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Brag about your driving skills/insanity
Hi, my name is Hal, and I like to drive like a crazy.
All them cops, they always wanna chase me. Hit the 270 degree onramp at 80 Screechin' tires the whole way like I'm evading Chika chika chika Other drives on the road beware With the dust in my wake, you'll know I'm there Swervin' in and out of the fast lane With my dropped car and my terminal back pain (not really) Thousands of dollars in visual mods When it comes to car drivin, I'm one of the Gods Yeah Yeah All the horsepower under your roof wont save you I drive my Honda tight, Uh huh, I will shake you Seven crowded miles from here... to there Freeways aint shit for a man of my air People say "Hal, slow down a bit, eh?" Fuck that fuckin' shit, driving crazy makes my day. |
hmmm.... :)
Damn Straight Hal! :) Though I just prefer to slide around left turns with my brakes on... gliding over the ice... ;) |
it's the next Ludicris... :D
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Haha nice, Hal..
I love fast highway driving more than anything else, Gumball Rally type stuff... I know it's not me, but my friend is God in the snow with his WRX. |
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Hey Hal...
I like your rap an that ain't crap but the best thing for me is the TFP Sorry, but I just had to do it |
well i'm just nuts when it comes to driving cars,
i'll drift around a corner and the girls all wave their bra's. I've written-off two citroëns, one I drove into a volvo - the other well i wrung its neck, it died not all that long ago. I've spun a lot since then, I've screeched and smoked around this land I've seen the coppers chasing; I've been stopped and fined and banned. One thing I've learned from all these scrapes is power must come in stages. I'm at stage 12 and climbing fast, just like my dials and gauges... |
no lyrical ability . . .
but i got my 91 acclaim to drift around a traffic circle up in Mass. One full run, little bit of left foot braking and a lot of over-revving the engine. Insert some biotch comments here to make up my lack of rap-ittude |
go fast or go home wooooooooooooooooooooooo
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now that is what I call ghetto poetry, good stuff
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You know what's crazy?
I drive a $56,000 330HP turbo-charged XR-6. And I don't break the speed-limit. :) Mr Mephisto |
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Yes, yes, very good...Next!
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I drive my 2.5 ton SUV like a sports car :D
-Robert |
I drive my motorcycle ...it drive so much better in a turns. Every once in a while I will get the old corsica tires sqealing good! LOL
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Im a bad driver, I love driving fast. It feels wrong to me when i'm on a big straight and there's a 30mph speed limit. I don't exactly scream passed schools and stuff, I just don't drive slow. I've swung my Alpina B3's ass out a good few times aswell.
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Living in the same town as Hal, I'm very surprised I haven't encountered him flying by me on an onramp.
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Snowy night. Plaza in front of the Royal Palace in Copenhagen. Powerslide all the way around the statue in the middle of the plaza. Surprised Guards...:D Weeeee!!
Insert Gangsigns and expletives here...;) |
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