3leggedfrog

I was wondering how many tfpers do rub one off or double click the mouse at work?

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"enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo

"Iam myself every day."

Dilbert1234567

um... no, i like my job and don't want to get fired. my boss is pretty cool some times, not that cool.

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Donate Blood!

"Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

absorbentishe

My boss has spent time out of the country, and with only two of us here. Not a lot, but now and then.

the_marq

I operated ski lifts for a long time, it gets boring at the top of a mountain.

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The Truth:

Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.

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Painted

Yeah but I was delivering pizza in my own car.

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I came across a nice rack at the department store

Willravel

I don't want to get fired and arrested. So no.

mixedmedia

I did once...years ago. On a Saturday when I was the only person in the building.

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eileenbunny

It's never even occured to me. Work isn't a very sexy place for me.

Once my husband encountered one of his coworkers masturbating at his desk. It was icky. His coworker got fired over the incident.

surferlove007

I did at work during my breaks occasionally over the summer. I worked at a pool so the other lifeguard was always outside when I was inside. So there you go. Also the clubhouse had a code to get in so I could hear if the other guard was going to come in and ask for something.
All bases were covered.

Kadath

Working from home makes this question easy.

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Bill O'Rights

Hmmmm...mental note...don't order pizza delivery for awhile.

Quite...awhile.

The answer is...yep. Been there, done that, wore out the t-shirt. Done other things at work, too. Lots...of other things.

Sometimes...I even...*gasp*...work

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

ratbastid

Exactly.

KellyC

In the office, god no. I work in a cubicle with people surrounding me all the time.

BUT I did work from home this past Sunday and managed to rub one out...then proceeded to make phone calls.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
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Redlemon

That's why there are doors on the bathroom stalls, right? Yeah, I've done it at every job I've had. Sometimes, the afternoons get boring.

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Ample

I work for a small business. Only 7 of us, and there was a period about a year ago where half hour to closing time it was only me and my boss. His office happen to be at the far far end of the floor than mine. For a few months I did it almost everyday a few minutes before closing time.

I don't know why but I stopped altogether, I think I was dating this girl and I wanted to keep up my mojo.

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Her juju beads are so nice
She kissed my third cousin twice
Im the king of pomona

Pham

I've never had a real job in my life :/

Did it a few times at school though.

World's King

I've gone back and forth with this. I've always worked in restaurants so I never thought it was a good idea. And with my job now there is only two of us in the store. It would be odd for me to be 'away' for that long in the bathroom.

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Bill O'Rights

Ok...you're just bragging.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Mister Coaster

Glad I'm not the only horn dog 'round here...

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Infinite_Loser

There are some ballsy people in the world...

I like my job and don't want to get fired.

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Sultana

I'd have a very difficult time getting into any kind of mood at work, even if I were so inclined.

Heh.

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

vanblah

They can't fire you for masturbating in a bathroom stall with the door closed.

Lucifer

Seeing as I work on a ship for months at a time away from home...yeah, sure I've done it now and again; also slept, ate, and watched tv. But all in the privacy of mine own cabin. And while I've occasionally gotten a woody leaning up against the radar (hey, it's a big gently vibrating console), I've never (ever) gotten tempted to whip it out while navigating.

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- Job 30:29

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Daniel_

I've not, but I once had a collece vacation job at a late night petrol station. We sold magazines and newspapers, and had some pornographic magazines.

One morning I was opening up and found a couple of the porn mags in the staff toilet.

The night before had been the shift of my atractiv female colleague.

I couldn't look her in the eye for a while; but I did tell her about it eventually.

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And deep beneath the rolling waves,
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healer

Yes, at every job I've ever had. Shit, at a job I had a few years ago, mandy and I had sex in the server room.

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Glory's Sun

wait.. I'm supposed to actually do work while I'm here??


Yeah I've done it at work. Makes the day go by faster sometimes.

yotta

I've had sex at work before.

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Average_Joe

Only once, a very long time ago, in high school during the summer. I was working for a construction company, and they sent me to the company stock/supply yard to pick up some cement blocks or something like that. The stock yard was in the middle of nowhere, and had plenty of places to hide in. I was bored and had to release some adolescent hormones, so.....

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I think I'll procrastinate......in a little while.

World's King

Yeah...


Which is odd cause I sell fetish clothing and have seen many very hot women in tight leather clothing... some even topless.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Many times, often "spontaneously". Not for years, however. Oddly, because most recent boss had a penchant for e-mailing graphic porn to us. Some of it should have done the trick.

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Atropos4

Never even thought about it...wouldn't want to anyways

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Blues Giselle

I actually did, when I worked in a condo office all by myself. Just put my hand under my skirt and started rubbing--the orgasm was tremendous and just in time, right before the owner came back. If he'd come close enough he could've smelled my finger!

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bananafish

Question should be, ever been caught while masturbating at work?

Back in the day, when the internet and I were both young, work had dual ISDN lines and I lived in a one bedroom flat with my dad (slept on the sofa in the lounge b4 you start thinking anything dodgy). Work was pretty much the only place I was ever alone for long enough to rub one out. One day, when I thought the office was empty I pulled open the dodgy "live pron" feed on my browser and started to work up a rhythm. Heard the foot falls too late and my mind raced between the indecision of putting my rod away or turning the monitor off. Plumbed for discretion and shoved it in my pants, zipped up and rolled the chair under the desk to mask any tents. I still got an earful for using the ISDN line (I think you pay for those things based on how much you download) for inappropriate activities....but it could have been much worse.

Actually, same year the office secretary offered to let me do her on the same desk. Turned her down (on account of previously seen ninja-like stealth of said boss), was glad I did too as boss came into my office minutes later - appearing without making any noise at all....

analog

Please tell me there were exclamations of geek terms.

Craven Morehead

I work out of my house.

ItWasMe

Are you kidding? I don't even like to pee at work! Public bathrooms, lots of people, and for some reason kids can't seem to miss the toilet seat. At least, I hope it's the kids doing it.