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Halx 12-04-2003 11:28 AM

Brag about your driving skills/insanity
 
Hi, my name is Hal, and I like to drive like a crazy.

All them cops, they always wanna chase me.

Hit the 270 degree onramp at 80

Screechin' tires the whole way like I'm evading

Chika chika chika

Other drives on the road beware

With the dust in my wake, you'll know I'm there

Swervin' in and out of the fast lane

With my dropped car and my terminal back pain (not really)

Thousands of dollars in visual mods

When it comes to car drivin, I'm one of the Gods

Yeah Yeah

All the horsepower under your roof wont save you

I drive my Honda tight, Uh huh, I will shake you

Seven crowded miles from here... to there

Freeways aint shit for a man of my air

People say "Hal, slow down a bit, eh?"

Fuck that fuckin' shit, driving crazy makes my day.

GakFace 12-04-2003 11:30 AM

hmmm.... :)

Damn Straight Hal! :)

Though I just prefer to slide around left turns with my brakes on... gliding over the ice... ;)

Tech 12-04-2003 03:01 PM

it's the next Ludicris... :D

wrongfullyaccuzd 12-05-2003 09:18 AM

Haha nice, Hal..
I love fast highway driving more than anything else, Gumball Rally type stuff...
I know it's not me, but my friend is God in the snow with his WRX.

Scorps 12-05-2003 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GakFace
hmmm.... :)

Damn Straight Hal! :)

Though I just prefer to slide around left turns with my brakes on... gliding over the ice... ;)

My van doesn't like ICE....I can 1080's

sky_driver 12-05-2003 11:03 AM

Hey Hal...
I like your rap
an that ain't crap
but the best thing for me
is the TFP

Sorry, but I just had to do it

castex 12-05-2003 11:24 AM

well i'm just nuts when it comes to driving cars,
i'll drift around a corner and the girls all wave their bra's.
I've written-off two citroëns, one I drove into a volvo -
the other well i wrung its neck, it died not all that long ago.

I've spun a lot since then, I've screeched and smoked around this land
I've seen the coppers chasing; I've been stopped and fined and banned.
One thing I've learned from all these scrapes is power must come in stages.
I'm at stage 12 and climbing fast, just like my dials and gauges...

JusticeForPhat 12-10-2003 09:04 PM

no lyrical ability . . .
but i got my 91 acclaim to drift around a traffic circle up in Mass. One full run, little bit of left foot braking and a lot of over-revving the engine.

Insert some biotch comments here to make up my lack of rap-ittude

silent_jay 12-10-2003 10:35 PM

go fast or go home wooooooooooooooooooooooo

thadon 12-11-2003 01:26 PM

now that is what I call ghetto poetry, good stuff

Mephisto2 12-11-2003 09:52 PM

You know what's crazy?

I drive a $56,000 330HP turbo-charged XR-6.

And I don't break the speed-limit.

:)

Mr Mephisto

Jam 12-11-2003 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
You know what's crazy?

I drive a $56,000 330HP turbo-charged XR-6.

And I don't break the speed-limit.

:)

Mr Mephisto

thats good :) driving crazy fast isnt smart.. a bit over is fine...

castex 12-13-2003 02:56 AM

Yes, yes, very good...Next!

1337haxor 12-13-2003 07:59 PM

I drive my 2.5 ton SUV like a sports car :D

-Robert

RaDiAn 12-13-2003 08:53 PM

I drive my motorcycle ...it drive so much better in a turns. Every once in a while I will get the old corsica tires sqealing good! LOL

bollocks 12-14-2003 11:16 AM

Im a bad driver, I love driving fast. It feels wrong to me when i'm on a big straight and there's a 30mph speed limit. I don't exactly scream passed schools and stuff, I just don't drive slow. I've swung my Alpina B3's ass out a good few times aswell.

TheClarkster 12-16-2003 01:02 AM

Living in the same town as Hal, I'm very surprised I haven't encountered him flying by me on an onramp.

Rippley 12-16-2003 05:12 AM

Snowy night. Plaza in front of the Royal Palace in Copenhagen. Powerslide all the way around the statue in the middle of the plaza. Surprised Guards...:D Weeeee!!

Insert Gangsigns and expletives here...;)


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