bananafish

Question should be, ever been caught while masturbating at work?

Back in the day, when the internet and I were both young, work had dual ISDN lines and I lived in a one bedroom flat with my dad (slept on the sofa in the lounge b4 you start thinking anything dodgy). Work was pretty much the only place I was ever alone for long enough to rub one out. One day, when I thought the office was empty I pulled open the dodgy "live pron" feed on my browser and started to work up a rhythm. Heard the foot falls too late and my mind raced between the indecision of putting my rod away or turning the monitor off. Plumbed for discretion and shoved it in my pants, zipped up and rolled the chair under the desk to mask any tents. I still got an earful for using the ISDN line (I think you pay for those things based on how much you download) for inappropriate activities....but it could have been much worse.

Actually, same year the office secretary offered to let me do her on the same desk. Turned her down (on account of previously seen ninja-like stealth of said boss), was glad I did too as boss came into my office minutes later - appearing without making any noise at all....