Brag about your driving skills/insanity
Hi, my name is Hal, and I like to drive like a crazy.
All them cops, they always wanna chase me.
Hit the 270 degree onramp at 80
Screechin' tires the whole way like I'm evading
Chika chika chika
Other drives on the road beware
With the dust in my wake, you'll know I'm there
Swervin' in and out of the fast lane
With my dropped car and my terminal back pain (not really)
Thousands of dollars in visual mods
When it comes to car drivin, I'm one of the Gods
Yeah Yeah
All the horsepower under your roof wont save you
I drive my Honda tight, Uh huh, I will shake you
Seven crowded miles from here... to there
Freeways aint shit for a man of my air
People say "Hal, slow down a bit, eh?"
Fuck that fuckin' shit, driving crazy makes my day.
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