Plan9

I need a sugar mama to support my motorcycle habit. I'm great at massages, good in the kitchen, and I don't mind doing laundry one bit.

J/K

Seriously, though... who's heard about some young guy hooking up with a hot, wealthy older woman in a relationship based on all of life's superficial goodies?

I want stories!

Do it now!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

mixedmedia

I've heard this story somewhere before....



...if I remember correctly, it didn't turn out as he hoped.

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MrFriendly

Where does one sign up for this?

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MissGT

i have no stories but will take applications for yummy, young, good looking guys to be my boy toy- sorry no financial pay off from me. just hot good sex with a MILF

ngdawg

I got $16. Best I can offer is a Semi-sweet Mama....

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

kurty[B]

I've always wanted to be a pool-boy.

ruggerp11

I'm sorry I don't see a link to the application, is there something wrong with my browser?

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Do What makes you happy
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"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

DaveOrion

Damn.....how young???

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Syriana...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

maleficent

OK so I'm not hot
Not wealthy - but -

How old is older?

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Lucifer

you couldn't have mentioned this while I was in town, Mal?

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Shauk

yeah see thats my problem with "all" women, i'm not yummy, or good looking, and by some standards, not young either. Everyone has a perfect standard I guess my god, its like, trying to apply for a job as a professional hoola hooper and thier prereq is a 4 year degree in health sciences and I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Plan9

Wow. Good answers, people.

NGDawg... you win a free Crompsin (a $14.95 value). You offered $16, the largest amount of money. I might be able to buy a gallon of gas next year with that hefty sum.

Kurty... reminded me about a great story I should tell about pool boys.

Shauk... how the hell did you run straight into the Fresh Prince theme song from this topic? I'm so confused. Do it again sometime.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

mixedmedia

oh sure, just gloss right over my Midnight Cowboy reference, why don't ya...you, you....prostituée!

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

healer

Man, I laughed so hard at that!

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Charlatan

I am gloss free... but now I have that song going through my head.


hey! I'm walkin' here!

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ShaniFaye

I dont think any of you are brave enough to have me as a sugar mama

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albania

You're either a genius or a madman... I had to read that 3 or 4 times, each time it became slightly funnier.

Shauk

i'm tilted

Fire

I had a buddy who went italy not so long ago- he pretty much spent a few years "adventuring" around over there, including some time as a, get this, illegal alien, working menial jobs , in europe- at one point he met a thirty something, very rich woman at the university, I think he said it was in milan- her family was very connected, used to be nobility, etc and as he was educated and spoke several languages, and frankly had the body of a greek god (my friends and I all still resent the fact that our women lust after him...) she used him for about six months as a trophy, and he loved every minute of it..........her normal social circle was of the idle rich, and so his working guy background was interesting, but as he was a philosophy and languages major, he was still able to mix with the elites......

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shesus

Wow, I'm really tired because when I was reading Shauk's response I didn't notice it was the song even though I was singing it until I saw Crompsin call him on it. And now I'm reading each response expecting it to break out in a tv theme song.

That is the coolest threadjack I've ever seen...very tilted indeed.

I would never be a sugar mama. One, I don't have enough money and two I don't think I should have to pay to have a guy with me.

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Seaver

Back in college (ok, I graduated this may, but whatever) I dated an older woman, 36. She was a lawyer for Dell here in Austin, and would pay for everything when we went out. Though I would never let her, she often offered to pay for a semester or rent for a month to help me out.

Don't get me wrong, I was not using her... she had a sex drive that rivaled if not beat mine. That being said... as long as she's not burdened with kids I highly... highly recommend it. You'll learn a lot in a very short time.

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Plan9

C'mon, The Fresh Prince tops all as far as being left field here. Nothing comes even close.

I would have also accepted the Thundercats theme song. Or Go-Bots.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

mixedmedia

I wasn't going for left field. I was going more for a dry caricature with only a slightly more obscure pop-cultural reference. Two completely different forms of mocking you.

It's cool, daddy-o.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Lady Sage

Dont feel bad Shani, they wouldnt want me for a sugar mama either. It must have something to do with my lust for Hannibal Lecter.

What man would want to wake up to the sounds of... Hello Clarice.

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pan6467

AHEM...... it helps when you reply, "they never caught the Zodiac....hmmmmm."

Anyway, I had a sugar mama once, and it wasn't worth it. Yes, nice things were GIVEN to me but at such a cost that I lost who I was. And what was given was not appreciated because I didn't earn them for myself. And the lady had no care, no understanding and no desire to truly appreciate me. I was just a boytoy and an arm hanger in public. I found that people would whisper and laugh behind my back, as everyone knew what I was and the self esteem vanished. The sex was good for awhile.... then when I couldn't perform as SHE wanted..... that was it. Dropped like a rock.

Now, I am happily married to a wife that somewhat understands and cares....

My advice is to find happiness within yourself, be who you are and work for what you want. If you think being a boytoy or a girltoy is going to get you what you want.... you will lose everything in the end.

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Plan9

Pfft... you can't scare me off. I was married to a social worker.

...

That and I photoshopped the bird out of your profile picture, Lady_Sage... to make it look like you're throwing up a gang sign and showing off h'yoog muscles and your rough-n-tough prison tat.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Lady Sage

Yeah? Well, I am married to a type of social worker. :P He tells me on a regular basis that I scare him so there.

Think you could photoshop the bird out of my life? Thats my little tattoo, you should see the big mama tattoo.

What do you mean somewhat, darling husband of mine?

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Leto

What about the Texas Longhorns theme?

Seaver

Longhorn... get it? Long Horn....

Eh, not that great, but better than OU... their mascot come-too-soon'er. Someone who couldnt stop himself from jumping the gun.

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Jaysm

Wouldn't we all love one though?