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skyscan 11-17-2003 10:23 PM

*set in the future* After years of diving behind me, I go down for what will be my final scuba dive.

I am at total peace with the ocean around me. The sea life and I continue ever deeper into the Ocean. Never to return to land.

*die from lack of compressed air*

drlfter 11-17-2003 11:24 PM

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I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening.
If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful.
Maybe not that dramatic, but dying weightless, preferably warm, would totally rule in a semi-consciuos situation.

CandleInTheDark 11-18-2003 05:31 PM

For a good cause.

Kyo 11-18-2003 05:34 PM

I'm not sure how I want to die - but I do know I certainly don't want to die by accident. If I'm killed, I want to be killed because someone meant to kill me, for a specific reason or purpose, beyond some street mugger just getting a little trigger happy at the wrong moment. Otherwise, a natural death with be good. Very boring, not particularly original, but not as horrible as some alternatives.

The.Lunatic 11-18-2003 06:30 PM

I think i'd like to go out in some feat that wastes a lot of money, maybe even preadator style in a latch ditch effort to kill arnold.

denton 11-21-2003 03:49 AM

Bleed to death.

shrubbery 11-21-2003 10:43 AM

When I'm at the prime at my life, so that I'll die completely happy.

Moonduck 11-21-2003 12:39 PM

I don't want to know. I consider it Life's Final Surprise.

Death: Gotcha!
Me: Dude!

In all honestly, I care little. I would prefer that it is not in some messy, visible way witnessed by my family. That's about it.

wilbjammin 11-22-2003 12:11 PM

"I used to long at times for a violent death -- as a death which excuses one from crying out at the tearing away of the soul. At other times I would dream of a protracted and constantly lucid end so that it could not be said at least that I had been taken by surprise -- in my absence -- to find out, in short... But one stifles, in the earth." - Albert Camus, January 23, 1951

yellowgowild 11-23-2003 12:49 AM

I've always wanted to be hunted down and finally killed in public as I drop a vital piece of information into someones pocket.

Cheesebreath 11-27-2003 09:15 AM

I'm never going to die, I'm going to live forever; so far, so good.
Just kidding, I'd like to die saving someone's life... or have a heart attack having sex... that's the way to go...

prosequence 11-27-2003 02:25 PM

Toenail clippers ?! No one has said toe nail clippers... hmmm, I thought that would be the first to be picked.

Sho Nuff 11-28-2003 09:27 AM

In mortal combat cutting down and endless stream of unrighteous warriors

Stare At The Sun 11-28-2003 03:32 PM

A carcrash is probably how i will die.

However, i would love to die something similar to bruce willis in Armagedon. That would be neeto. Also, A scarface esque ending wouldn't be that bad...

Though it would be nice to die w/o pain, staring at the stars on a perfect night, feeling totally at peace with God.(that is my ideal death)

whitejesus 11-28-2003 07:55 PM

on a natural high. maybe falling from a building or plane and enjoying the rush. maybe even crashing a car at an insanely high speed( 300km+) with the biggest grin on my face

MSD 11-29-2003 08:54 AM

I want to be clubbed to death by the Pope. Seriuosly, how cool would that look in an obituary?

mac Daddy 11-30-2003 08:57 PM

The best way
 
The obvious best way to die would be scuba diving. Once you pass 120 feet nitrogen narcosis starts setting in. It's like a peacefull halucination. You see and hear things that cannot be in 140 feet. Once the nitrogen levels get too high you just fall asleep and run out of air. No pain, no reality. Then you can be shark bait.

shoe 12-04-2003 07:10 PM

Besides sex exhaustion ... i think sacrificing my life for someone i love would be a beautiful way to die.

cybersharp 12-05-2003 02:34 PM

Well If you had asked me this question last year id say id want to go with a bang, or if i have a peacefull life at that time then die in my sleep. But now i think i would rather die in war, or a fight very painfully and maybe through torture hmm who knows i might learn somthing from it before i die. then at least i would or rather wouldnt be able to say that i spent my life trying tp learn and in the persuit of knowledge.

doodah 12-07-2003 12:09 AM

prolly 2 ways if i had to....

one in the arms of my one true love....

or possibly in a car accident by myself... cause i dont want anyone else to die with me....

doodah 12-07-2003 12:10 AM

also if i had to then i would want to die saving someone else it just seems so heroic.... like shoe said it

radonman 12-09-2003 08:27 AM

I think I'd want to die instantly, like diving headfirst off a cliff or something. Something that would be quick.

ashap 12-09-2003 10:17 AM

I'd like to go in an amusing way - such as having sex or like Neddy65's grandmother doing the chicken dance. I'd in the thick of (so to speak) and Bam! I'm at the pearly gates thinking to myself...what the hell?

Snakedance 12-09-2003 10:48 AM

I want to live forever.

So far so good.


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