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If you could have sex with any three celebrities...
Who would they be? If you have to pick three out of all the ones you find attractive.
Mine: 1. Brenda Song. 2. Amerie. 3. Kelly Hu. |
I remember a thread like this from years ago.....we're talking at once, right?
Still, my choices may have changed: 1) Mandy Moore http://img.atpictures.com/images2/ma...e_14280222.jpg 2) Jessica Alba http://img.actressarchives.com/image...z_14049082.jpg 3) Kate Mara http://img.actressarchives.com/image...li_9553579.jpg |
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1. Johnny Depp 2. Nicholas Cage 3. The Rock |
This really depends on my mood. If it's going to be a four-way, then it's probably either gonna be these three (when I feel like getting roughed up a bit):
1. The Rock 2. Sylvester Stallone (that scene in "The Specialist" was... amazing) 3. David Boreanaz Or if I'm in a more romantic, sensual mood, then: 1. Brad Pitt 2. John Cusack 3. Kate Beckinsale (!) :crazy: :crazy: |
I think I'm going to have to go with:
1. Rose McGowan 2. Bjork (the noises I imagine she'd make would be incredible) 3. Monica Bellucci |
Alan Rickman
Liam Neeson Eddie Izzard if any of those three arent available...fill in with John Cusack Sean Connery Colin Firth |
JESSICA ALBA
UMA THURMAN MONICA BELLUCI |
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Janeane Garofalo 3. Gina Gershon |
1. Jessica Alba
2. Paris Hilton (hey, you didn't say have a relationship. you said sex, and I KNOW she puts out!) 3.Maria Sharapova |
1. Alyson Hannigan (duh :rolleyes:)
2. Jodie Foster 3. Sarah Chalke |
1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Johnny Depp 3. Daniel Craig ... Alan Rickman DOES sound tempting, but he still comes in at #4. |
OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick K-Fed ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
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claire forlani
claire forlani (yes i know i said it twice) audrey hepburn (yes i know shes dead) |
Rebecca Romaijn
Jenny McCarthy Barbara Bush (W's daughter, not mom) |
Today I feel like my "Guys Who Play Intelligent Assholes On TV" group:
1. John C. McGinley (Dr. Cox on Scrubs) 2. David Hewlett (Dr. Rodney McKay on Stargate: Atlantis) 3. Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House, duh) |
Angelina Jolie
Eva Longoria Sarah Chalke |
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And while Hugh Laurie is mentioned, I might as well mention that I'd let him do what wanted with me, but he'd have to speak in his real voice. :thumbsup: |
Hugh Grant
Alan Rickman John Cusack Edward Norton for dessert. Please. Twice. |
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Natalie Portman Maggie Gyllenhaal |
I can only pick 3?! what kind of fantasy is this?!
1. Alyson Hannigan 2. Jessica Alba 3. Jerri Ryan (but she has to have her Seven of Nine implants on) |
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hmm... I really hate to play favorites... so I won't... ...for now ;) |
1. Kate Beckinsale
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/4963...154084_400.jpg 2. Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office) http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0445934/8782.jpg 3. Sophia Bush http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0455960/S11ophia14.jpg |
1. Salma Hayak
2. Vida Guerrera 2. Maria Sansone (the cutie from 9.yahoo.com) OK, now I need a cold shower... |
1. Scarlett Johansson (she's fucking gorgeous even without the spectacular breasts)
2. Jennifer Connolly (ditto, especially back in the day) 3. Bjork (it would just be really, really interesting) |
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kelly Clarkson (seriously) Carmen Luvana |
Scarlett Johansson
Monica Belluci Kate Beckinsale |
Oh, man... uh... GO:
Jamie Lee Curtis Sigourney Weaver Velma from Scooby Doo cartoon |
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Salma Hayek
Diane Lane Jennifer Anniston |
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1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Molly Ringwald 3. Liv Tyler (with elf ears mind you) |
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BSG Tricia Helfer Grace Park Katee Sackhoff Nicki Clyne Lucy Lawless |
1. Elisha Cuthbert
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2...uthbertmh1.jpg http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5...thbert3hz2.jpg 2. Jessica Alba http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4...72d2333vw5.jpg http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6...lba1300vz4.jpg Marisa Tomei http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1...7011411ng2.jpg http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8...7011407cz2.jpg http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8...9918982am5.jpg Oh man....What I wouldn't do to get a chance at any of these ladies...:) |
1: Mandy Moore
2: Maria Sharapova 3: Sarah Chalke |
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sub #2 for Masuimi Max and we've got a deal http://a183.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...321fccf09e.jpg all of those girls have incredible mouths/lips/smiles. Must be a kinky thing for me :) |
1: Elisha Cuthbert
2: Scarlett Johansson 3: Katherine Heigl Maybe all three at once would be neat too! I think I'd also have to add Sara Ramirez to that list too. I get 4, the rest of you get 3, deal with it. |
Hmmmm, at this moment:
Daniel Craig Colin Farrell Robbie Williams |
In no particular order:
Melissa Theuriau Jennifer Aniston Katherine von Drachenberg (AKA "Kat Von D" from the TV show Miami Ink) |
1. Elisabeth Shue
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith 3. Gabrielle Union |
To all TFP Jessica Alba "fans"...It looks like our chances aren't that bad after all...That is all.
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She's #1 on my get out of marriage free card. I'll let you all know how it goes *sprays breath pray*.
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still compiling the Tri-Force...
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lets see...albert einstein, nikola tesla, and stephen hawking
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Stephen Hawking may not have genitals anymore.
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The Blonde - A.J. Cook - Criminal Minds
The Brunette - (Oops - had to edit - how could I forget?) Adriana Lima! The Redhead - Kari Byron - Mythbusters C'mon - you know you're all gonna go back and edit your post to include Kari !:thumbsup: (Well, except for B.O.R.!!) Ok - now how about I get real and choose within my age group: Gail O'Grady Sharon Lawrence Kim Delaney Yeah - I know - if they would only hire Kim Delaney to be on Hidden Palms . . . |
Without a doubt, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow and then later as himself...:)
Todd Rundgren, cuz I know he's fun & sweet & a "real" man. Val Kilmer because he has a great body, did an OK copy of Jim Morrison and acts twisted enough to be fun in bed. |
1 - James Morrison (not the guy from The Doors)
2 - Brandon Boyd 3 - Paul Walker weird combination, I know :) ok ok, just a quick edit to add some pics and to agree that Patrick Dempsey is pretty damn hawt! James Morrison http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70...tippler/jm.jpg Brandon Boyd http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70...tippler/bb.jpg Paul Walker http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70...tippler/pw.jpg |
#1 - Michelle Trachtenberg (yes, she's legal now)
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2821...274490_400.jpghttp://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2821...274428_400.jpghttp://www.blogas.lt/uploads/deives_...achtenberg.jpg #2 - Michelle Rodriguez http://www.handbag.com/graphics/libr...lerodritum.jpghttp://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...eRodriguez.jpg #3 - Morena Baccarin http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...irginpreg3.jpghttp://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0303461/5869100_2_35.jpg |
#1: Kyle Chandler
http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/r/G/frid-kylechan.jpg http://www.nndb.com/people/629/000067428/kc4.jpg #2: Matt Dallas http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/kyle.JPG http://www.mattdallas.com/Pictures/OnBeach.jpg #3: Patrick Dempsey http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens...re5/00001v.jpg http://img.timeinc.net/teenpeople/im...k_dempsey3.jpg :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: |
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REPENT! :p |
I've never seen Matt Dallas before, but hes a CUTIE! Nice choice. Anyway this is what I've come up with...
Tim Curry when he looked like this: <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q245/rainbowcloude/RHPS_02.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> macaulay culkin <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q245/rainbowcloude/mac3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> Matt Damon <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q245/rainbowcloude/matt_damon_04.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> |
Wow that's tough. My three are sort of revolving as it's more of like a top ten that I would have *laughs*. For NOW my three would be:
*John Stamos. Omigod I have fantasized about him since Full House, he gets better with age it seems. *Lenny Kravitz. Freaking sexy sexy sexy. *Jarome Iginla (NHL player for the Calgary Flames). Now I'm thinking of other guys too, Johnny Depp, Brandon Boyd, Wentworth Miller, Paul Walker, Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, etc etc... |
Wentworth Miller! Niiiiiiiiiice choice. I'd totally do him. The Prison Break brothers are definitely threesome material, I feel so jealous of Sara in that series, lol! :crazy:
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Really... at this point? Pfft, I'd have the sex with even minor celebrities.
Like that nerdy chick off of Major Dad or whoever the female lead was in Lost In Space. |
female lead in Lost in space is either:
Mimi Rogers ... Dr. Maureen Robinson Heather Graham ... Dr. Judy Robinson Lacey Chabert ... Penny Robinson all 3 are def hot! i mean, Mimi is getting a bit old but the other 2 are... :hyper: |
...or does he mean the original 1965 series?!
June Lockhart ... Maureen Robinson Marta Kristen ... Judy Robinson Angela Cartwright ... Penny Robinson |
Whatever, I'll take ALL of them. Even grandma. Even the robot.
Just as long as I get a cool space suit to wear while I bang 'em. |
Since we're talking famous people here, I'm going to go ahead and make a trade (you know, like the major leagues). I will trade my #2, Michelle Rodriguez for my new #3 (Morena moves to #2 now) Sarah Silverman! She's pretty, she's sexy and she's FUNNY. She's almost as good as my own wife (This statement required by Xepherys' CYA clause, para. I, section 3(c)).
A close runner up for this trade was Brittany Murphy, who is just so damned cute it hurts... |
Lindsay Lohan when she was a bit chunky and redheaded.
Jessica Biel Kari Byron (Mythbusters redhead) |
*Stops in her tracks*
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I don't even go for blondes... Meh, I think I just like the picture :P It's a fantastic photo. |
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He is very hot. I'd totally have him do me fast, and do me furious. :crazy:
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Oh gosh ...why do i have to choose?
1. Orly as legolas and then as himself. 2. Wenty just as himself...over and over and over again. 3. Sahne Filan from Westlife. |
Rachel Bilson 3 times.
And Will, did I ever tell you that I used to talk to Mandy Moore on AIM? (not like every day, but I had her SN and used to talk to her sometimes... before she really made it though) |
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I chatted up Scarlett Johansson once. |
I know, they are old or dead, but bear with me here:
1. Julie Andrews. <br>http://www.the-planets.com/star-biog...-Biography.jpg Besides the fact that she's very pretty, it would feel just so delightfully transgressive to do it with Maria Von Trapp or Mary Poppins. 2. Greta Garbo.<br> http://www.poster.net/garbo-greta/ga...bo-6220496.jpg Those eyes are just transfixing. I could drown in them. And her pervasive air of mystery is just so irresistible. 3. Cheryl Ladd.<br> http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Las_...ryl-ladd-2.jpg She always had this air of total unattainability. I was very tempted to put in Connie Selleca. And yes, I'm aware that these choices date me. If I had to pick actresses who are now in their 20s or 30s I'm not sure who I'd pick. |
Hmm.....This is HARD
The guy who played Macon on How To Deal He was sexy Jim Morrison before the beard and belly grew. And Seth Green |
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