My boarder left a few days ago. She stayed a total of nine days. She was one of the cooler people I had stay over. Like she said, she wasn't around much but when she was, she didn't seem to mind me being naked. She came home drunk the Saturday before she left, real drunk. She couldn't unlock the door, knocked shit over drunk. M and I were laughing because she kept saying she wasn't bombed. She went to her room, fell down and ran to the bathroom. She threw up and thankfully, she made it to the tub. She ripped off her shirt and tossed that into the tub too. She came out in her bra and puked on pants. We were still giggling and she admitted to being "tipsy".
At this point she noticed M and I were nude and asked if we ever wear clothes. We said not at home. She went back to the bathroom and took off her jeans and put them in the tub and M turned on the shower to clean out the place. She then went to her room and collapsed on the bed. She had a thong on and her ass was nice. M and I went to my room thinking the drama was over.
About an hour later we heard the guest running to the bathroom again. M cleaned the tub out so she was a bit pissed that she would clean it again. So we went out to check. Our guest was naked leaning over the toilet with the dry heaves. She went back to bed after that and was still sleeping when I got up and went out.

I have new boarder, she said she wants to stay for two weeks or until she finds her own place. She is a very good looking Hispanic girl in her early 20's. She just came here from California. I told her the score, and while she said that this is not the best arraignment, its ok with her.
She is very sexy and I am dying to see her body. Last night she wore tiny panties and a small tshirt to bed. She came out to use the bathroom so I got a good look. She and I watched some tv the other night She said that I was pretty normal and that she guessed that the other stuff about me being naked was just a test to see how people would react. I said, no its true, M and I sometimes are naked at home. She just looked at me funny and kept watching Tv.
The next day she asked M if I was serious and she said yes, that its no big deal to us. R, the guest, just kind of dropped it after that. When I got home, M was at work as usual, and I showered and cleaned up from work. I sat in my chair naked, and played some video games not even thinking of anything like showing off when R came home.
She walked by my room a few times, I said hi, she said hi. Again, I was absorbed in my game when she came in to ask me for directions.
I paused the game, and turned to answer her when she realised I was naked. She stopped short and said, " i am sorry."
I said its ok, and I gave her the directions. I got up to get a pen and some paper while she stood there. I was flaccid as I was not even thinking about this but seeing her looking at me started to get me going. I wrote down the directions and explained them to her. She said, " This is weird. Your naked."
I know, I told her. I said that I would be when I was home. She said she knew that but still didn't really think about it. " M is naked too?" she asked. I said yes. At this point I was getting hard. I think she noticed.

"Do you guys fool around too?" I said of course we do. She said, "no I mean right out in public."
I said sometimes. She just said, " this is weird."
Now I was pretty much hard and she took the directions from me and went into her room.
Now that I was turned on, I layed on my bed and started to stroke.

Best entry since screwing M.

Haha, totally amazing. Hey, you warned her.

best entry since the real estate agent story

When you grew your boner, did she show any signs of actually noticing it?

If she didn't, you have a problem. :D

When I got home from work my guest, R was on the phone. I just went about my buisness. She waved at me as she passed me in the living room, so all was cool I figured. I started cooking as I forgot my lunch and I was starving. I sat at the couch and ate while watching some tv. She came out and I offered her some of what I was eating and she said her friend didn't believe her when she told her about me being naked. I didn't really know what to say so I just kind of nodded. R said that her friend said to take a picture next time with her cell phone. I said ok right away. She looked at me like she was kidding. I said, "its ok as long as you don't get my face in the shot."
R said, " are you serious?" I said sure, go get your phone. I got up to put the dishes away and she had her phone out. I asked what she wanted me to do. She said stand there and she clicked. I was fully dressed with my work clothes on. I sat down and took off my shoes and socks. She was red. " are you really serious?" she asked again. I said sure its ok with me. " I can't believe I am doing this"
I got up and took off my shirt. She clicked her phone a few times. I asked if she was getting my face in the photos and she assured me that she didn't.
she was sitting on the couch and I was in front of her when I undid my belt and undid my fly. She was turing red and giggling. I dropped my pants and underwear at the same time, and stepped out of them. She was all red as she clicked a few pictures.
I was all hard at this point and you could she her hand shaking as she took the pictures. "You think she will believe you know?" I joked. R just kind off laughed a bit too hard. I think she had to release some nervous energy.
"Yes, haha, She is going to think I am insane."
What do you want next? I asked. She just looked at me puzzled. I was a bit excited as she was really good looking. " Here" I took the camera from her and told her to stand up.
I held out the phone and took a picture of us. I did get my face it it, but I wasn't really thinking. She had a kind of shocked look in the pic, and I handed her back the phone.
" This is just crazy." She said laughing as she looked at the picture. I said here, take a photo of this, and I sat on the couch and stroked myself. She just looked at me with wide eyes.
" You ever see a guy do this before?" She said no. She just stood across the room watching.
She was all red and I asked her a few times to take a picture. I tried to engage her in talk as I was stroking. She answered me in as few words as possible. When I felt I was close I said to get ready with her cell phone.
"I am about to cum, quick take a picture." She hesitated but watched. After I shot she took a picture of me with cum on my abs. I asked to see the pictures and she handed me the phone and I scrolled through. I even left the one with my face in it, and I asked if she could send me them also.
After a few minutes I realised that she had a sour face on due to me being still splattered with cum. I got up and got some wet napps from the bathroom and wiped down. That night I told M about the pictures and she wanted to see. R seemed a bit awkward letting her see the pics but M said she liked a few and wanted a copy of them. R said she had never met a couple like us before, so in answer of a question from before, I guess M and I are a couple. I didn't think of it like that till then.

How about next time easing it into them? You must've caught her off guard when you started jerking off out of the blue like that!

I saw an male flasher last week while doing my laundry. I was taking out my laundry from the dryer on one end of the laundromat when this Mercedes E350 pulled up aside of the laundromat. The laundromat has floor to ceeling windows, and had some people in it so I didn't think anything of it. I walked from one end of the laundry to the other end by the glass, and the car pulled slowly aside the path I walked. After leaning over to reach my clothes in the dryer a couple of times (5 minutes or so), the woman next to me says "Is he doing what I think he's doing," I looked over, to see a man in a E350 in a buisness shirt with his penis fully exposed, wet, and stroking. So, I naturally smiled and turned away and shuddered, he pulled off quickly and I still wonder if he finished...Ive been flashed before, but never had a guy masturbate in a public place, in his car to me...I wasn't even dressed sexy.

Last night M was off and she and I fooled around pretty much most of the night. R came home and went to her room. We were too into fooling around to even notice her. Afterwards we feel asleep in my bed for a while. M got up to use the bathroom and I got up to get some soda. R was in the kitchen making some late dinner. I was naked. She looked at me and turned fast. "So how did your friend like the pictures?" I asked her. She said she didn't send all of them, but the ones she saw she liked.
"Oh which ones did you send?"
" The ones with you just naked and the one with both of us." She said. She was wearing shorts and a muscle t shirt and no bra. She looked great. M came out naked too and took some of my soda. R said she wasn't sure if she was going to send the other pics of me jerking. "Thats a bit too much" she said.
I already started getting a bit hard and M went with my soda to my room. I followed her and we turned on the tv. M sat with my soda and I put my fingers in her pussy and just started to play. She moaned and opened her legs wider.
We stayed like that for a while when R came in to aske to check her email. She saw my hand and said sorry. " Its ok, go ahead, we are just watching tv."
She logged on and I fingered R harder. You could her the sloshing noises from her wettness.
R finished up afrer a few minutes and left the room blushing. M came and then she gave me head. I left the door open, and I am pretty sure R saw as she was going about the apartment.

Dude, this just gets kinkier!

Ditto to Xerxes. You can't pay for this entertainment. And I thought I was a wild type, sheesh!

You're all aware this could be just pure BS.

But who cares! This is great reading! Keep 'em coming! :D

I worked overtime and came home to an emptly house. Like normal I showered and sat and played some video games naked. M came home and showerd and sat naked. We were both to tired to go out food shopping so I ordered some Chinese food. R came in and we called back to add some stuff for her. She just said we were crazy for being naked but she pretty much just ignored us. She asked if we weer going to get dressed before the delievery guy comes, I said, "nope. He has seen M before." R again said we were crazy.
Well in a bout 30 minutes the buzzer went off and M let the guy in. He was smiling cause he knew M would be naked again. He said hello, gave us the food and M gave him his money. He said hello to R and she just looked a bit embarressed. He left and we ate in the living room.
We talked and watched tv and R grilled us about our exhibitionisism. M said it was no big deal, and I agreed. After eating R showered and I got hard thinking that she would join us naked. R came out in her towel and walked to her room.
I was raging hard again, but a bit disapointed. I started playing with M's tits when R came out in her t shirt and sweat shorts. She looked great and I was dying to see her.

We put ordered a movie on pay per view and I just kept looking over at R. M would catch me and make a face. I could see down her shirt but not all the way. M got up to go to the bathroom and when she came back we all kind of moved around. R saw I was still hard and looked suprised.
I said she was welcome to get naked with us and she declined. During the movie I had M stroke me slowly until I came.

She's getting closer...

^^ HA!

Best thread ever!

R's plans fell through and she is staying here for a few more weeks. She was supposed to leave this Friday. She is getting more comfortable around M and I, and R even changer her shirt with her bedroom door open. She faced away from the door so all I could see was her back, but still, it was nice.
Yesterday I came home early, and took a nap on the couch. Naturally, I was naked but covered with a blanket. R came home with some food and offered me some. I sat up and ate a bit and R turned on the tv. After a while R turned on the DVD and the last thing that came on was a porn I was watching the night before. It was a bondage thing with a girl giving head while tied up. R was a bit suprised. "Oh this is from last night." I said, not knowing what esle to say.
She got up and put the leftovers away but left the tv on. She threw away the garbage while I watched the DVD getting hard. When she came back, the scene was a naked girl getting spanked over the knees on her ass. She walked by to the bathroom and said, " thats fun."
Well I was stunned. When she came out, I was stroking, watching the DVD. She just said, " I knew that was comming."
I asked her to get me a tissue and she did. I came right after she handed it to me.

A few months ago when my girlfriend first moved into her house in a very crowded neighborhood where you can pretty much talk to your neighbors through kitchen window to kitchen window, she had a brilliant idea to act out one of her fantasies. We waited until the "man of the house" was home, and we could see him walking around the kitchen, and she started fingering me as I sat on the counter right in front of the kitchen window.

The world deserves more people like your girlfriend!

Today I got home from work, and I ran to the bathroom. The apartment wasnt quiet, the stereo was on but I didn't think anyone was home. M was at work, and R's door was open with no one inside. I then heard the shower turn on so I figured R was home. I went to my room to use the bathroom instead. I didn't flush cause when you do, it scalds the person in the shower. I just went to make a pot of coffee. I went to boot up my computer and I turned on the tv, but left the sound off as there was music already on. I kind of figured that if I didn't make any noise, R might come out naked thinking no one was home. I stripped down to my boxers and waited. After a while, I was hard from the anticipation and it was sticking out of the fly hole in my shorts. I kind of paced the living room, quietly, hoping I would see her.
I heard the water stop, and the curtain pull open. I was very excited. I put my dick in my shorts and turned them so my hard on wouldn't be sticking out. I didn't want it too obvious that I was waiting. I heard the door open and my heart was beating. She came walking out with her hair up in a towel and a towel around her waist, nothing else. She took about two steps out when she saw me. I got a good look at her tits. They were perfect! Small nipples on perky tits.They shook when she jumped when she saw me!
I just said hello and tried to act like it was no big deal, but I am sure she noticed my hard on. She screamed! I said sorry, I just got in and she ran to her room and shut the door. I went to my room and laid down and jerked off. I came really fast from me being so excited. I cleaned up and walked out. She was in the bathroom again, putting on make up. I didn't bring it up. And she just said she would be out late.

Oh man, that is hilarious. You got to see her tits and after all she's been through with you, she still screamed. Awesome.

^^ Actually I find the irony lost on me given the circumstances. And besides, I don't think it's unusual for her to want to participate half way at all.

Another good one.

I want to know what this guy looks like!

I have been told I look like Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver.

And she screamed because I suprised her, she didn't expect anyone to be home. She said I scared the crap out of her. I said I just came home and made coffee. Neither one of us brought up that she was topless, and she hasn't acted any different so I guess its cool.

Oh man!

This is pretty awesome, I just found this thread, and read it through in a flash!
Can't wait for more stories....

Just to chime in myself.. although i guess I'm not nearly as brave.

While being about 17yrs old in i guess my least year of the U.S. equivalent of high school I had a pretty daring girlfriend.
Once we were in a club and while 'hanging at the bar' she started to rub me through my jeans, it wasn't very long before I got hard. She opened up my zipper and started to give me a BJ right there. Mind you that I was with a group of friends that knew both of us pretty good, and while halfway turned away from them and she was party shielded from view by the overhang of the bar and the fact that it was pretty busy there, they all knew very well what was happening, that was a huge turn on!!

Too bad i didn't stay with her for very long.....

Sometimes M just talks too much! Last night while I was playing WoW, R and M were talking in the living room. She just flat out told R that I am dying to catch her naked. R said she figured. She has two more weeks before she is leaving, I didn't talk to R yet, or see her, but I think its going to be a bit awkward

"You fool! Your mouth is going to get us all killed!"

I dated a girl who liked to have sex outside with the chance of being seen. I personally am not into it.

you mean to tell me that you do things other than watch porn?

id give M a scalding for that! girls will be girls....

girl action would be nice in this case

I find it amusing that you walk around naked and jerk off in front of her but the fact that M told her that you want to see her naked makes you embarrassed.

^^ How do you not get this? She is totally ruining it for us ... erm, for him!!

Maybe M breaking the ice was the motivation that R needs to get naked for them

That would be hot.

I love how a lot of us guys are drawn to this guy's adventures like a bunch of housewives are to soap operas.

I have no idea what R looks like, but I really want this guy to see her naked. :thumbsup:

X is right she fucking ruining it for us sorry him :grumpy:

Anonymous, if you were to open up your apartment to TFP members, you would have a waiting list of people wanting to stay there!

You guys need to hang out at Literotica.com more often.

^^ Literotica is fake. I have faith in this like y'all have faith in GOD!!

X2

Do not take this away from me Plan9!

Thursday night M was working and R was in the shower. I came out hoping she would be topless again. I doubted it, cause she knew I was home. Still, the anticipation gave me a huge boner. I was in my shorts and nothing else, so that was visible. I heard the water turn off, the curtain pull back and I waited. She had the tv on so I could always say I was looking at that. She walked out finally...in a towel. She was covered from her chest to above her knees. Darn! When she walked past me, she eyed my hard on and said, "Hoping to catch me undressed?"

She went into her room and shut the door.

Did she sound annoyed or playful?

The plot thickens!

you guys are hooked on this more than daytime soapies!


and then what anon?!?!?!!?!?......

/eats popcorn

Yo what the f%^& who changed the channel where is anon...

It's only been four days, guys. He's gone a lot longer without updating us. Don't worry--I think he knows we're reading.

I'm getting hot sweats from lack of updates . . . please, please help . . .!!!

;)

Can't say why this is so enjoyable. looks like you are getting more and more readers

Sadly R left. I have to say she was the hottest girl I had stay. She got pretty used to me an my behavior. A few days before she left she and I were home and we were talking when I just pulled down my shorts and started stroking. She just said that her friends think she is nuts for staying. Trying to keep the conversation going, I asked what she told her friends. She told them everything. She said that they told her to find an new place, I was dangerous, etc...
So I asked her what she tought. She said that R and I are nice but odd. At first she wanted to leave but she had no place to go. She said that after a few times seeing me jerk off, it didn't bother her so much. I just said it was normal, and nothing to be ashamed off, that everyone does it. R said that if M wasn't around, she would have left.
At this point I was getting close so I asked her if she would get me some tissues. She looked annoyed but she did it. She handed me the tissues and I started to come. I always watch the person's face when I cum and she was watching. As I cleaned up, I asked why she always watches as I cum, she got a bit embarressed and said that its mostly curiousity. Its something you don't get to see often.

Since I knew she was pretty cool with me, and she was leaving I thought I would just ask to see her naked. What do I have to loose?
So M and I were walking around nude when R came home she laughed, shook her head and went about her buisness. M was stroking me, which was something R saw often, so it was nothing unusual. After a half hour of slow stroking, R was done eating and sorting her laundry, I had M give me head. R saw this before, but we were allways in my room with the door open. Now we were on the couch. R just looked at us with big eyes and continued with her laundry. Going for the next step, I pulled M up and and her sit on my cock. We both turned to see R's reaction at us fucking right in front of her. She, again looked stunned and this time she took her laundry to her room. We continued fucking and r came out a few times to get things. I got M to get off, and I came on her chest. M reclined on the couch, covered in my spunk. We both just relaxed for a while letting R see M covered in cum. She said that we were both crazy.

She left two days later. I never did get to see her fully naked, but her tits and ass were amazing.

Just like our college days. :D

Can't imagine what would have happened if R stayed there just a few more days. :)

Well, I just wasted a couple of hours reading through this bs. Entertaining, certainly.

I am not an exhibitionist, but I do enjoy being naked at home and going to naked beaches whenever I get the chance. Being a naturist, skinny dipper, whatever you want to call it, I have yet to exhibit a boner while in the presence of other naked people. Just doesn't happen, I suppose, unless you are fixated on purient desires, not that I don't have my own. I think it is fine and perfectly normal and harmless being naked around other people, but your constant references to jerking off is pretty crass.

And I wonder, does your little Chinese M do janitorial work at night, or did you put her on the street to make her living? You said she would do anything you asked her to. Has she ever asked you to do anything for her? Sounds a little too imaginary male centered to me to have any basis in reality. Where's her daddy? Wasn't he going to send her some money so she didn't have to screw a pervert and put on shows for the fedex man for a roof over her head?

Just my opinion. But I do know how it feels to walk around naked in front of dozens of people I don't know, make friends with other naked people, and shoot the breeze with the opposite sex while we are both naked, neither of us rubbing on anything. Anyway, my musings after reading all this stuff. I might change my mind in an hour or so... Keep contributing. We are all watching.

^^BS eh? OK, so then, what if it's bs? Were you not entertained?

Just my thoughts. Really doesn't matter, and yes, it is quite entertaining. And if it is real, the constant masturbation just doesn't sit well with me, but, whatever floats his boat. You notice, none of the shocked and entertained ladies joined him in their own masturbation, or did I miss it. Something to do with manners, I suppose. Except M, but she doesn't really count, since she is at his mercy anyway.

I think a little self restraint, at least until the guest decides to join in a little nakie time. I think he might be more successful getting them naked if he wasn't so abruptly offensive in his jump to self-fondling, which I would think might scare off someone who otherwise might see being naked in a social setting harmless and titilating, especially if it was non-threatening.

And yes, I am looking forward to the next installment. Meant no offense by what I wrote, and please forgive if I have. Bring it on.

Don't worry, DanLucas, you aren't the only one thinking it is fiction, but enjoying the read nonetheless.

Been working too much overtime and some family drama so I have not had any guests stay in a while. But I did take advantage of an opportunity that presented itself. My grandmother went away for a month so I go to her place every few days to feed the cats and get her mail and such. She has a girl that comes to her place every two weeks to clean for her. I have seen her before, she is a sexy South American girl who barely speaks English. I went to my Grandmother's right from work knowing that the girl would need to be let in. So I left the door unlocked and went to the shower. I left my work clothes out on the table by in the hallway so she would see that it was not my grandmother that was home. I didn't want her to freak out. I had met her a few times so she should be able to figure who was here.
I took a long shower and then turned off the water and waited. I made sure there were no towels in the bathroom. I put them in the backroom with all the dirty towels. I listened and I heard movment outside. I opened the door a crack and saw the girl cleaning the kitchen. The bathroom opened right into the kitchen so this was the time to do it. I was starting to get hard, but I didn't want to get full hard as that would give this away. I wanted it to look like an accident and being hard would be a give away. So I figured now was the time.
I opened the door and with all the steam billowing out I just walked into the kitchen naked. I was stil wet an drippy and just pretended not to see her. She stood up straight and looked shocked. I jumped in mock suprise. Then I froze. She turned around and I said sorry. She said sorry too and walked into the back room. I walked back into the bathroom. I said I thought no one was home. She said sorry again.
She came back into the kitchen again, and I opened the door a crack and explained that I am watching the house and I thought no one was home. I don't know if she understood or not but she went back to work.
I called her name and I explained that there are no towels in here and I need a few. She just looked at the door and said sorry again. I said " do you mind if I come out to get some towels, I don't have any."
She didn't answer but she went on sweeping the cat fur up. I asked again, and she said, in poor English, that she doesn't speak English.
I said a few more times that I have to come out. So I figured I had to just come out and she would have to figure out what I meant. I walked out again, and she just froze again. I pointed to the back room and said I need to get some towels. She leaned back and I walked by her. aT THIS

She just looked at me all puzzled and I kept saying sorry as I walked by and went to the back linen closet. I came out with a towel and she looked like she understood my "dilemna" I said sorry again and went to the bathroom. I was hard when I walked by her. I dried off, came out in my towel, and said I was embarressed. I got my clothes and went back and got dressed.

Anonymous doesn't let an opportunity slip him by!

:lol: Largest falsehood of the year.

I haven't had anyone stay for a while, but right before Thanksgiving I had this one older woman stay for three days. She looks like she would have been sexy twenty years ago. And she is snotty. I just wanted her to leave. She had a nasty comment about everything. When I told her about I how I am sometimes naked in the apartment she said, " I will have to look away then." To tell the truth I just wanted her to leave. I had minimal interactions with her.
On her second night I was just annoyed with her so i just walked out of my room naked while she was on the couch. I had to walk right by her while I went to the kitchen. She just looked up, looked away, and said " o god."
I came out with my food, semi hard and stood right next to her looking at the tv. She just tried not to look. I forced some conversation just to make her uncomfortable, and then went to my room.

That was it with her.

I ve been getting a lot of emails from people that just didn'd feel right. Lots of angry responces and such. So things have been slowing down. The last guest was a piece of work, and all she did was complain.
This one girl who asked to stay a few months ago, and then canceled emailed again. I reminded her about my habits and she said its fine. She wants to stay a week to meet up with some guy she met online. She showed up, she was a cute, chubby girl that giggles at everything. She talks so much she could give M a run for the money. She was super nice, super friendly and she did all the dishes while I was out food shopping!
I got home from shopping, put the food away and my guest asked me for directions. Since she got here by train, she needed to know the bus scheduals. We went to my computer and I logged on to the mass transit site to show her about. I drew her a map and she was set to go. She was going to meet this guy for dinner. She went to get ready and such for her date. She was very nervous about meeting this guy. I asked if she was going to shower and she said that she would in a bit. I said that I would take a quick on first as I didn't when I got home from work.
I went in, showered up, and dried off. I came out, naked as usual, and C heard the door open and came into the living room to use the bathroom. She stopped short and just said, " Oh, excuse me."
I said it was ok and walked past her into my room. I got dressed and waited for her to see how she would react
SHe came out of the bathroom dressed and she looked cute. She asked how she looked, went over her directions and went out. She didn't mention me being naked, so I guess all is well.

What kind of "angry responses" have you been getting? In regards to your lifestyle or to your rigorous screening process to see who is allowed to stay with you?

i am an exhibitionist also. what i do for fun is drive nude waist downmseat back and raisedf and have a toy with me,usually a cock pump.when i see a hottie i want to sdhow off too i'll get to the curb if she is walking and motion her over. wehen she gets to the window shewill see me pumping away and if she is lucky i'll cum for her.:thumbsup:

hope you like men..and lots of bars.

I hope you enjoy doing introducing yourself to the neighbors after you have to register as a sex offender.

I suspect Jack's generous sense of romance is incurable.

i need to let everyone know that i recieved a visit from the police this week. He asked that i go with him to the police station and i obliged. They are charging me with sexual assault along with other sexual offenses.

if i was found guilty i'd have to register as a sex offender and report to police every week according to them. i may get time behind bars because ive had prior run ins with the law in my younger years.

apparently i chose the wrong woman to expose myself to - i think i know who this is but im not 100% sure, but it seems like she's got photos and emails that she can use against me, so i may have dug my own grave.

M is really upset and may leave me, especially if i get found guilty. if i lose M, i dont really know what i'd do to myself..

im already taking medication for depression and anxiety,... i really dont have anyone else right now. my parents would disown me if they ever found out... oh god.

again, if i get found guilty, i may well lose my job in the public education system....this is all spiralling out of control.

does anyone have any advice? what can i do?..help!

all i can think about is ending it. im not sure ill be here for much longer... but thank you TFP for being here for me. i enjoyed having you live your fantasies through my life

Predictable'd.

Next on The Young and the Restless...

I'm sure there is a way for a moderator, or at least an admin, to confirm this is even the same "Anonymous Poster" as the others, and if so identify which member it is and figure out if they need to be sure this is the poor joke it sounds like.

And just when you thought it was a good idea...

Here's the thing though, they're not going to because there's a strict "nonya" policy running here. I know for FACT that is not the real Anon posting.

Needless to say the attempt by the pseudo Anon poster is disgusting and tasteless. Unoriginal and not funny on so many goddamned levels.

**expletives go here**

boooo

all that did was get me all curious and stuff

Wow, that's quite a way to end an epic thread. I guess TFP has its share of drama too, eh?

[ QUOTE=Anonymous Member;2738475]i need to let everyone know that i recieved a visit from the police this week. He asked that i go with him to the police station and i obliged. They are charging me with sexual assault along with other sexual offenses.

if i was found guilty i'd have to register as a sex offender and report to police every week according to them. i may get time behind bars because ive had prior run ins with the law in my younger years.

apparently i chose the wrong woman to expose myself to - i think i know who this is but im not 100% sure, but it seems like she's got photos and emails that she can use against me, so i may have dug my own grave.

M is really upset and may leave me, especially if i get found guilty. if i lose M, i dont really know what i'd do to myself..

im already taking medication for depression and anxiety,... i really dont have anyone else right now. my parents would disown me if they ever found out... oh god.

again, if i get found guilty, i may well lose my job in the public education system....this is all spiralling out of control.

does anyone have any advice? what can i do?..help!

all i can think about is ending it. im not sure ill be here for much longer... but thank you TFP for being here for me. i enjoyed having you live your fantasies through my life[/QUOTE]

What the fuck just happened anon is all of sudden sucidal this dude is a impostor

so its clear you did not take the time to read the posts after the one you quoted?

Well, it'd be hard to say if anything in this silly little thread was ever clear.

It does, however, remind me that I should start writing for Penthouse Letters.

I'm seriously considering gathering Mr. Anonymous' posts into a single PDF file. Real or not, it's highly creative writing!

it's really too bad someone had to take an enjoyable little thread and smash it all to hell. can't we just enjoy without vandalizing it? it was an interesting read, and the truthfulness of the post was irrelevant. whoever started posing as the anon needs to be booted.

what's really sad, is that someone who has fake stories he wanted to write had to go and ruin a thread on exhibition with his creepy fantasies. I'll let you in on a secret that I know for certain all of these stories were fabricated. He could easily have started a new thread for his "creative" writing instead of fucking up a thread that someone else started. Some will say he was just adding stories to a thread asking for similar experiences, but I don't see it that way. Regardless, anon is gone due to other factors that had nothing to do with this thread and there will be no discussion or questions regarding that matter.

As for the anon who posted the "thread killer", we aren't going to search it out, and I found it quite humorous considering the other anon had already left the building.

Could the mods perhaps split this thread into two, with the creative writing and associated comments moved to Literature? Or would that be way too much work?

I can do that later Red.. it's a bit of work but not impossible

How about an explaination? Here or elsewhere.

Fucking up a thread? Seriously gooch? This thread would have gone downhill after 3-4 posts. Anon was the only spice to an otherwise boring thread that was accidentally bumped.

you're one to talk about fucking up threads..

anyway, after some digging I'm willing to give an explanation on why anon is no longer here.

This thread was actually started by one of the aliases used by anon. If I had known that before today, I wouldn't have made the fuck up statement. It also turns out anon was actually a previously banned member who somehow circumvented our system and used yet another alias to post his fantasies. Now, before everyone cries that we abused power and searched to see who anon was, he made himself known to us on accident after a post of his was edited/deleted because it involved having sexual contact with a 14 yr. old minor. He informed us at that time that all of this was nothing more than a rouse and a fantasy. Fast forward a few months and our system detected that he had multiple accounts (like.. a LOT of accounts) and it was then discovered that he was a previously banned member. That is why anon is no longer here.

Now, as far as the other anon post regarding jail time etc, I have no idea who that is and I will not search it out. However, if anyone is seen abusing the anon feature to impersonate any other member of the forum again, it will be searched and found out who the true poster is and it will be dealt with accordingly.

So there is the explanation, and I'm going to consider this matter closed and final.

...and that concludes this episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

I am grateful for the diligence of our TFP staff members.

This Sybil episode has now been medicated.

Kudos.

Gucci gave a great explanation of what happened. I'll add that some older members might remember his original name and that folks were happy when he was gone. You should also know that he didn't have access to Tilted Exhibition at any point after his original banning years ago. I've had to answer that question a couple times already but want to make sure that anyone who's concerned has the answer.

As far as the other anonymous post goes, we don't ban people for bad jokes, and I'll state for the record that lifting the curtain of anonymity for this kind of thing is a bad idea. If there'd been multiple posts, that would be something different, but this was just an attempt at humor that fell flat.

Am I the only one who thinks that the fact that all of anon's stories were actually fake, the fact that everyone ate them up (myself included), the fact that he was a previously banned user who snuck back on the site, the fact that he's banned again, the fact that another user posed as him to "end" the thread....that all of this just makes this thread an even better candidate for Hall of Fame? Fake drama became real drama!

BTW, good work Mods. It's difficult to sift through the clutter of this place to keep it "safe" for us to enjoy. Whatever you made last year, double it.

satire, satire, satire. :) i have to remember to chant that from time to time. thanks for the hard work guys :)

+1

Whether we choose to acknowledge it or not, a sense of trust and mutual respect underlines all of our interactions here and I can think of few things worse than a violation of both without any sort of explanation. Thanks guys.

hey.. thanks for the thumbsup and stuff..

if you think we deserve a raise, then just make a donation to the site instead ;)

We try to be as transparent as possible, but sometimes we just want to nip drama in the bud completely, and sometimes that means not giving an explanation. However, most of the time we'll be more than happy to do so via pm. I made this public because it just felt right to do so, and I wanted to make sure that everyone knew anon's banning had nothing to do with his (creepy IMO) fantasies and story telling.

Obviously.

Man, just when I think this thread is completely dead, you guys go and take it up. a. notch.

Outstanding.

I think you mean 'thankfully' ;)

What has become of Anon? ~Bump~

Anon was a spammer who was banned a while ago. Bumping this thread is very painful for me ...