Lady Sage

Amen Brother Bill! I wholeheartedly agree. There is entirely too much bellyaching and negativity of late. It is high time for people to lighten up and enjoy their "down time" after work or even at work. Have FUN! There is entirely too much drama, strife, nit picking, backstabbing and lack of an open mind in todays world. I say... let them eat Graham Crackers!

I prefer the chocolate ones! Then again its a woman thing... all things chocolate are.... well....

Did you know that if you take a couple chocolate graham crackers and sandwich some fat free coolwhip in them that they make a great low calorie no guilt version of ice cream sandwiches???? Mmmmmmm

So go forth my TFP Brothers and Sisters and have fun! Consume copious amounts of Grahm Crackers and smile more!

roachboy

in case roachboy's inability to find this thread funny gets taken as meaning he finds nothing funny or amusing, this makes me giggle like a fool (try it out, its great):

http://www.balldroppings.com/

strangely enough, i think this thread has been useful.....

cyn: thanks for working through the conversation with me--it is good to watch some understanding emerge on both our parts through a kinda contentious thread.

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pig

i knew you were good people...cinnamon graham cracker and philly cream cheese. it hurts so good.

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Bill O'Rights

Nothing really "strange" about it...you just have to put aside what you "know", for a second, and enjoy. Kinda like we used to.

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docbungle

From the forum rules:
Not that I care. This obviously exists as an experiment only, and will not be allowed to repeat itself in other forums all over the board, as that would lead to mass confusion.

Nice to see everyone so entertained. But is it really any suprise that roach and others responded the way they did? Of course not; what is suprising is the amount of scorn and disdain they received for doing so. As if they were out of line for saying "wtf" to this thread. This thread is just one giant wtf.

You call it humor; I call it insulting, and intentionally so. But I guess we're past that now, which is nice.

Graham crackers are ok, I guess. But they suck to read about.

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Cynthetiq

Agreed. Thank you for your contributions. I'd also like to point out that the kind of discussion we had does happen all the time between members and moderators usually via PM.

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Lady Sage

Ok, I admit I have just had an affair on my teddy grahams... I found Bunny Grahams at the store today and bought a box....

Nizzle

Heh now I remember why I went inactive on TFP and come back to see a "What happened to TFP?" thread.

You guys are arguing about a Graham Cracker thread. No, really.

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uncle phil

don'cha love these guys?

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Halx

I'm really enjoying this thread. I think it illustrates the diversity of... err.. snack food brands.

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Elphaba

But wouldn't you agree that the partisanship of the cracker people vs the moon pie people is a chasm where compromise is all but impossible?

Heh.

Lady Sage

I believe compromise IS possible! I believe crackers or moon pies..... both taste better with milk! Let milk give peace a chance!!!!!

Bill O'Rights

Great! We've found common ground in milk. As long as we don't get mired in debate over whole, 2%, and skim, then we can work toward expanding into new areas, such as coffee and hot chocolate. Before you know it, we'll be working in partnership toward the greater snacking good.

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Charlatan

Skim all the way...

Only losers drink homo or 2% milk

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Gatorade Frost

Why would you pay for skim milk when you can get water out of the facuet for free?

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filtherton

Skim milk. Hah! If i want skim milk i just add three parts piss to my 2%. But i don't ever, because that's fucking gross.

Elphaba

It didn't take long for one of the extremists to pipe up.

I always suspected that you were homo-phobic.

uncle phil

and what's wrong with homogenized whole milk? how in the world can you soak graham crackers in 2% or that other crap and get the full flavorful benefit of a bowl of graham crackers and milk? i ask you?

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Lady Sage

Because if you drink 1 eight ounce glass of whole milk a day, after a year you have just eaten 16 sticks of butter.

I will have skim milk thank you, after all, that is my secret to losing over 130 pounds. It still has all the needed calcium!

Rumor has it that whole milk saps calcium out of your bones after a certain age as well but you know how rumors go.

So let us be thankful for milk in any variety. MOO!!!

roachboy

two words: soy milk

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Lady Sage

MIlk shake.... chocolate milk

Sultana

Wow, this has been a really interesting thread to observe.

I agree and disagree with too many things to list (in the interest of contributing to the subtext), and it would seem we're past that now anyways.

I made smores with the cinnamon crackers last weekend for the nephews. Was surprised to find that the cinammon didn't detract as much from the overall smore experience as I expected. But I caught myself sneaking "ghetto smores" the next day (marshmallows cooked over a stove top on a toothpick, because THAT'S ALL I HAD DAMMIT, with tiny leftover slivers of dark chocolate that was really too good to be mixed with the cheap marshmallows), and I realized I had to stop the cycle before it ruined my life, and made me incapable of fitting into my pants.

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Ustwo

I'm so sick of the homogenized agenda.

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pan6467

Now I know Roach has lost it: Soy Milk???????

Why not Coconut milk?

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FoolThemAll

You probably drink homogenized in the secrecy of your walk-in closet.

Homogenphobe!

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Lady Sage

Chocolate Bunny Grahams anyone? Your choice of milk or milk substitute...

Ok, I will eat them all myself then. *sniff*