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prosequence 11-07-2003 02:03 PM

99 ways to die.
 
A curious thought, ideally how do you want to die? Painfully?
Quickly? In an amusing situation.....
What are your thoughts?

anti fishstick 11-07-2003 02:16 PM

i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.

CSflim 11-07-2003 02:17 PM

Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Jynx 11-07-2003 02:49 PM

focl @ csfilm

i want to be dropped into a pit of beautiful horny teenage cheerleaders and die of exhaustion.

krwlz 11-07-2003 08:10 PM

I want to be a martyr....

Actually, I think that I would want to die... in a big explosion or something. Get my 15 mins of fame right at the end.

BuddyHawks 11-07-2003 10:55 PM

I think peacful, in my sleep.

PS - Awesome reference to a Megadeth song. They might have covered it, but it is the version I am most familiar with.

sillygirl 11-07-2003 11:02 PM

I want to die with my loved one next to me, peacefully, and content. There's not much more I can say than that, I don't think.

spived2 11-07-2003 11:46 PM

I want to be buried under my own pyramid with lots of treasures and have all the people I know stay in there with me :)

dragon2fire 11-08-2003 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

o that is so bad

:D

Mr. Moe 11-08-2003 08:46 AM

I want my death to be remembered. So I suppose I would want to die in some incredibly heroic feat, or something incredibly stupid so I at least win a Darwin award.

Midnight_Son 11-08-2003 09:01 AM

I don't want to die ....ever....but, if I have to, I want to go big!

nirol 11-08-2003 05:01 PM

I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.

Baldrick 11-08-2003 05:09 PM

In my sleep, of an extremely old age...

CSflim 11-08-2003 05:13 PM

anyone have a pic from that scene in Monty Pyton's The Meaning Of Life?

Dilbert1234567 11-08-2003 05:40 PM

Some tragic bathroom accident, yeah that’s the ticket

Manorotsky 11-08-2003 06:17 PM

I want to die on a very chilly and extremely cloudy day. I do want to have a quick death though.

ForgottenKnight 11-08-2003 09:08 PM

"I've always known I'll die alone."

I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening.
If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful.

...slow and painful...kind of describes my life...perhaps my life is just one long death...

No matter how I die, I want to die at peace with myself and God.

Eldaire 11-12-2003 06:43 PM

Meaningfully. That's how I want to die. For God, or after a long, fulfilling life. One of those two.

Dano069 11-13-2003 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Damn it! Someone beat me to it!

I'd like to go in the middle of sex with my wife and her sisters. :thumbsup:

wannabenakid247 11-13-2003 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nirol
I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.
I agree nirol. That would be the best way :thumbsup:

The hangover would be horrendous though if you failed. It would make you kill yourself for sure.

lisal 11-13-2003 01:11 PM

i want to go fast and furious, not Slow and painfully.
OUT WITH A BANG :)
then layed out next to my husband. together forever,,thats the way we want it

bermuDa 11-13-2003 09:49 PM

shot out of the airlock of a spaceship without a suit

my blood will boil and i'll evaporate, and my remains would spread across the galaxy. spreading ashes is for sissies :p

or spontaneous combustion sounds good. *poof!*

ARTelevision 11-13-2003 11:16 PM

I do think we are already dead.
As far as directly responding to the question, I'm quite satisfied with the way I will die.

SirGoreaxe 11-13-2003 11:41 PM

From somewhere out of nowhere with no warning and no pain just like that the lights are out

taliendo 11-13-2003 11:41 PM

I would love to die on a nice trip, and I'm not talking about going to Disneyland. Either that, or chop my head off. OR chop my head off during a nice trip. Yes, I think that will do.

thejoker130 11-14-2003 11:58 AM

When i'm having sex, with a bomb strapped to my penis set to explode when i do.

aa1037 11-14-2003 09:24 PM

I've always thought if I had to die, it would be great during a feat of heroism.

Or peacefully in my sleep works too.

rainbow 11-15-2003 02:28 PM

I live very close to a nuclear power plant (less than 3 mile) so i always figured we'd have some big melt down or something . Instead of waiting for the inevitably painful death I would pour myself a big glass of Jim Beam and take a couple of sleeping pills.

wilbjammin 11-15-2003 05:16 PM

I would like to die only after having lived fully. Which leads me to wonder if I will ever be ready to die...

vonstalhein 11-16-2003 04:04 AM

i want to die whilst playing a guitar solo so fast it makes my head explode. i WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

bparker805 11-16-2003 04:23 AM

I want to go like my Great GrandFather did...
GGM,"Noble, want some more mashed potatoes?"
GGF,"Sure, hon."
GGM goes to kitchen and comes back with the potatoes...
GGF is out like a light in his plate.
This is no joke and this is how I want to go.

31Friction 11-16-2003 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anti fishstick
i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.

probably something along the same lines as this. I kinda want to be scared. I want to see it comming and know its comming, but I want it to be quick and I don't want to feel it.

hy_ 11-16-2003 06:25 PM

feel no pain.

orange monkeyee 11-16-2003 07:48 PM

I want to save a bunch of kids out of a burning building. then die of smoke inhalation.

emphant 11-17-2003 01:24 AM

Easy. I want people to remember me, and my kids to have something to tell their kids about, so hopefully I'll save some kids or old people and a dog or something from a burning building.

j03th3j3w 11-17-2003 01:33 AM

i would like to die peacefully... in my sleep sounds wonderful... but i would love to die at the playboy mansion... that would fucking rule!

neddy65 11-17-2003 08:13 AM

Don't want a lingering death or to die from want of air(drowning or choking). the best way would be to die having fun. My grandmother died doing the Bird Dance---nana nananana na BANG!

prosequence 11-17-2003 12:58 PM

Neddy.... dats funny ... no offense... but funny

heccubusiv 11-17-2003 09:33 PM

Personally i would like to die like my father did... doing something he loved. I would not mind playing basketball or football and just all of the sudden having a heart attacked and not feeling any pain dieing. There is no pain and you spend your last seconds on earth doing something you love

Bloodslick 11-17-2003 10:02 PM

I am almost certain that my death will be caused by a heart attack or stroke. There's such a history of heart disease in my family that I don't feel I can escape it short of willfully choosing when my light goes out.

I wouldn't want to have that heart attack when in bed with my girlfriend. I wouldn't want her to live with that. I'd rather be lifting supplies onto my personal yacht, or something else enjoyable.


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