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Halx · 12-04-2003, 11:28 AM

Hi, my name is Hal, and I like to drive like a crazy.

All them cops, they always wanna chase me.

Hit the 270 degree onramp at 80

Screechin' tires the whole way like I'm evading

Chika chika chika

Other drives on the road beware

With the dust in my wake, you'll know I'm there

Swervin' in and out of the fast lane

With my dropped car and my terminal back pain (not really)

Thousands of dollars in visual mods

When it comes to car drivin, I'm one of the Gods

Yeah Yeah

All the horsepower under your roof wont save you

I drive my Honda tight, Uh huh, I will shake you

Seven crowded miles from here... to there

Freeways aint shit for a man of my air

People say "Hal, slow down a bit, eh?"

Fuck that fuckin' shit, driving crazy makes my day.

GakFace · 12-04-2003, 11:30 AM

hmmm....

Damn Straight Hal!

Though I just prefer to slide around left turns with my brakes on... gliding over the ice...

Tech · 12-04-2003, 03:01 PM

it's the next Ludicris...

wrongfullyaccuzd · 12-05-2003, 09:18 AM

Haha nice, Hal..
I love fast highway driving more than anything else, Gumball Rally type stuff...
I know it's not me, but my friend is God in the snow with his WRX.

Scorps · 12-05-2003, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GakFace
hmmm....

Damn Straight Hal!

Though I just prefer to slide around left turns with my brakes on... gliding over the ice...

My van doesn't like ICE....I can 1080's

sky_driver · 12-05-2003, 11:03 AM

Hey Hal...
I like your rap
an that ain't crap
but the best thing for me
is the TFP

Sorry, but I just had to do it

castex · 12-05-2003, 11:24 AM

well i'm just nuts when it comes to driving cars,
i'll drift around a corner and the girls all wave their bra's.
I've written-off two citroëns, one I drove into a volvo -
the other well i wrung its neck, it died not all that long ago.

I've spun a lot since then, I've screeched and smoked around this land
I've seen the coppers chasing; I've been stopped and fined and banned.
One thing I've learned from all these scrapes is power must come in stages.
I'm at stage 12 and climbing fast, just like my dials and gauges...

JusticeForPhat · 12-10-2003, 09:04 PM

no lyrical ability . . .
but i got my 91 acclaim to drift around a traffic circle up in Mass. One full run, little bit of left foot braking and a lot of over-revving the engine.

Insert some biotch comments here to make up my lack of rap-ittude

silent_jay · 12-10-2003, 10:35 PM

go fast or go home wooooooooooooooooooooooo

thadon · 12-11-2003, 01:26 PM

now that is what I call ghetto poetry, good stuff

Mephisto2 · 12-11-2003, 09:52 PM

You know what's crazy?

I drive a $56,000 330HP turbo-charged XR-6.

And I don't break the speed-limit.

Mr Mephisto

Jam · 12-11-2003, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
You know what's crazy?

I drive a $56,000 330HP turbo-charged XR-6.

And I don't break the speed-limit.

Mr Mephisto

thats good

driving crazy fast isnt smart.. a bit over is fine...

castex · 12-13-2003, 02:56 AM

Yes, yes, very good...Next!

1337haxor · 12-13-2003, 07:59 PM

I drive my 2.5 ton SUV like a sports car

-Robert

RaDiAn · 12-13-2003, 08:53 PM

I drive my motorcycle ...it drive so much better in a turns. Every once in a while I will get the old corsica tires sqealing good! LOL

bollocks · 12-14-2003, 11:16 AM

Im a bad driver, I love driving fast. It feels wrong to me when i'm on a big straight and there's a 30mph speed limit. I don't exactly scream passed schools and stuff, I just don't drive slow. I've swung my Alpina B3's ass out a good few times aswell.

TheClarkster · 12-16-2003, 01:02 AM

Living in the same town as Hal, I'm very surprised I haven't encountered him flying by me on an onramp.

Rippley · 12-16-2003, 05:12 AM

Snowy night. Plaza in front of the Royal Palace in Copenhagen. Powerslide all the way around the statue in the middle of the plaza. Surprised Guards...

Weeeee!!

Insert Gangsigns and expletives here...

12-04-2003, 11:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Brag about your driving skills/insanity Hi, my name is Hal, and I like to drive like a crazy. All them cops, they always wanna chase me. Hit the 270 degree onramp at 80 Screechin' tires the whole way like I'm evading Chika chika chika Other drives on the road beware With the dust in my wake, you'll know I'm there Swervin' in and out of the fast lane With my dropped car and my terminal back pain (not really) Thousands of dollars in visual mods When it comes to car drivin, I'm one of the Gods Yeah Yeah All the horsepower under your roof wont save you I drive my Honda tight, Uh huh, I will shake you Seven crowded miles from here... to there Freeways aint shit for a man of my air People say "Hal, slow down a bit, eh?" Fuck that fuckin' shit, driving crazy makes my day. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

12-04-2003, 11:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	hmmm.... Damn Straight Hal! Though I just prefer to slide around left turns with my brakes on... gliding over the ice... __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

12-04-2003, 03:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tech Addict Location: Baltimore MD	it's the next Ludicris... __________________ -Tim- ~I swear sometimes i feel like i'm married to a child. ~You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois, cause if i'm a child than you know what that makes you? a pedophile. and i'll be damned if i'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

12-10-2003, 10:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	go fast or go home wooooooooooooooooooooooo __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

12-14-2003, 11:16 AM	#16 (permalink)
bollocks Insane Location: Leeds, UK	Im a bad driver, I love driving fast. It feels wrong to me when i'm on a big straight and there's a 30mph speed limit. I don't exactly scream passed schools and stuff, I just don't drive slow. I've swung my Alpina B3's ass out a good few times aswell. __________________ Why's Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

12-05-2003, 09:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
wrongfullyaccuzd Addict Location: NoVA	Haha nice, Hal.. I love fast highway driving more than anything else, Gumball Rally type stuff... I know it's not me, but my friend is God in the snow with his WRX.

12-05-2003, 11:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	Hey Hal... I like your rap an that ain't crap but the best thing for me is the TFP Sorry, but I just had to do it

12-05-2003, 11:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	well i'm just nuts when it comes to driving cars, i'll drift around a corner and the girls all wave their bra's. I've written-off two citroëns, one I drove into a volvo - the other well i wrung its neck, it died not all that long ago. I've spun a lot since then, I've screeched and smoked around this land I've seen the coppers chasing; I've been stopped and fined and banned. One thing I've learned from all these scrapes is power must come in stages. I'm at stage 12 and climbing fast, just like my dials and gauges...

12-10-2003, 09:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
JusticeForPhat Crazy Location: Philly	no lyrical ability . . . but i got my 91 acclaim to drift around a traffic circle up in Mass. One full run, little bit of left foot braking and a lot of over-revving the engine. Insert some biotch comments here to make up my lack of rap-ittude

12-11-2003, 01:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
thadon Cruisin thru life Location: Alpharetta, GA	now that is what I call ghetto poetry, good stuff

12-11-2003, 09:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	You know what's crazy? I drive a $56,000 330HP turbo-charged XR-6. And I don't break the speed-limit. Mr Mephisto

12-13-2003, 02:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Yes, yes, very good...Next!

12-13-2003, 07:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
1337haxor Insane Location: PA	I drive my 2.5 ton SUV like a sports car -Robert

12-13-2003, 08:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
RaDiAn Addict	I drive my motorcycle ...it drive so much better in a turns. Every once in a while I will get the old corsica tires sqealing good! LOL

12-16-2003, 01:02 AM	#17 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	Living in the same town as Hal, I'm very surprised I haven't encountered him flying by me on an onramp. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

12-16-2003, 05:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
Rippley Insane	Snowy night. Plaza in front of the Royal Palace in Copenhagen. Powerslide all the way around the statue in the middle of the plaza. Surprised Guards... Weeeee!! Insert Gangsigns and expletives here... __________________ roadrazer - 300kgs, 300hp = pure fun.