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Old 06-11-2007, 10:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If you could have sex with any three celebrities...

Who would they be? If you have to pick three out of all the ones you find attractive.

Mine:

1. Brenda Song.

2. Amerie.

3. Kelly Hu.
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I remember a thread like this from years ago.....we're talking at once, right?

Still, my choices may have changed:
1) Mandy Moore


2) Jessica Alba


3) Kate Mara

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Old 06-12-2007, 01:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I remember a thread like this from years ago.....we're talking at once, right?
That's the way I understood the question.

1. Johnny Depp
2. Nicholas Cage
3. The Rock
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This really depends on my mood. If it's going to be a four-way, then it's probably either gonna be these three (when I feel like getting roughed up a bit):

1. The Rock
2. Sylvester Stallone (that scene in "The Specialist" was... amazing)
3. David Boreanaz

Or if I'm in a more romantic, sensual mood, then:

1. Brad Pitt
2. John Cusack
3. Kate Beckinsale (!)

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Old 06-12-2007, 02:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think I'm going to have to go with:

1. Rose McGowan
2. Bjork (the noises I imagine she'd make would be incredible)
3. Monica Bellucci
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Alan Rickman
Liam Neeson
Eddie Izzard

if any of those three arent available...fill in with

John Cusack
Sean Connery
Colin Firth
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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JESSICA ALBA
UMA THURMAN
MONICA BELLUCI
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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  1. Kate Beckinsale
  2. Audrey Tautou
  3. Eva Longoria
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Old 06-12-2007, 05:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Janeane Garofalo
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Old 06-12-2007, 06:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Paris Hilton (hey, you didn't say have a relationship. you said sex, and I KNOW she puts out!)

3.Maria Sharapova
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Old 06-12-2007, 06:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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1. Alyson Hannigan (duh )

2. Jodie Foster

3. Sarah Chalke
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Old 06-12-2007, 06:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
 
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1. Gael Garcia Bernal

2. Johnny Depp

3. Daniel Craig

... Alan Rickman DOES sound tempting, but he still comes in at #4.
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Old 06-12-2007, 06:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick K-Fed ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.

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Old 06-12-2007, 07:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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claire forlani (yes i know i said it twice)

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Old 06-12-2007, 07:55 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Rebecca Romaijn

Jenny McCarthy

Barbara Bush (W's daughter, not mom)
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Today I feel like my "Guys Who Play Intelligent Assholes On TV" group:

1. John C. McGinley (Dr. Cox on Scrubs)
2. David Hewlett (Dr. Rodney McKay on Stargate: Atlantis)
3. Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House, duh)
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Angelina Jolie
Eva Longoria
Sarah Chalke
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:14 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Today I feel like my "Guys Who Play Intelligent Assholes On TV" group:

1. John C. McGinley (Dr. Cox on Scrubs)
2. David Hewlett (Dr. Rodney McKay on Stargate: Atlantis)
3. Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House, duh)
Doctor fetish much?
And while Hugh Laurie is mentioned, I might as well mention that I'd let him do what wanted with me, but he'd have to speak in his real voice.
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:39 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Hugh Grant
Alan Rickman
John Cusack


Edward Norton for dessert. Please. Twice.
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
 
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1. Mandy Moore
because she's so pretty!
http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Mandy.Moore/
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w...e/14200000.jpg
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w...e/15200000.jpg


2. Charlize Theron
She's really hot with long hair!
http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages...arlize.Theron/
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w...heron.HQ.3.jpg
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w...heron92132.jpg


3. Scarlett Johansson
she's alright, but i couldn't find a celeb that had big boobies like this one.
if anyone knows a prettier celeb with bigger boobies, ya let me know!
kinda like how Mariah Carey's are.
http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages...ett.Johansson/
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w...2_122_204o.jpg
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w...on/ghost04.jpg
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w...johansson2.jpg
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Old 06-12-2007, 09:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Natalie Portman
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Old 06-12-2007, 10:45 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I can only pick 3?! what kind of fantasy is this?!

1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Jerri Ryan (but she has to have her Seven of Nine implants on)
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:50 AM   #23 (permalink)
 
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3. Jerri Ryan (but she has to have her Seven of Nine implants on)
ha! definitely!! the implants and the spandex outfit. now that's a fantasy!!!
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
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3. Scarlett Johansson
she's alright, but i couldn't find a celeb that had big boobies like this one.
Crap, I totally forgot about her! Is it too late for me to sleep with her?
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I can only pick 3?! what kind of fantasy is this?!
How exponentially can a thread grow?!



hmm... I really hate to play favorites... so I won't...



...for now
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:28 PM   #26 (permalink)
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1. Kate Beckinsale


2. Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office)


3. Sophia Bush
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
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1. Salma Hayak

2. Vida Guerrera

2. Maria Sansone (the cutie from 9.yahoo.com)

OK, now I need a cold shower...
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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1. Scarlett Johansson (she's fucking gorgeous even without the spectacular breasts)
2. Jennifer Connolly (ditto, especially back in the day)
3. Bjork (it would just be really, really interesting)
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kelly Clarkson (seriously)
Carmen Luvana
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Old 06-12-2007, 05:37 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Monica Belluci
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Old 06-12-2007, 06:00 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Oh, man... uh... GO:

Jamie Lee Curtis

Sigourney Weaver

Velma from Scooby Doo cartoon
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Old 06-12-2007, 07:24 PM   #32 (permalink)
 
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Crap, I totally forgot about her! Is it too late for me to sleep with her?
yep. sorry. unless you want sloppy 2nds.

Quote:
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Still, my choices may have changed:
1) Mandy Moore
you've picked right! but I'm surprised you haven't chosen any girls from BSG.
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Old 06-12-2007, 07:34 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2007, 07:43 PM   #34 (permalink)
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you've picked right! but I'm surprised you haven't chosen any girls from BSG.
It was a tough choice, believe me.
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:08 PM   #35 (permalink)
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1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Molly Ringwald
3. Liv Tyler (with elf ears mind you)
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:30 PM   #36 (permalink)
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you've picked right! but I'm surprised you haven't chosen any girls from BSG.
Battlestar Galactica
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:40 PM   #37 (permalink)
 
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Battlestar Galactica
yes. the new one has a ton of hot chicks in it.

BSG
Tricia Helfer
Grace Park
Katee Sackhoff
Nicki Clyne
Lucy Lawless
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:52 PM   #38 (permalink)
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1. Elisha Cuthbert



2. Jessica Alba



Marisa Tomei



Oh man....What I wouldn't do to get a chance at any of these ladies...
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:45 PM   #39 (permalink)
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1: Mandy Moore
2: Maria Sharapova
3: Sarah Chalke
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Old 06-13-2007, 07:00 AM   #40 (permalink)
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Janeane Garofalo
3. Gina Gershon

sub #2 for Masuimi Max and we've got a deal


all of those girls have incredible mouths/lips/smiles. Must be a kinky thing for me

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