11-07-2003, 02:03 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: YOUR MOM!!
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99 ways to die.
A curious thought, ideally how do you want to die? Painfully?
Quickly? In an amusing situation..... What are your thoughts?
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11-07-2003, 02:16 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash
Location: oregon
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i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.
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11-07-2003, 11:02 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Newlywed
Location: at home
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I want to die with my loved one next to me, peacefully, and content. There's not much more I can say than that, I don't think.
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11-07-2003, 11:46 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Desert Rat
Location: Arizona
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I want to be buried under my own pyramid with lots of treasures and have all the people I know stay in there with me
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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V |
11-08-2003, 09:01 AM | #11 (permalink) |
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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I don't want to die ....ever....but, if I have to, I want to go big!
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11-08-2003, 05:01 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: South East US
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I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.
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11-08-2003, 09:08 PM | #17 (permalink) |
Jesus Freak
Location: Following the light...
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"I've always known I'll die alone."
I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening. If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful. ...slow and painful...kind of describes my life...perhaps my life is just one long death... No matter how I die, I want to die at peace with myself and God.
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11-13-2003, 10:11 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
is Nucking Futs!
Location: On the edge of sanity
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I'd like to go in the middle of sex with my wife and her sisters.
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11-13-2003, 11:17 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
Registered User
Location: Wales, UK
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The hangover would be horrendous though if you failed. It would make you kill yourself for sure. |
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11-13-2003, 09:49 PM | #22 (permalink) |
don't ignore this-->
Location: CA
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shot out of the airlock of a spaceship without a suit
my blood will boil and i'll evaporate, and my remains would spread across the galaxy. spreading ashes is for sissies or spontaneous combustion sounds good. *poof!*
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11-13-2003, 11:41 PM | #24 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Bremerton, WA
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From somewhere out of nowhere with no warning and no pain just like that the lights are out
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11-13-2003, 11:41 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: an indelible crawl through the gutters
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I would love to die on a nice trip, and I'm not talking about going to Disneyland. Either that, or chop my head off. OR chop my head off during a nice trip. Yes, I think that will do.
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11-14-2003, 11:58 AM | #26 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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When i'm having sex, with a bomb strapped to my penis set to explode when i do.
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11-15-2003, 02:28 PM | #28 (permalink) |
Upright
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I live very close to a nuclear power plant (less than 3 mile) so i always figured we'd have some big melt down or something . Instead of waiting for the inevitably painful death I would pour myself a big glass of Jim Beam and take a couple of sleeping pills.
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11-16-2003, 04:23 AM | #31 (permalink) |
is KING!
Location: On the path to Valhalla.
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I want to go like my Great GrandFather did...
GGM,"Noble, want some more mashed potatoes?" GGF,"Sure, hon." GGM goes to kitchen and comes back with the potatoes... GGF is out like a light in his plate. This is no joke and this is how I want to go. |
11-16-2003, 05:19 PM | #32 (permalink) | |
Addict
Location: STL, MO
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probably something along the same lines as this. I kinda want to be scared. I want to see it comming and know its comming, but I want it to be quick and I don't want to feel it.
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11-17-2003, 08:13 AM | #37 (permalink) |
Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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Don't want a lingering death or to die from want of air(drowning or choking). the best way would be to die having fun. My grandmother died doing the Bird Dance---nana nananana na BANG!
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! |
11-17-2003, 09:33 PM | #39 (permalink) |
#1 Irish Fan
Location: The Burgh
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Personally i would like to die like my father did... doing something he loved. I would not mind playing basketball or football and just all of the sudden having a heart attacked and not feeling any pain dieing. There is no pain and you spend your last seconds on earth doing something you love
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11-17-2003, 10:02 PM | #40 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: a darkened back alley
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I am almost certain that my death will be caused by a heart attack or stroke. There's such a history of heart disease in my family that I don't feel I can escape it short of willfully choosing when my light goes out.
I wouldn't want to have that heart attack when in bed with my girlfriend. I wouldn't want her to live with that. I'd rather be lifting supplies onto my personal yacht, or something else enjoyable. |
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