richard311

This weeking having sex, I had a mistep and had my penis pop out and when it went back in, it felt like I hit a brick wall. It bent pretty good and I felt burning in the kegel muscles. So I had her check them out and everything looked normal. Then last night I looked in the mirror, and my testicles are blackish in areas and also below the testicles on the taint area, I have a couple black sports. Same look as if you sprained your ankle or a deep bruise.

Ive heard of penises getting the trauma, but never back into the testicles.

Anyone hear of this before?

Manic_Skafe

Go see a doctor.

NOW!!!!

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The_Jazz

Quoted for absolute truth.

Yes, I've heard of it. You can actually "break" your penis when it is erect. There may be more trauma than you're seeing signs of that is hidden. If nothing else, you've bruised your scrotum. Unless you're absolutely positive that you never want to have kids, you want to go to the doctor to get that checked out. Bruising is a sign of signficant trauma and is usually associated with swelling. Swelling in the wrong area could be very very bad.

Get off the internet and call the doctor. Seriously. Like right now.

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ratbastid

Yeah, no dicking around!

richard311

Oh dont worry Im going, My appointment is in an hour, just seeing if anyone heard of this happening the way it did.

Im having a slight panic attack.

LoganSnake

This is completely new to me. I didn't know you could break your penis. I'll be more careful from now on....

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Sticky

I have a freind who is a urologist.
Aside from all the crazy stories of uretheral insertions and operations when he has to turn a penis inside out there were some stories about "broken" penises.
This happens, it is good you are going to a doctor.

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Fotzlid

there is a danger of rupturing the areas that fill with blood while erect. honestly dont know how common that is or what the treatment would be. never seen a case like that myself.

Push-Pull

God, I'm afraid to ask, but why in the HELL would one have to turn a penis inside out?!?!?

Oh, and good on the OP for going to the doc. Smart move.

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Craven Morehead

Isn't that what happens in a sex change operation?

Daniel_

Rule 1: Penis go ouch, I go doctor.

Fucking hell - I wouldn't ask you lot what to have for dinner, I'm sure as shit not going to ask what to do about my painful blackened cock and balls.

Your cock hurts and your nuts have gone black. Why the hell are you not at the Doctor NOW?!?!?

Can someone explain the thought process to me?

1) I've hurt my cock.
2) My nuts have gone black.

Do I:

a> go to the doctor at once
b> fire up the PC and post questions on an internet forum.

I vote a.

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Hain

@ richard311:
You went to the doctor, what did he say?

This is definitely worse than the time my girl bit too hard leaving "spots" which would have been confused with some kind of STD. She wasn't allowed to go down for quite some time after that. OK so for a week...

She was never allowed to wear the vampire teeth again

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Redlemon

Read closer.
And richard311, please report back. We all have the sick curiosity to want to know what happened.

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Hain

Sometimes we just get so worked up we can't wait to get to the end of the thread and have to post now!

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Redlemon

Yeah, I think it's the same reaction as when you are watching TV, and a guy gets kicked in the balls. You wince and protect your crotch. It's a reflex action, so it doesn't even have to travel through the brain.

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allaboutmusic

And feel a twinge of sympathy pain. Definitely felt a bit if discomfort reading the OP. Couldn't completely understand it, but it didn't sound good.

Kaimi

I hope all goes well at your doctor visit, and that your "rest and recooperation time is not ungodly long.

Daniel_

I'd got there, and realised he'd made an appointment, it's just that I'd have been in the car the second I nticed the necrotic testicles getting ready to fall off and allow me to bleed to death or die of septicemia, and would have been at the front of the queue in the Accident and Emergency department LONG before I'd booted up the PC.

Like I say - man rule #1 - dmaged junk = doctor. One penis, no waiting.

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canuckguy

any update?!?

ratbastid

Agreed: broken business = emergency room visit. I ain't waiting any hour to go the doctor.

robot_parade

When I was a teenager, I managed to 'break' my penis (bending it so it stayed that way) after a particularly vigorous masturbation session. It got better on it's own after a day or so. Scary as shit, and if I hadn't been a stupid teenager, I would've gone to the doctor.

Deltona Couple

Did anyone else get the humour in this? LMFAO

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richard311

Im sore and still black and swolen, but my doctor said it didnt feel or look like I needed an ultrasound or surgery. Testicular contusion is what he said it was which is just a fancier name for bruised balls. Said the discoloration was from broken blood vessels and didnt seem like more damage ocurred. He asked if I could still get an erection, which I did wake up with a slight one the next day. Then asked if it curved more now than before. It felt pretty normal in that department. He kept focusing on the penis and didnt really understand why the testicles were the ones with the trauma. Gave me a script for Ibprophen and told me to wear jockey underwear for a while.

Paid 100 bucks for piece of mind is what it was. Thats why I waited a day and a half to go in the first place. I was scared nothing would happen, and Id be out of money. I know I shouldnt have this attitude, but its what it is with me.

fatmanforprez

The important thing is that they (and you) are all right. Just chalk it up to the price of getting laid and you will find it bothers you less.

hrandani

hell i wish sex only cost me a hundred bucks a go

AngelaSI

Well what would the doctor be looking for to warrant an ultrasound/surgery?

Daniel_

I forgot that in your third world nation, you have to pay to be ill.

In my country we treat sick people when they need it.

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ratbastid

Socialist.

Hain

I like the stories of ancient China where you paid your doctor on a monthly basis and got a monthly checkup. That way if you ever did get sick it was the doctor's "fault" for not keeping you healthy. That way it was his responsibility and you didn't pay each time you had to fetch him.

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richard311

to make sure I hadnt actually ruptured one of my testicles maybe, or something else dealing with blood flow.

My balls look dead right now... I had to take pics for my scrapbook

jewels

Just noticed your post-doctor post and am glad to see the doctor wasn't too concerned.

I take it you're even better today?

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allaboutmusic

You must have a lovely coffee table.

The_Jazz

Sure kids! You can take my scrapbook to school to show daddy's broken wedding tackle from humping some chick that wasn't your mother! Tell your teacher I said "hi"!

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Plan9

That'd be the best Friday Show'N'Tell ever.

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Daniel_

But surely if he's killed his testicles, he's not going to be having children.

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The_Jazz

You're not one of those anti-adoption nuts, are you, Daniel_? I'm sure richard311 could head over to China and pick himself out a nice 5 year old to send to school with pictures of daddy's black and blue balls.

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richard311

Jewels, Im still sore, and the discoloration is pretty bad. But for the most part Im on the road back to normal. The Ibprophen has helped greatly and also trying to stay pretty still.