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Rule 1: Penis go ouch, I go doctor.
Fucking hell - I wouldn't ask you lot what to have for dinner, I'm sure as shit not going to ask what to do about my painful blackened cock and balls.
Your cock hurts and your nuts have gone black. Why the hell are you not at the Doctor NOW?!?!?
Can someone explain the thought process to me?
1) I've hurt my cock.
2) My nuts have gone black.
Do I:
a> go to the doctor at once
b> fire up the PC and post questions on an internet forum.
I vote a.
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