Daniel_

I'd got there, and realised he'd made an appointment, it's just that I'd have been in the car the second I nticed the necrotic testicles getting ready to fall off and allow me to bleed to death or die of septicemia, and would have been at the front of the queue in the Accident and Emergency department LONG before I'd booted up the PC.

Like I say - man rule #1 - dmaged junk = doctor. One penis, no waiting.

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