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If you could have sex with any three celebrities...
Who would they be? If you have to pick three out of all the ones you find attractive.
Mine: 1. Brenda Song. 2. Amerie. 3. Kelly Hu. |
I remember a thread like this from years ago.....we're talking at once, right?
Still, my choices may have changed: 1) Mandy Moore http://img.atpictures.com/images2/ma...e_14280222.jpg 2) Jessica Alba http://img.actressarchives.com/image...z_14049082.jpg 3) Kate Mara http://img.actressarchives.com/image...li_9553579.jpg |
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1. Johnny Depp 2. Nicholas Cage 3. The Rock |
This really depends on my mood. If it's going to be a four-way, then it's probably either gonna be these three (when I feel like getting roughed up a bit):
1. The Rock 2. Sylvester Stallone (that scene in "The Specialist" was... amazing) 3. David Boreanaz Or if I'm in a more romantic, sensual mood, then: 1. Brad Pitt 2. John Cusack 3. Kate Beckinsale (!) :crazy: :crazy: |
I think I'm going to have to go with:
1. Rose McGowan 2. Bjork (the noises I imagine she'd make would be incredible) 3. Monica Bellucci |
Alan Rickman
Liam Neeson Eddie Izzard if any of those three arent available...fill in with John Cusack Sean Connery Colin Firth |
JESSICA ALBA
UMA THURMAN MONICA BELLUCI |
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Janeane Garofalo 3. Gina Gershon |
1. Jessica Alba
2. Paris Hilton (hey, you didn't say have a relationship. you said sex, and I KNOW she puts out!) 3.Maria Sharapova |
1. Alyson Hannigan (duh :rolleyes:)
2. Jodie Foster 3. Sarah Chalke |
1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Johnny Depp 3. Daniel Craig ... Alan Rickman DOES sound tempting, but he still comes in at #4. |
OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick K-Fed ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
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claire forlani
claire forlani (yes i know i said it twice) audrey hepburn (yes i know shes dead) |
Rebecca Romaijn
Jenny McCarthy Barbara Bush (W's daughter, not mom) |
Today I feel like my "Guys Who Play Intelligent Assholes On TV" group:
1. John C. McGinley (Dr. Cox on Scrubs) 2. David Hewlett (Dr. Rodney McKay on Stargate: Atlantis) 3. Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House, duh) |
Angelina Jolie
Eva Longoria Sarah Chalke |
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And while Hugh Laurie is mentioned, I might as well mention that I'd let him do what wanted with me, but he'd have to speak in his real voice. :thumbsup: |
Hugh Grant
Alan Rickman John Cusack Edward Norton for dessert. Please. Twice. |
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Natalie Portman Maggie Gyllenhaal |
I can only pick 3?! what kind of fantasy is this?!
1. Alyson Hannigan 2. Jessica Alba 3. Jerri Ryan (but she has to have her Seven of Nine implants on) |
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hmm... I really hate to play favorites... so I won't... ...for now ;) |
1. Kate Beckinsale
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/4963...154084_400.jpg 2. Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office) http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0445934/8782.jpg 3. Sophia Bush http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0455960/S11ophia14.jpg |
1. Salma Hayak
2. Vida Guerrera 2. Maria Sansone (the cutie from 9.yahoo.com) OK, now I need a cold shower... |
1. Scarlett Johansson (she's fucking gorgeous even without the spectacular breasts)
2. Jennifer Connolly (ditto, especially back in the day) 3. Bjork (it would just be really, really interesting) |
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kelly Clarkson (seriously) Carmen Luvana |
Scarlett Johansson
Monica Belluci Kate Beckinsale |
Oh, man... uh... GO:
Jamie Lee Curtis Sigourney Weaver Velma from Scooby Doo cartoon |
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Salma Hayek
Diane Lane Jennifer Anniston |
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1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Molly Ringwald 3. Liv Tyler (with elf ears mind you) |
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BSG Tricia Helfer Grace Park Katee Sackhoff Nicki Clyne Lucy Lawless |
1. Elisha Cuthbert
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2...uthbertmh1.jpg http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5...thbert3hz2.jpg 2. Jessica Alba http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4...72d2333vw5.jpg http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6...lba1300vz4.jpg Marisa Tomei http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1...7011411ng2.jpg http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8...7011407cz2.jpg http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8...9918982am5.jpg Oh man....What I wouldn't do to get a chance at any of these ladies...:) |
1: Mandy Moore
2: Maria Sharapova 3: Sarah Chalke |
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sub #2 for Masuimi Max and we've got a deal http://a183.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...321fccf09e.jpg all of those girls have incredible mouths/lips/smiles. Must be a kinky thing for me :) |
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