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Old 06-13-2007, 08:56 AM   #41 (permalink)
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1: Elisha Cuthbert
2: Scarlett Johansson
3: Katherine Heigl

Maybe all three at once would be neat too!

I think I'd also have to add Sara Ramirez to that list too. I get 4, the rest of you get 3, deal with it.
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:20 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Hmmmm, at this moment:

Daniel Craig
Colin Farrell
Robbie Williams
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Old 06-13-2007, 06:25 PM   #43 (permalink)
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In no particular order:

Melissa Theuriau
Jennifer Aniston
Katherine von Drachenberg (AKA "Kat Von D" from the TV show Miami Ink)
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:06 PM   #44 (permalink)
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1. Elisabeth Shue
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:50 PM   #45 (permalink)
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To all TFP Jessica Alba "fans"...It looks like our chances aren't that bad after all...That is all.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:57 PM   #46 (permalink)
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She's #1 on my get out of marriage free card. I'll let you all know how it goes *sprays breath pray*.
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:35 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:51 PM   #48 (permalink)
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lets see...albert einstein, nikola tesla, and stephen hawking
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:53 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Melissa Theuriau
Oh damn, I forgot about Melissa... I'd trade in all 3 of my previous choices just for her.
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:09 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2007, 01:55 PM   #51 (permalink)
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The Blonde - A.J. Cook - Criminal Minds
The Brunette - (Oops - had to edit - how could I forget?) Adriana Lima!
The Redhead - Kari Byron - Mythbusters

C'mon - you know you're all gonna go back and edit your post to include Kari ! (Well, except for B.O.R.!!)

Ok - now how about I get real and choose within my age group:

Gail O'Grady
Sharon Lawrence
Kim Delaney

Yeah - I know - if they would only hire Kim Delaney to be on Hidden Palms . . .
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Old 06-16-2007, 02:33 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Without a doubt, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow and then later as himself...

Todd Rundgren, cuz I know he's fun & sweet & a "real" man.

Val Kilmer because he has a great body, did an OK copy of Jim Morrison and acts twisted enough to be fun in bed.
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Old 06-17-2007, 05:05 AM   #53 (permalink)
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1 - James Morrison (not the guy from The Doors)
2 - Brandon Boyd
3 - Paul Walker

weird combination, I know

ok ok, just a quick edit to add some pics and to agree that Patrick Dempsey is pretty damn hawt!

James Morrison


Brandon Boyd


Paul Walker
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Old 06-17-2007, 03:56 PM   #54 (permalink)
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#1 - Michelle Trachtenberg (yes, she's legal now)




#2 - Michelle Rodriguez




#3 - Morena Baccarin

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Old 06-17-2007, 04:25 PM   #55 (permalink)
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#1: Kyle Chandler


#2: Matt Dallas


#3: Patrick Dempsey


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Old 06-17-2007, 04:35 PM   #56 (permalink)
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#1 - Michelle Trachtenberg (yes, she's legal now)

#2 - Michelle Rodriguez

#3 - Morena Baccarin
That's an excellent list. I forgot all about Morena Baccarin!!
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:37 AM   #57 (permalink)
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That's an excellent list. I forgot all about Morena Baccarin!!

REPENT!
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:25 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I've never seen Matt Dallas before, but hes a CUTIE! Nice choice. Anyway this is what I've come up with...



Tim Curry
when he looked like this:
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macaulay culkin
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Matt Damon
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:43 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Wow that's tough. My three are sort of revolving as it's more of like a top ten that I would have *laughs*. For NOW my three would be:

*John Stamos. Omigod I have fantasized about him since Full House, he gets better with age it seems.

*Lenny Kravitz. Freaking sexy sexy sexy.

*Jarome Iginla (NHL player for the Calgary Flames).

Now I'm thinking of other guys too, Johnny Depp, Brandon Boyd, Wentworth Miller, Paul Walker, Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, etc etc...
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Old 06-27-2007, 01:26 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Wentworth Miller! Niiiiiiiiiice choice. I'd totally do him. The Prison Break brothers are definitely threesome material, I feel so jealous of Sara in that series, lol!
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:23 AM   #61 (permalink)
 
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Wentworth Miller! Niiiiiiiiiice choice. I'd totally do him. The Prison Break brothers are definitely threesome material, I feel so jealous of Sara in that series, lol!
you can have the dudes and I'll take sarah. Deal?
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:15 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Really... at this point? Pfft, I'd have the sex with even minor celebrities.

Like that nerdy chick off of Major Dad or whoever the female lead was in Lost In Space.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:54 AM   #63 (permalink)
 
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female lead in Lost in space is either:
Mimi Rogers ... Dr. Maureen Robinson
Heather Graham ... Dr. Judy Robinson
Lacey Chabert ... Penny Robinson

all 3 are def hot! i mean, Mimi is getting a bit old but the other 2 are...
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:58 AM   #64 (permalink)
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...or does he mean the original 1965 series?!

June Lockhart ... Maureen Robinson
Marta Kristen ... Judy Robinson
Angela Cartwright ... Penny Robinson
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:13 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Whatever, I'll take ALL of them. Even grandma. Even the robot.

Just as long as I get a cool space suit to wear while I bang 'em.
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Old 06-30-2007, 02:06 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Since we're talking famous people here, I'm going to go ahead and make a trade (you know, like the major leagues). I will trade my #2, Michelle Rodriguez for my new #3 (Morena moves to #2 now) Sarah Silverman! She's pretty, she's sexy and she's FUNNY. She's almost as good as my own wife (This statement required by Xepherys' CYA clause, para. I, section 3(c)).





A close runner up for this trade was Brittany Murphy, who is just so damned cute it hurts...



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Old 07-01-2007, 12:31 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Lindsay Lohan when she was a bit chunky and redheaded.
Jessica Biel
Kari Byron (Mythbusters redhead)
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:26 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Paul Walker
Who the hell is this person? Oh. My. God.

I don't even go for blondes...
Meh, I think I just like the picture :P It's a fantastic photo.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:59 AM   #69 (permalink)
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*Stops in her tracks*
He's that dude from the fast and furious racing movies.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:57 AM   #70 (permalink)
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He is very hot. I'd totally have him do me fast, and do me furious.
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Old 07-03-2007, 04:00 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Oh gosh ...why do i have to choose?

1. Orly as legolas and then as himself.
2. Wenty just as himself...over and over and over again.
3. Sahne Filan from Westlife.
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Old 07-03-2007, 01:26 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Rachel Bilson 3 times.

And Will, did I ever tell you that I used to talk to Mandy Moore on AIM? (not like every day, but I had her SN and used to talk to her sometimes... before she really made it though)
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Old 07-03-2007, 01:32 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Rachel Bilson 3 times.

And Will, did I ever tell you that I used to talk to Mandy Moore on AIM? (not like every day, but I had her SN and used to talk to her sometimes... before she really made it though)
I'll bet she's brilliant, yet down to earth.

I chatted up Scarlett Johansson once.
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Old 07-03-2007, 05:33 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I know, they are old or dead, but bear with me here:

1. Julie Andrews. <br>

Besides the fact that she's very pretty, it would feel just so delightfully transgressive to do it with Maria Von Trapp or Mary Poppins.

2. Greta Garbo.<br>


Those eyes are just transfixing. I could drown in them. And her pervasive air of mystery is just so irresistible.

3. Cheryl Ladd.<br>


She always had this air of total unattainability.

I was very tempted to put in Connie Selleca.

And yes, I'm aware that these choices date me. If I had to pick actresses who are now in their 20s or 30s I'm not sure who I'd pick.
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Old 07-04-2007, 06:57 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Hmm.....This is HARD


The guy who played Macon on How To Deal He was sexy
Jim Morrison before the beard and belly grew.
And
Seth Green
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