Since we're talking famous people here, I'm going to go ahead and make a trade (you know, like the major leagues). I will trade my #2, Michelle Rodriguez for my new #3 (Morena moves to #2 now) Sarah Silverman! She's pretty, she's sexy and she's FUNNY. She's almost as good as my own wife (This statement required by Xepherys' CYA clause, para. I, section 3(c)).
A close runner up for this trade was Brittany Murphy, who is just so damned cute it hurts...