99 ways to die.
 

A curious thought, ideally how do you want to die? Painfully?
Quickly? In an amusing situation.....
What are your thoughts?

i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.

Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

focl @ csfilm

i want to be dropped into a pit of beautiful horny teenage cheerleaders and die of exhaustion.

I want to be a martyr....

Actually, I think that I would want to die... in a big explosion or something. Get my 15 mins of fame right at the end.

I think peacful, in my sleep.

PS - Awesome reference to a Megadeth song. They might have covered it, but it is the version I am most familiar with.

I want to die with my loved one next to me, peacefully, and content. There's not much more I can say than that, I don't think.

I want to be buried under my own pyramid with lots of treasures and have all the people I know stay in there with me :)

o that is so bad

:D

I want my death to be remembered. So I suppose I would want to die in some incredibly heroic feat, or something incredibly stupid so I at least win a Darwin award.

I don't want to die ....ever....but, if I have to, I want to go big!

I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.

In my sleep, of an extremely old age...

anyone have a pic from that scene in Monty Pyton's The Meaning Of Life?

Some tragic bathroom accident, yeah that’s the ticket

I want to die on a very chilly and extremely cloudy day. I do want to have a quick death though.

"I've always known I'll die alone."

I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening.
If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful.

...slow and painful...kind of describes my life...perhaps my life is just one long death...

No matter how I die, I want to die at peace with myself and God.

Meaningfully. That's how I want to die. For God, or after a long, fulfilling life. One of those two.

Damn it! Someone beat me to it!

I'd like to go in the middle of sex with my wife and her sisters. :thumbsup:

I agree nirol. That would be the best way :thumbsup:

The hangover would be horrendous though if you failed. It would make you kill yourself for sure.

i want to go fast and furious, not Slow and painfully.
OUT WITH A BANG :)
then layed out next to my husband. together forever,,thats the way we want it

shot out of the airlock of a spaceship without a suit

my blood will boil and i'll evaporate, and my remains would spread across the galaxy. spreading ashes is for sissies :p

or spontaneous combustion sounds good. *poof!*

I do think we are already dead.
As far as directly responding to the question, I'm quite satisfied with the way I will die.

From somewhere out of nowhere with no warning and no pain just like that the lights are out

I would love to die on a nice trip, and I'm not talking about going to Disneyland. Either that, or chop my head off. OR chop my head off during a nice trip. Yes, I think that will do.

When i'm having sex, with a bomb strapped to my penis set to explode when i do.

I've always thought if I had to die, it would be great during a feat of heroism.

Or peacefully in my sleep works too.

I live very close to a nuclear power plant (less than 3 mile) so i always figured we'd have some big melt down or something . Instead of waiting for the inevitably painful death I would pour myself a big glass of Jim Beam and take a couple of sleeping pills.

I would like to die only after having lived fully. Which leads me to wonder if I will ever be ready to die...

i want to die whilst playing a guitar solo so fast it makes my head explode. i WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

I want to go like my Great GrandFather did...
GGM,"Noble, want some more mashed potatoes?"
GGF,"Sure, hon."
GGM goes to kitchen and comes back with the potatoes...
GGF is out like a light in his plate.
This is no joke and this is how I want to go.

probably something along the same lines as this. I kinda want to be scared. I want to see it comming and know its comming, but I want it to be quick and I don't want to feel it.

feel no pain.

I want to save a bunch of kids out of a burning building. then die of smoke inhalation.

Easy. I want people to remember me, and my kids to have something to tell their kids about, so hopefully I'll save some kids or old people and a dog or something from a burning building.

i would like to die peacefully... in my sleep sounds wonderful... but i would love to die at the playboy mansion... that would fucking rule!

Don't want a lingering death or to die from want of air(drowning or choking). the best way would be to die having fun. My grandmother died doing the Bird Dance---nana nananana na BANG!

Neddy.... dats funny ... no offense... but funny

Personally i would like to die like my father did... doing something he loved. I would not mind playing basketball or football and just all of the sudden having a heart attacked and not feeling any pain dieing. There is no pain and you spend your last seconds on earth doing something you love

I am almost certain that my death will be caused by a heart attack or stroke. There's such a history of heart disease in my family that I don't feel I can escape it short of willfully choosing when my light goes out.

I wouldn't want to have that heart attack when in bed with my girlfriend. I wouldn't want her to live with that. I'd rather be lifting supplies onto my personal yacht, or something else enjoyable.

*set in the future* After years of diving behind me, I go down for what will be my final scuba dive.

I am at total peace with the ocean around me. The sea life and I continue ever deeper into the Ocean. Never to return to land.

*die from lack of compressed air*

Maybe not that dramatic, but dying weightless, preferably warm, would totally rule in a semi-consciuos situation.

For a good cause.

I'm not sure how I want to die - but I do know I certainly don't want to die by accident. If I'm killed, I want to be killed because someone meant to kill me, for a specific reason or purpose, beyond some street mugger just getting a little trigger happy at the wrong moment. Otherwise, a natural death with be good. Very boring, not particularly original, but not as horrible as some alternatives.

I think i'd like to go out in some feat that wastes a lot of money, maybe even preadator style in a latch ditch effort to kill arnold.

Bleed to death.

When I'm at the prime at my life, so that I'll die completely happy.

I don't want to know. I consider it Life's Final Surprise.

Death: Gotcha!
Me: Dude!

In all honestly, I care little. I would prefer that it is not in some messy, visible way witnessed by my family. That's about it.

"I used to long at times for a violent death -- as a death which excuses one from crying out at the tearing away of the soul. At other times I would dream of a protracted and constantly lucid end so that it could not be said at least that I had been taken by surprise -- in my absence -- to find out, in short... But one stifles, in the earth." - Albert Camus, January 23, 1951

I've always wanted to be hunted down and finally killed in public as I drop a vital piece of information into someones pocket.

I'm never going to die, I'm going to live forever; so far, so good.
Just kidding, I'd like to die saving someone's life... or have a heart attack having sex... that's the way to go...

Toenail clippers ?! No one has said toe nail clippers... hmmm, I thought that would be the first to be picked.

In mortal combat cutting down and endless stream of unrighteous warriors

A carcrash is probably how i will die.

However, i would love to die something similar to bruce willis in Armagedon. That would be neeto. Also, A scarface esque ending wouldn't be that bad...

Though it would be nice to die w/o pain, staring at the stars on a perfect night, feeling totally at peace with God.(that is my ideal death)

on a natural high. maybe falling from a building or plane and enjoying the rush. maybe even crashing a car at an insanely high speed( 300km+) with the biggest grin on my face

I want to be clubbed to death by the Pope. Seriuosly, how cool would that look in an obituary?

The best way
 

The obvious best way to die would be scuba diving. Once you pass 120 feet nitrogen narcosis starts setting in. It's like a peacefull halucination. You see and hear things that cannot be in 140 feet. Once the nitrogen levels get too high you just fall asleep and run out of air. No pain, no reality. Then you can be shark bait.

Besides sex exhaustion ... i think sacrificing my life for someone i love would be a beautiful way to die.

Well If you had asked me this question last year id say id want to go with a bang, or if i have a peacefull life at that time then die in my sleep. But now i think i would rather die in war, or a fight very painfully and maybe through torture hmm who knows i might learn somthing from it before i die. then at least i would or rather wouldnt be able to say that i spent my life trying tp learn and in the persuit of knowledge.

prolly 2 ways if i had to....

one in the arms of my one true love....

or possibly in a car accident by myself... cause i dont want anyone else to die with me....

also if i had to then i would want to die saving someone else it just seems so heroic.... like shoe said it

I think I'd want to die instantly, like diving headfirst off a cliff or something. Something that would be quick.

I'd like to go in an amusing way - such as having sex or like Neddy65's grandmother doing the chicken dance. I'd in the thick of (so to speak) and Bam! I'm at the pearly gates thinking to myself...what the hell?

I want to live forever.

So far so good.