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Old 11-07-2003, 02:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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99 ways to die.

A curious thought, ideally how do you want to die? Painfully?
Quickly? In an amusing situation.....
What are your thoughts?
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Old 11-07-2003, 02:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.
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Old 11-07-2003, 02:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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Old 11-07-2003, 02:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i want to be dropped into a pit of beautiful horny teenage cheerleaders and die of exhaustion.
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Old 11-07-2003, 08:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Clarkson U.
I want to be a martyr....

Actually, I think that I would want to die... in a big explosion or something. Get my 15 mins of fame right at the end.
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Old 11-07-2003, 10:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Iowa...sometimes
I think peacful, in my sleep.

PS - Awesome reference to a Megadeth song. They might have covered it, but it is the version I am most familiar with.
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Old 11-07-2003, 11:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: at home
I want to die with my loved one next to me, peacefully, and content. There's not much more I can say than that, I don't think.
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Old 11-07-2003, 11:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
I want to be buried under my own pyramid with lots of treasures and have all the people I know stay in there with me
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Old 11-08-2003, 12:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
o that is so bad

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Old 11-08-2003, 08:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Oakville, Ontario
I want my death to be remembered. So I suppose I would want to die in some incredibly heroic feat, or something incredibly stupid so I at least win a Darwin award.
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Old 11-08-2003, 09:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: in a van down by the river
I don't want to die ....ever....but, if I have to, I want to go big!
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Old 11-08-2003, 05:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: South East US
I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.
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Old 11-08-2003, 05:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: Barrie, Ontario
In my sleep, of an extremely old age...
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Old 11-08-2003, 05:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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anyone have a pic from that scene in Monty Pyton's The Meaning Of Life?
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Old 11-08-2003, 05:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Some tragic bathroom accident, yeah that’s the ticket
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Old 11-08-2003, 06:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: Katy, TX
I want to die on a very chilly and extremely cloudy day. I do want to have a quick death though.
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Old 11-08-2003, 09:08 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: Following the light...
"I've always known I'll die alone."

I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening.
If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful.

...slow and painful...kind of describes my life...perhaps my life is just one long death...

No matter how I die, I want to die at peace with myself and God.
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Old 11-12-2003, 06:43 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Davidson College, NC
Meaningfully. That's how I want to die. For God, or after a long, fulfilling life. One of those two.
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Old 11-13-2003, 10:11 AM   #19 (permalink)
is Nucking Futs!
 
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Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Damn it! Someone beat me to it!

I'd like to go in the middle of sex with my wife and her sisters.
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Old 11-13-2003, 11:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Wales, UK
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I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.
I agree nirol. That would be the best way

The hangover would be horrendous though if you failed. It would make you kill yourself for sure.
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Old 11-13-2003, 01:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i want to go fast and furious, not Slow and painfully.
OUT WITH A BANG
then layed out next to my husband. together forever,,thats the way we want it
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Old 11-13-2003, 09:49 PM   #22 (permalink)
don't ignore this-->
 
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shot out of the airlock of a spaceship without a suit

my blood will boil and i'll evaporate, and my remains would spread across the galaxy. spreading ashes is for sissies

or spontaneous combustion sounds good. *poof!*
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Old 11-13-2003, 11:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: USA
I do think we are already dead.
As far as directly responding to the question, I'm quite satisfied with the way I will die.
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Old 11-13-2003, 11:41 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Location: Bremerton, WA
From somewhere out of nowhere with no warning and no pain just like that the lights are out
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Old 11-13-2003, 11:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: an indelible crawl through the gutters
I would love to die on a nice trip, and I'm not talking about going to Disneyland. Either that, or chop my head off. OR chop my head off during a nice trip. Yes, I think that will do.
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:58 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
When i'm having sex, with a bomb strapped to my penis set to explode when i do.
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Old 11-14-2003, 09:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Location: New York
I've always thought if I had to die, it would be great during a feat of heroism.

Or peacefully in my sleep works too.
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Old 11-15-2003, 02:28 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I live very close to a nuclear power plant (less than 3 mile) so i always figured we'd have some big melt down or something . Instead of waiting for the inevitably painful death I would pour myself a big glass of Jim Beam and take a couple of sleeping pills.
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Old 11-15-2003, 05:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I would like to die only after having lived fully. Which leads me to wonder if I will ever be ready to die...
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Old 11-16-2003, 04:04 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: Where You Live.
i want to die whilst playing a guitar solo so fast it makes my head explode. i WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
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Old 11-16-2003, 04:23 AM   #31 (permalink)
is KING!
 
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Location: On the path to Valhalla.
I want to go like my Great GrandFather did...
GGM,"Noble, want some more mashed potatoes?"
GGF,"Sure, hon."
GGM goes to kitchen and comes back with the potatoes...
GGF is out like a light in his plate.
This is no joke and this is how I want to go.
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Old 11-16-2003, 05:19 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Location: STL, MO
Quote:
Originally posted by anti fishstick
i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.

probably something along the same lines as this. I kinda want to be scared. I want to see it comming and know its comming, but I want it to be quick and I don't want to feel it.
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Old 11-16-2003, 06:25 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2003, 07:48 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I want to save a bunch of kids out of a burning building. then die of smoke inhalation.
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:24 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Location: Meeshagain
Easy. I want people to remember me, and my kids to have something to tell their kids about, so hopefully I'll save some kids or old people and a dog or something from a burning building.
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:33 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Location: crazy... would you like to join?
i would like to die peacefully... in my sleep sounds wonderful... but i would love to die at the playboy mansion... that would fucking rule!
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Old 11-17-2003, 08:13 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
Don't want a lingering death or to die from want of air(drowning or choking). the best way would be to die having fun. My grandmother died doing the Bird Dance---nana nananana na BANG!
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:58 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Location: YOUR MOM!!
Neddy.... dats funny ... no offense... but funny
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Old 11-17-2003, 09:33 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Location: The Burgh
Personally i would like to die like my father did... doing something he loved. I would not mind playing basketball or football and just all of the sudden having a heart attacked and not feeling any pain dieing. There is no pain and you spend your last seconds on earth doing something you love
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Old 11-17-2003, 10:02 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Location: a darkened back alley
I am almost certain that my death will be caused by a heart attack or stroke. There's such a history of heart disease in my family that I don't feel I can escape it short of willfully choosing when my light goes out.

I wouldn't want to have that heart attack when in bed with my girlfriend. I wouldn't want her to live with that. I'd rather be lifting supplies onto my personal yacht, or something else enjoyable.
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