to chime in as another eager follower of your exploits.

good

I thought I was bothering people with so many post. I was thinking of stopping. Should I stop or continue?

Wha ... **sputters incoherently** WT .. WTF ...

Dude, do you actually see how many times I revisit this damn thread, WTF is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!

You stop posting and I will ... er.. let you have it!!

Ok thats cool. Nothing new right now, but I am glad I am not bothering people.

I swear to god if you're not making this up then by GOD you are awsome ... this is entertaining man!!

I know now how old women feel when they're watching the stupid and painfull soaps!!!

sounds just like a porn movie to me

A: Did you use lube, and B: was it the same hand you were stroking with the you shook hands with? I'm a lefty so I wouldn't have that problem, but if I was a righty and in that situation...I can't imagine xD

If you have new stuff... POST IT!

Really, thanks for sharing all of this. It is amazing.

Last night I got a new boarder. A girl from South Africa. She is cute, looks like that actress Thandie Newton. I told her on the phone about M, yes she is still here, and how we both sometimes go about nude. She said it was not a problem. She got here real late last night, I pretty much just let her in and went back to bed. After work today she was still sleeping so I tipptoed around. When M came in T woke up. We all talked. I went to my room and took a nap. Work was rough today. I got up about an hour ago and M was on my computer. I told her to give me some head and like I said, she pretty much does everything I tell her. I was sitting on my chair, naked, getting head when T called to me. I answered her. She wanted to know how to get on with the wireless computer. She came to my door and what was going on. She said sorry and started to back up. I said its ok, and explained how to log on. M didn't stop. She pretened she didn't notice, stood and listened to the directions and then logged on.

This article has informed much of my thinking on this topic, author unknown ...




"EXHIBITIONISM

Ever since the publication by J. W. Mohr and colleagues of their seminal Exhibitionism, 1964, exhibitionism has been recognised as a key element always present in the profile of every paedophile.

I am not speaking here of exhibitionism as you will perhaps be imagining it: a man displaying his erect penis to little boys or girls. That is what J.W. Mohr and his colleagues concentrate on.

You know how children play Chicken ? (And how appropriate the name of that game !) Small children play it by staring into each other's eyes the one who blinks or looks away first is the loser. Older children play it by standing on railway lines in front of an oncoming train and the one who jumps off last is the winner. Teens play it in cars accelerating towards each other down the central white line . . . Well, exhibitionism is their form of Chicken.

Who, then, is the opponent they are playing the game against ? Revealing just enough of themselves for someone with the knowledge to pick up the tell-tale hint but always having a ready excuse to hand ! It could be that the husband is a if his wife (and children) are in the know, against his colleagues at work. If they too are in the picture, then against society at large that lustful look or even wink at an attractive child in the supermarket ! How many adults will have seen it !

The ones who claim to feel no guilt at all are the ones most likely to be arrested. That satisfies their sense of guilt, whilst at the same time allowing them proudly to declare they've "come out" and are now active campaigners who ought to be honoured and followed !"

Vana, was that the whole article? I still don't see the connection between exhibitionism and pedophilia. (Perhaps, if you have more to say on the subject, this would be better as a separate thread?)

I agree. it seems that this particular post is not in the right place, and not really referencing the OP.

I agree with Redlemon and DC - there doesn't seem to be any relevance to that article. Correlation certainly doesn't equal causation, and that's the closed I can come to make this post fit with the rest of the thread.

I dunno Jazz..., she was homeless, he was horny, it worked out well!! Correlation did cause cummation ... er, what were you refering to?

thought I would share an old story since there is nothing new going on right now. When I was in my early twenties, I rented a beach house with a bunch of friends. Everyone but me went home during the week to work. I had six weeks off so I just stayed out there all the time. To tell the truth, that was my favorite time, when I was alone.
Well the house was for sale and the realtor lady would come over during the week to show the place off. One time I came back from the beach to find her with some couple in the kitchen. I asked her to call me first before just barging in, as I am staying most of the summer. Another time she came walking in with some other woman as I was cooking breakfast in my bathrobe.
So for shits and giggles, I would leave porno mags out just in case she would come over unannounced. Sure as shit I heard her car pull up. I looked out the window and I saw her, a pretty blond woman in her early forties, with some younger woman in her thirties and a teenaged girl. I figured this will teach her. I stripped down. I took off all my clothes. I figured why not? This was my place for the summer and I told her I was staying! I asked her to call. Besides, this would be fun and I was not doing anything wrong. They were invading MY privacy!
Needless to say I was pretty tan and in good shape. I was hard as all get out. I heard them open the door, and I was watching from the door to the bedroom that I had open a crack. I saw the mother of the teenager look at one of the playboys I had left open. They all laughed and continued to look around. I was stroking to keep me hard and big. I was dripping some pre cum now, and my heart was racing. I was starting to chicken out. They started to walk into the kitchen and out of my view. I just stood there thinking if I should do this or not. I was still stroking. I was hard as I could be. Then I heard them coming towards the bedrooms. I figure it was now or never, because if they opened the door and saw me here, they would just close it and leave. As they were in the living room, but near the bedrooms, I just walked out. My heart leaped as I swung the door open. I said, “ Marie?” as I opened the door figuring they would assume that I thought my girlfriend or such was in the house, “ I am hard and all ready!” All three of them just stared open mouthed. I pretended to panic and freeze.
I was dripping with pre cum, hard and my heart was pounding. I could see each of their faces. I just said, “ I thought I heard my girlfriend out here.” And I just stood there. I wasn’t going to move. I wanted to see what they would do. The realtor just looked like she was going to die. She said, “ I am sorry, this is Joe, he is the current renter. I didn’t know he was home.”
I put out my hand and went to shake the mother’s hand. She was speechless. She took my hand and gave me a shake. I went to shake the teen’s hand. She looked to be 19 or so. I looked right at her and she was blushing. She took my hand. As she shook it, I said. ‘ You should have called, I was expecting someone.”
The realtor said yes she should have and that they could come back some other time. I said ok, but call first. I walked towards the door so that I would be exposed to them longer. I pretty much was infront of the door. I watched them fumble to pick up there things. With one hand I opened the door, with the other I started to stroke. The mother and the realtor just marched out, the teen was last. She watched me as she walked to the door, and I pointed to the kitchen and said, “ The kitchen is awesome.” I just wanted to say anything to keep her here for a second longer. She turned to see what I was pointing to and I added. “ The refridgerator makes its own ice.” I felt myself cumming so I slowed down. She turned around and saw me spurting.
“ See you later.” I said as she walked out the door.
Needless to say, the realtor called everytime she tried to show off the house next.

I wonder if anyone else enjoys being outside nude during a warm summer rain

By the way, I found that last one hottest by far.

I have yet to find that warm summer rain, but perhaps that's New England for you. We tried having sex outside during a downpour on a really hot day, and yet the rain felt really really cold. Especially when (in missionary) the rain runs down your spine and over your asshole.

At least we got a huge laugh over the incident.

I've put on shows at bathhouses before. Usually me doing things infront of a dozen or so people. :surprised: I only did things with friends and no one really joined in (it was a big bed with a spectating area, anyone could join in).

It's definitely hot.

Seeing as I am desparately in need for another fix, I might as well bump this thread as a plea for more stories.

i've jerked off on cam at webcamnow.com. not much of a story, but there it is.

actually, i'm showing on there now

Hey. I thought people were tired of my posts. But here is the most recent thing. Last with this pretty but chubby Jewish girl came. She was traveling on the cheap as she called it. She said her family was religious, but she was not. Well she said she was staying for three days. The second day was Saturday, so I was home. I got up went out and she was watching TV and working on her lap top. I talked for a bit, put up a pot of coffee and went to shower. Now I had this planned. I put the laundry basket of towels in the living room the day before and I left none in the bathroom. I showered, and came out. I was unable to dry off as all the towels were in the living room next to my guest. I opened the door a crack and told her I needed a towel.
She said ok, go get one. Then I explained, “ No, I don’t have one, I left them all in the laundry basket. Do you mind if I get one?”
She was half working and not really paying attention. “Sure, its ok” she said. I walked out of the bathroom, wet, and hard. Sorry, I said I as I walked passed her. I squatted by the laundry basket and took out a towel. She just looked up at me not saying anything.
“ I told you I needed a towel.” I said. She just stared. “Sorry about this.” I said as I walked back into the bathroom.
“Its ok.” She said
I dried off, wrapped myself in the towel and walked out. “Sorry, again.” I said.

She was blushing. “ Wow, you don’t see that everyday.” She said laughing.
“I know, I know.” I was trying to sound apologetic.
I went to my room and dropped the towel. I left the door open about ¾ of the way. She went on typing.
“ Emailing a friend telling them what happened?” I joked.
“Ha, no, just work, nothing that good.”
“Oh so it was good at least?” I said through the door, stroking, just out of her sight.
She laughed and said at least I was Jewish. Then I laughed. I told her I wasn’t Jewish, but that didn’t stop the Rabbi. She laughed. Then I asked her if It was ok if I went to the bathroom to get my dirty clothes.
She said sure, and I am sure didn’t understand that I was still naked. I walked out again and went to the bathroom. I looked at her when I came out with my clothes. She was blushing again. She just sat there and looked at me. I took this as approval and stopped walking.
“ You like this.” She said.
“Like what?” I asked pretending to be shocked.
“Like showing off infront of strangers.” She said.
“Just the cute ones.” I said and she smiled. I walked to my room and stroked until I came.

What happened to the other one?

Yeah, I'm curious about that too.
Sounded like you were headed for a long term live-in.

She is still here. She got a job cleaning an office at night so I hardly ever see her anymore. She comes in after midnight, and leaves for work soon after I get home. She does chores still during the day so its almost a perfect set up.

you have an official squatter my friend. if you dont make her pay for the board, she'll be there forever, an the only way you'd get her out is when she asks for half your possessions because she's been there so long

dont say i didnt tell you

She pays in chores and sex. LOL

just wanted to say this is entertaining as hell - keep the posts coming!

ahhhhh... FINALLY got my new fix. I swear if you stop posting I am going to go insane. I love hearing these stories. Maybe I will add my few times in this thread one day.

I had an older woman stay for the weekend. I pretty much told her right out that I sometimes walk around nude, and if that would be a problem. She said that if it bothered me, she wouldn't look. So she was pretty cool, the first thing she did when she got in was pick up a porn DVD I left out. She just said that this was going to be an interesting stay.
The first night the only thing that happened was I walked to the kitchen to get some water while she was in the bathroom. M was out at work. My guest came out to go to her room when I was walking back to my room. She sort of blushed and I asked if she needed anything. She just stopped and said no. I asked if I was making her uncomfortable, and she said no, she knew as I told her, but she just didn't expect it just yet. She went to bed, and I went to my room.
The second day I was naked at home when she came in. I honestly didn't know she was going to be back so early. I was watching porn on the tv beating off. She said hello and I jumped up. She put her stuff on the table and realized what was going on. I was hard and the porn was going. She just said that she would go to her room so I could finish up. I told her it was ok, she didn't have to, and i started again. She went to her room. I finished up and cleaned up.

My guest staye two more days. I walked around nude a few times but not much else.

Last week I was aproached in the park by some women pushing some religous cult. The family or something like that. I gave them my number and forgot about them. Well they came over yesterday to preach. I thought I would mess with them. Two women came over, in their late forties, one with a German accent, the other a southern. They came in and talked about their religon, gave me their literature and what not. I was extra dirty on purpose as I did come home from work only 20 mintutes before. As they were talking, I made sandwitches as they pretty much flat out said they wanted food, and then showered while they ate.
I came out in a towel and asked if they needed anything. They just thanked me for the food and set up their information. I went to my room and took off the towel while we talked. I stroked to get harder and I walked out with my towel in my hand. They looked at me in suprise. I spread out the towel on the floor and sat down. I started to ask questions about their literature. The German answered and the southern one asked if I was going to put on some clothes. I said I was comfortable as god made me, and went on asking questions. After a mintute or so they said that they had to go and I escorted them out. I hate cults.

^^ GOOD JOB!! Ohhh Thank you for this ... you my friend are the best piece of human being ever born out there. If there is a god may he bless the hell out of you and grant you many more cults to weird out!!

Ha! Classic.


One of my best friends many years ago invited me over for Thanksgiving. He always did the "bird" on a Weber barbeque's on this deck. Now this friend is a Marine (no one's ever an ex-Marine) He and I were standing on his deck drinking a beer and talking while he watched over his prized smoking turkey. A car pulled up and two nicely dressed ladies got out. He looked over his shoulder and said "These folks are lost, you know'em?" "Nope, never seen'em" They walk up to the deck and asked him if he'd heard the good word of Jehovah. I swear his ears literally laid back on his head. He said something to the effect of "we're having a holiday dinner here and I like you to please..." One lady interrupted him and began to explain why it was wrong to celebrate such things. Well that was the end of "please" on his part. He said, basically, "we're having this dinner and we're having our celebration. Now you're welcome to return after we're done eating 'cause we're planning on breaking out the Crisco and having ourselves a good old fashioned fuckfest/Crisco party. You know if ya got time. I only say that 'cause I think you'd make a lot more sense with my cock in your mouth." They both turned white and left. He lifted the top of the Weber and looked at the smoking turkey and said "And that's how you handle whack job, fuckhead's who go around trying to ruin other peoples day off." I was speechless for a while. I'm rarely speechless.

Not how I would have handled it but I bet he's got his name on a list because they never ever came back to his house. I lived down the street and they came to my door for several years trying to get me to buy the Watchtower and save my soul.

This has to be the weirdest thing ever. I have been talking to this man for three weeks about his daughters staying over. They are Korean, one is 19 the other is 22. They are coming for ten days and they want to stay in my room. I didn't want there to be any problems so I decided to just be normal for once. Well this guy has called me almost every night for three weeks. He would not get off the phone. He would leave messages asking questions and wanting information. I understand he is nervous but he was just getting anoying. He wanted so much personal information, that I started to think I was being set up for a scam, so I just stopped talking to him. I figured he would get the hint. I had to email him a friggen essay about myself! After dodging his calls for a few days, I just flat out told him that I am an exhibitionist and I will mostly be naked all the time. I figured that would stop him. He didn't know what the world meant so I explained it to him. He said ok and we ended our talk.
No joke, he called again and asked if the room was still available. I said yes, and reminded him about me bein an exhibitionist. He said ok again. Now thought for sure I was being the but of a joke. But after all the information was exchanged, last night these two lovely Korean girls came over and paid ten days in advance. They speak pretty good English and are cute. We talked till late at night, and I ordered pizza. We even talked about me being an exhibitionits and they said they were told about that. M met them and we all talked. Nothing happened as it was way late when I went to bed. It was way too late, and I have got to get up way to early.

Holy shit, you must be very cheap ...

So yesterday after work my two guests were out shopping for food when I got home. I made calls, paid bills and started my dinner. They came in while I was cooking and they started to make food also. I put my chili on low heat, as I like to cook it for a while and left them alone.
I went to my room and to my own bathroom and shaved. I came out with no shirt on to still the chili. They looked at me, but it was pretty normal. They asked if they could try the chili, and I warned them that it was very hot. They were making rice and vegetables so I thought it would work out to be a big meal.
They were buzzing around the apartment, going to their room and to the kitchen and living room, so I figured now was as good a time as any. I went to my room and stripped. I left the door open on purpose. I walked around my room a bit and looked out to see what they were doing. They were both in their room at this point so I just walked to the kitchen to stir the chili again. I walked back to my room, but they didn't see, as they were still in their room.
They came out to check their food and I was in my room so I walked out to get the rest of my mail from the counter when they saw me. They both stopped, looked and I just picked up the mail and walked back to my room. I heard them talking to each other but I couldn't understand.
They both came to the door and looked in. I was just standing there pretending to read my bills. I looked at them and they looked away and walked away. I figured the ice was broken so I walked into the kitchen again. They were there making ice t. They looked quickly, and then went back to doing what they were doing and I walked back into the living room. I really had no reason to be out here, other than to show off, so I felt a little uncomfortable and turned to go to my room when one of the girls asked me if I wanted some iced t. I said yes and she got me a glass.
I took it and went to my room. They were very polite, you could tell they were peeking and such, but no real reaction. I finished the drink and walked out to put the glass in the sink and came back. I went to my room and sat in my chair. I put a dvd on and started to stroke to some porn. After bit one of the girls came to the door and asked if I wanted some of their food, as it was ready. She saw what I was doing and I didn't stop. I just said sure, and she walked away. They both came back with a plate, I was still stroking. I didn't stop, of course and told them To just leave it on the table, when I was finished I would come get it.
Well I finished, came on my belly, and got up. I thought I would walk out with the cum on me so I came out, all drippy, and went to teh main bathroom to get some toilet paper. They were both eating and I said thanks, I will get you some chili in an hour or so. I just stood there so they could see the cum and all. Then I went to the bathroom, got some tissues and wiped it off. After that I pretty much put on sweats and just ate.

The next day I got home from work early. MY two boarders and my semi permant guest were out. I enjoyed the time alone with a nice nap and some rare tv time. Around nine oclock the sisters came home. I was greated with smiles and they showed me the things they bought while out. They bought some DVDs and we sat down to watch one. About half way through I got up to get a drink. We we talking and they were asking me about places to go when I just started undressing. One of them just said that Americans are not shy. I stood naked watching the movie and then sat back down between them.
I asked them if they wanted to, they could take off their clothes too, its ok with me. They talked in Korean and said they would later. That was encouraging. We watched the movie and I jerked off between them. I got up to clean myself off, and we watched something else.

Ohh man ... :expressionless:

you make me so tame ....

I doubt this Korean man understood at ALL what they were getting into.

in all seriousness,...i hope you never do this to a lebanese girl...

you'll have her father, her brothers, her cousins, her 1st, 2nd, and 3rd cousins, along with the brother in law, his family, not to mention the uncles and all their friends paying you a visit. then word will spread to the village that they're from, and all the neighbouring villages will find out, and soon you will have half of lebanon after you. everyone is related within a degree or two,


i hope you never have to see that day

That's both twisted and sorta hot. Jerking off between two Korean sisters just chillin' there. There's gotta be more to this.

great stories - the visual imagery is disturbingly awesome

I only wish I was so brave, and lucky

Adventures in self confidence" heh.

I must admit this thread is a pretty steamy read.

My thoughts on the posts by "Anon": I enjoy them for the most part, but I find them hard to believe. If they are true, I think the behavior is potentially dangerous in a couple ways. 1) The women are trapped. I think its safe that they have chosen to rent the room out of need and financial limitations. If they are uncomfortable its not as easy as just walking away. 2) The poster is forcing his nudity on the observer (although sometimes he asks first, it seems like usually the nudity comes first and then "do you mind". If he were doing this with an open window to an outside observer, it can be considered a criminal offense. I'm not sure about this particular situation, but nonetheless. I think there is some potential for this behavior to progress to something worse, along the lines of sexual assault/rape.

I hate to be the downer, and I'm not trying to start an argument, this is just my two cents.

While I understand your initial thoughts, the OP has many times stated that he has been VERY clear that he does this in his home, and the boarders choose to come stay anyway. So I say if they get uncomfortable with it, they can always say something, or go to their room. On many occasions the OP has even specifically asked the people if it was ok, and they chose to say fine. They could have easily said that they were uncomfortable with it, and in my opinion, based on the way the OP has talked, if someone WERE uncomfortable, he would stop. The only difference I see are the one with the real estate agent, and the ones pushing religion on him. And personally I think they are funny.

IF it were true..but i highly doubt most of these stories...they started ok fine, but they get creepier and creepier. the more this continues the more unreal it becomes. entertainment? sure

but even if the girls were in his house and they were aware that he was going to get naked, i highly doubt that they'd expect him to be jacking off in the way the story has been told. they might not say anything, but it doesnt make it ok, their silence surely doesnt make them confortable with it.

This is sexual assault. This is forcing your sexual needs on others. at the end of the day it is a 'need' that he is satisfying. Maybe some of the lawyers here can chip in and give us their opinion?

In my eyes its sexual assault, even though the girls imply acceptance with silence.

Then the only thing I can suggest, is if it bothers you so much, don't read the thread any more?

You guys are killing me ....

DC - thedlishsguy never said he was bothered, he even went as far as to say he thinks the entire story is BS ... that was just his take in the situation ...

Now, can we move away from the discussion and go back to disturbing visualizations?

LOL, point taken, lets get some more stuff going here Anon!!!!!

My two guests have gone home. They were polite, cute and very gracious. After I read the posts from you guys, I asked them it was ok, and they just said to do that in my room. So that was the end of that. They were ok with the nudity so it was still fun. They said they heard Americans were not shy, so they said it was ok. I saw them in their underwear and in a towel a few times. M and the sisters and I all watch pornos a few times. I taught them all the dirty words in English. I did jerk off a few times in my room with the door open and one of the sisters peeked. M said she saw one of them watching us fuck but I didn't see.

I swear to god, I was just on my way to bump this thread ... thank god he's back!!

Oh.

A month later...

All paraphilias are the same in form, they differ in particular. Do you know the children's game 'Mad-Libs'? We can take something about perversion, or about the motive, and switch exhibitionism for pedophile, or for shoe-fetishist, or homophile, and so; likewise for phobia, the mirror of fetish. Same thing with ideology, switch woman for Black in a feminist text. Fun stuff.

Radical exhibitionists demand freedom now! Would there be anyone to play the game with if flashing were legalized and normalized?

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I hadn't had a boarder in a while, I hadn't posted in a while, just took the time to do some work around the place and do some overtime. M is still here, that is going ok so she is welcome to stay pretty much as long as she likes. A few times I had her answer the door naked when I knew it was the UPS guy or the pizza guy. They pretty much know me by now. Hell, they even know M's name!
I had a guest stay the three day weekend, an older black woman. She was from Dallas. I didn't see much of her Friday or Saturday, but she came home Saturday Night a bit drunk. M was cleaning the kitchen and I was in my bathroom. I head them talking and I came out to say hello. I was fully dressed. We talked for a bit and she asked if she could use the bathroom for a while ,and I said sure go ahead. She used the main bathroom to get ready for bed. M used my bathroom to brush her teeth and she went to bed. I stayed up to watch tv. She came out ready for bed. I was watching stuff I recorded and asked if I was too loud. She said no, went to the kitchen and got a beer. She sat on the couch and drank as we talked. After a bit, she went off to sleep.
I was catching up on some shows I liked and after two hours, I put on some porn. I went to my room, put on my boxers and came back out and sat and watched. After a while, a sleeply looking Houseguest came out, headed to the bathroom and proceeded to go. She didn't see what I was doing, so I pulled up my boxers and just sat there.
I flipped the channel and pretended everything was normal. She came out and engaged me some more in small talk. I kept flipping through the channels till she went back to her room. When she closed the door I went back to stroking and put the porn channel back on. I was into it really good when the door opened again. I was too into it to care at this poing. She was going to the kitchen when she saw me, I was beyond caring so I just finished. She just looked at me for a second and went back to her room.

If you hang out here a TFP long enough to get promoted to full member, you'll discover a whole area HERE for people like you.

cool i look forward to it =]

I'd like to get back into exhibitionism myself, but I would like it to be more artful.

^^ Screw it being artful ... post pictures goddamnit!!

Anonymous ... Where are YOOOOOUUUUU!!!

wow, just discovered this thread. Did anon get more women than he could handle?

This thread was not what I expected it to be.

what did you expect it to be like sharon?

wonder why anon stopped posting...

Still here. I just thought people got tired of my posts.

Please come back with more ... I want more ...

I can't ask for pictures, I'm not allowed ... so I resort to detailed descriptions ...

i think you have quite a following anon.. dont let a few comments hold you back dude

I'd like to hear more.

What is required to be a full member exactly?

Just keep participating. Best not to worry about such details.

Most new members who keep participating steady accomplish it in weeks, not months.

from what i can see, rahl is already a full member

Oh sure... "Tilted". Didn't even look.

If I'm a full member, I don't see titlted exhibition anywhere.

Your post count isn't yet high enough (unless the requirements, post count or something else, to see at least some of the member forums has changed).

rahl, instead of derailing this thread, ill send you a PM..

please carry on with normal programming

Hey,
Still renting the room. While I have a few more stories to tell since my last post, I thought I would start with this one.
I rented the room for a week to a girl who sound like the coolest girl ever. She was funny on the phone and really out going. When I told her about me being nude at home, she said, "thats cool, I will probably get naked too." So I gave her my address and cleaned the place up.
She showed up the following day. She was funny but she was really fat. That was ok as I said, she was pretty funny and outgoing. She wanted to go drinking, so I walked to the local bar and we had a few. It was late, and it was a Monday so I had to go, I had to work the next day. Once back at the apartment, she was a bit drunk and just came out with, " so you gonna get naked?" That kind of suprised me. Then she said, "come on, show me."
Funny for the first time I was a bit reluctant, but I walked over infront of her and stripped naked. I was half hard and she looked and smiled. She said to "make it big" and I told her I was too tired. I walked around a bit, getting ready for the next day and I went to bed.
When I got home from work the next day my guest was out. She came home late, drunk, and pretty loud. I came out to see if she was ok, and she was staggering drunk. M and I kind of laughed and went back to bed. The next moring I went off to work, M slept late as she doesn't go in till the evening. When I got home, the guest was out again. She came in earlier this time, again drunk. She was loud and obnoxious. She started drinking more beers and I went to my room to play some video games. I was playing for about an hour when I heard her throwing up in the bathroom. I went to check on her when I noticed all her clothes were thrown about in the living room.
The main bathroom door was open and she was naked, and hanging over the bathtub puking. I saw she was mostly ok, and went back to my room.

She came in my room, naked, and started crying. I walked her to the couch laid her down and covered her. When M came home, she saw what happened and we went to my room. We left the guest to her own as she was still sleeping. M and I ate in my room and watched some tv. About 11 or so, the guest knocked on the door and came in. M and I were naked laying on the bed M was in front, reaching around, slowly stroking my cock when our naked fat, drunk guest appeared. She had another beer in her hand and asked what were doing. M said "watching the Odd Couple." She sat on the bed and we had to sit up.

She looked at my dick, fully hard from M's stroking. She just stayed and watched tv with us. I put M's hand back on my dick and during the course of the show, I came.

we love it, I love showing off and getting caught having sex outside.

I love going to the store with short skirt no bra no panties and leaning over the counters and watching both women and men look down my shirt and try to look up my skirt.


In fact I go to work without a bra a lot, I don't have large boobs or anything b/c ish so I can get away with it very easy.
I'll let the guys at work look down my top when I'm sitting in my cube .....it is so much fun for me....it get's me all turned on and I jump the bf when I get home:thumbsup:

^^ You couldn't have ended your post in a more horrible way. But non the less, I call dibs.

Fantastic stories anon, and while the reaction to them have been varied, I don't think there is a single person here "tired" of them. Keep it up, i'm subscribed to this thread and hope to read some more.

Hey

This week I have a male boarder staying. I couldn't find any females to pass the test. Believe it or not, I ask a lot of questions and I pretty much have it down to a science for the type of girls I let stay here. And yes, I get called asshole a lot and I get a lot of hang ups. So this guy is the only one. I wouldn't have let him stay, but I could use some extra money.
Well the ironic thing is, he exposed himself to M yesterday. While I was at work, he was naked in his room with the door open a bit. When she was going about cleaning he would position himself about so that he could be seen. M said he had a hard on and would be looking at her from the side of his eyes. M said that was all he did. Considering everything, She found it a bit funny.

That guy sounds creepy.

The guy is still here, and like clockwork, right after I leave he puts on a show for M. This has been happening for four days. He doesn't do anything more than walk around his room with a hard on. M says she can see him looking to see if she is looking. On Saturday I had M sit on the couch, while I was in my room. You can see right in the guest room from the couch if the door is open. She turned on the tv and sure as shit, he got naked. With me there, M was cooler about it and just sat there looking. He got braver when he saw that she stayed and looked, and he masturbated. She told me what she saw after the show was over.

This is moving away from fasinating ... get rid of the guy.

how is the male boarder any creepier than the OP?? :confused:

it's the same thing.

^^ I dunno, the OP boarder had some dexter type shit going on for him. I kinda liked him for his flaws. He was likeable.

The other guy on the other hand is like dexters brother.

I just read the whole boarding thing and it's fascinating. I'd buy the book.
The arrival of the male boarder made me crack up really hard though.

I crack up for damn near all of it. I am seriously amused :lol:

its called karma coming full circle.

excuse the pun..it really was unintended.

id be nterested to see if anonymous kicks him out, keep us posted dude

Hey

The guy left a few days ago. He was a cool guy all things considered. He looked like that odd guy from the Kids in the Hall, and he was a big collector of vinyl records so he wasn't all bad.
He showed off to M a few more times and she called him on it the night be fore he left. He was leaving the door open a crack when M was home and she said that if he wanted to show off it was better with the door wide open. He shut the door right away. I guess he didn't realise that it was an invitation.
When I got home the place was quite. He stayed in his room, I guess he thought he was busted and I would kick his ass. I didn't say anything. He left the following morning without incident.

This weekened I had an older woman stay. She was in her fifties and wanted to check the area out. She was let in my M on Friday as I was at work. When I got home, M was out as well as my guest. She didn't come back until around nine. By that time I was asleep on the couch. I was in shorts and a t shirt. I woke up to her setting up cooking herself something. I sat up, dazed, and looked around. I was out cold and when I went to sleep it was light and since it was now dark, I was confused. She came out of the kitchen with iced t and a sandwitch.
She sat down next to me and we introduced ourselves. I apologised for being a mess and she laughed. She said it was nice to finally meet and we shook hands. I stood up to go to the bathroom and I saw that I had a hard on. I was pretty noticiable. I saw that she saw it and tried not to notice. I quickly turned around and said, " sorry about that."
She laughed and said don't worry about it, I won't tell M. I thought that was an odd responce and went to the bathroom. I used the common bathroom and I had to wait for it to go down before I could go. I came out when I was done and she was still eating.
We talked for a while on the couch until about 11. She was a cool woman, travelled around a bit and looking for a new job and a new place to live. I said it was time for me to get ready for bed and I went to my room to strip and I got a towel and wrapped myself up and walked out to the main bathroom for a shower.
I asked if she needed the bathroom before I used it. She blushed. I asked if she was ok, and she said she wasn't used to seeing naked men parade around infront of her. I laughed and Said I wasn't naked but I could cover up more if it bothered her. She said that after how I was sleeping and now She had pretty much seen it all. I laughed and said "naw, you could still see more if its cool with you." She just looked at me. I stood there, not knowing if it was cool or not but she didn't say anything, so I opened my towel and stood there naked for a second. She looked and then turned away. I turned around and went into the shower.
When I was down, I walked out naked and she was in her room with the door shut. M came home soon and we hung out in my room till we went to sleep.
When we got up the next morning, our guest was out. I didn't see her till late that night. She waited till M was in the bathroom and she said that it was ok what I did, but if I did it again she would tell M.

This stuff is great. Love it!

This could be turned into a series on one of the more risqué soft core porn channels! :)

Anon, didn't you screen that lady like you do the other girls? Sounds to me she was a bit offended there.

So is M your girlfriend now?

M sounds hot.

A new boarder showed up this weekend. A pretty brunette in her late 20's. She got here Friday night, and she said she would just crash here, as she will be out 99% of the time, so me being naked will not be a factor. So cool. She stayed only to shower up, and dress. When she got home, I was asleep.
The next day I woke up and came out to get some food. She was sitting on the couch eating ceral. She laughed and said that she didn't expect me to be dressed. I was too groggy to say anything clever, but I just laughed and went about my buisness.
That night, since it was Saturday, I was up late playing video games waiting for M to get home. I heard the door unlock and open. I just assumed it was M, as my guest said she was not going to be around. When I saw it was her, I took off my clothes and got hard and waited a bit.
When I heard the bathroom door unlocking, I walked out of my room. She stopped short and said, " Wow, your naked!" I laughed and said "Yup"
I went to the kitchen and got some food, went to my room and watched sometTV and fell asleep.

No comments about your boner? :)

BTW, are you cut or uncut? If uncut, and considering you're in the US, that alone should have sparked some interest amongst the American women.

I am cut so I guess I am like most guys here. She just looked suprised. The next day when I saw her she didn't say anything, just acted normal.
We talked over breakfast and then I showered. I walked out naked and she looked even more stunned than the night before. M just laughed. When I went to my room my guest asked if being naked bothered her, and she said, " why should it?" I guess she was suprised I was naked with M around.
M said being nake is nothing to be alarmed about, and my guest kind of accepted that. So I spent the morning naked with M and my guest. I would get hard every once in a while, and a few times I invited them to get naked with me. M took off her top, but due to that time of the month she kept her shorts on. MY guest declined but she was cool about it. So we just kept on talking, but we had a few beers. I would stroke every once in a while to stay hard, and eventually M put her hand on my cock and stroked it for me. My guest looked a bit stunned by that, so we took it inside my room.

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