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Old 03-31-2004, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Urinal vs. Toilet (Question and Poll)

My fellow men,

I was at school and had to avail myself of the facilities and while I was washing my hands afterwards, in walks a gentleman and into a stall he goes to urinate.

This even while there is a perfectly good urinal available.


Why do some of you do this?

I am really curious and I didn't think I could ask the guy at school...
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I use the urinal. It is possible that he had to break wind, or didn't want to violate the universal urinal code, which is to try and leave at least one space between you and the guy next to you, unless dividers are present, or a game is in progress.
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"This even while there is a perfectly good urinal available"

Well, there goes the theory of breaking the code, or a backed up / not flushed urinal.

Maybe hes just really wierd... dunno
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nope, nope, no reason not to use it.

No one beside him, not dirty, not backed up.
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I like to feel like im at home, so i use the toilet if i can. The only bad thing is worrying about the right angle, so there is no splashing from the urinal.
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I use the toilet, just as a preference.
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Old 03-31-2004, 11:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It's just a matter of privacy for me.

I'm a pretty liberal guy, but I'm also pretty private. I never really feel "right" when I have to use the urinal.

Not only that, but I know some fellows get a little out of hand when they use the urinal. I've seen it. Backsplash, bad aim, et cetera.
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Privacy, not to mention that urinals can splash if you're not careful.

Not that I CAN'T use the urinal....but why would you when there's something more private?
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Privacy, not to mention that urinals can splash if you're not careful.
Yep. I have this "stage fright" thing so I gotta go in an enclosed space.
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Old 04-01-2004, 02:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I too have have a mild form of paruresis. I have to take the stall every time as I can't use the urinals.

Some people have to actually catheterize (sp?) themselves to be able to urinate in public restrooms.

Google for paruresis for more information.
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Old 04-01-2004, 06:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If the urinals don't have dividers that are high enough that the person next to me can't see my wang I won't use it and will opt for a stall instead. I like my privacy.
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I use the urinal, pissing isnt something I feel the need to be private about. Maybe he was wanking it...
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Old 04-01-2004, 03:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Toilet.

I really hate the urinals that go all the way to the ground. Why would someone want to piss on their shoes?
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Old 04-02-2004, 05:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Yep. I have this "stage fright" thing so I gotta go in an enclosed space.
This is actually more common than you might think. Some people have it all their lives, for others it comes and goes. I had the problem in my teen years -- I could use a urinal, but I had to really force the piss out if anybody was nearby -- but it stopped afterwards and never came back.

These days, I prefer a urinal, mainly because it's just easier and also because I get a little disgusted stairing at all the piss splashed around by the guys who came before me who _didn't_ raise the toilet seat first.

The only time I'll use the toilet stall is if either the urinals are all taken, or if I also need to deal with a bad case of the dreaded Monkey Butt.

Oh yeah -- there are still a few old-fashioned multi-user urinals around, the kind that are nothing but a long flat-bottomed metal sink hanging at just below waist height. I won't use those. They smell -- because the bottoms are flat, they don't drain fast -- and frankly, your piss (or worse, somebody else's -- can splash back at you. Most of these are gone, like I said, but you still find them here and there -- at flea markets, old drive-in movie theaters, and such.

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Old 04-02-2004, 07:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: Urinal vs. Toilet (Question and Poll)

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I was at school and had to avail myself of the facilities and while I was washing my hands afterwards, in walks a gentleman and into a stall he goes to urinate.
Uh, are you sure that was a guy?
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Old 04-02-2004, 11:59 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Uh, are you sure that was a guy?
Yes.
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Old 04-02-2004, 12:03 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I use the toilet instead of the urinal a lot to urinate. I guess I just like the extra privacy...
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Old 04-02-2004, 11:04 PM   #19 (permalink)
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depends
at my uni there's a urinal that you can see as soon as you open the door (very bad planning) so pretty much everyone just uses the stalls there. Otherwise I use a urinal unless I can't get my personal space around me
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Old 04-03-2004, 01:47 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I piss with strong force and get splash back from urinals.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:07 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Honestly....I just want to get out of most public restrooms as fast as I can, thus the urinal.
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:12 PM   #22 (permalink)
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urinal... its a bigger target.
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Old 04-03-2004, 05:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I piss with strong force and get splash back from urinals.
the trick is to hit it at the correct angle so it curves around the shape of the urinal wall, and not splash back.
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:19 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I never go in a urinal if there's an alternative available. I prefer my privacy, and don't really feel like I have to justify it.
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Urinal: quicker, easier, bigger target.
Stall: more private, more time-consuming, long way to aim.

When I've been wearing pants for a long time, for some reason, I can't piss in a straight line. IT splits into two or three streams, completely soaking the area around the toilet. A urinal prevents this, and that's why I always sit instead of risking it when no urinal is available.
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Old 04-03-2004, 10:54 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I need the stall...the privacy is better and I am "pee shy"
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Old 04-04-2004, 09:21 AM   #27 (permalink)
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It's just a matter of privacy for me.

I'm a pretty liberal guy, but I'm also pretty private. I never really feel "right" when I have to use the urinal.

Not only that, but I know some fellows get a little out of hand when they use the urinal. I've seen it. Backsplash, bad aim, et cetera.
Bingo.
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:18 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I never go in a urinal if there's an alternative available. I prefer my privacy, and don't really feel like I have to justify it.
Err,

Are you feeling like I am saying you have to "justify" it, and if so, why then did you answer the thread?


In any event, thanks for the responses everyone.

I've never suffered from any type of shyness when it comes to peeing, so your responses gave me a new perspective.
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I use the urinal. It is possible that he had to break wind, or didn't want to violate the universal urinal code, which is to try and leave at least one space between you and the guy next to you, unless dividers are present, or a game is in progress.
You must obey the code.
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Old 04-04-2004, 01:36 PM   #30 (permalink)
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You must obey the code.
I thought they were really like, you know, guidelines...
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Old 04-04-2004, 09:16 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Are you feeling like I am saying you have to "justify" it, and if so, why then did you answer the thread?
Well, it was this part of what you said that made me feel like that, yeah:
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This even while there is a perfectly good urinal available.
Why do some of you do this?
Seemed like you were suggesting there was something wrong with choosing a toilet over a urinal, which is what irked me a bit.

Good thread, all the same.
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Old 04-05-2004, 08:13 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Urinal all the way, but I don't care much about privacy nor do I have much shame so....
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Old 04-06-2004, 12:18 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Well, it was this part of what you said that made me feel like that, yeah:

Seemed like you were suggesting there was something wrong with choosing a toilet over a urinal, which is what irked me a bit.

Good thread, all the same.

My appologies, that was not my intent.
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:58 AM   #34 (permalink)
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The toilet for me depends, wether the toilet is clean or not. Cause i like to sit down while taking a piss, i know it's slow and kinda like pissing like a woman. But it's more comforting, esp if it's one of those piss that takes forever.
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Old 04-06-2004, 02:01 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Another thing bad about urinals is they tend to get my butt wet and the back of my shirt.
Whats with not haveing toilet tissue close by too?
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:55 AM   #36 (permalink)
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My appologies, that was not my intent.
Yeah, sorry about the confusion. Was having one of those days...

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Another thing bad about urinals is they tend to get my butt wet and the back of my shirt.
How in the world do you accomplish this?
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Old 04-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Urinal for me. I don't think too many guys stand and look at other guys while peeing, so privacy isn't an issue.

That said, there's nothing like peeing outside
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:39 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Urinal. I don't care if some guy tries to check out my wang, because i don't think that really happens all that much. I don't worry about splatter because i wash my hands afterward.

On a side note, why has no one designed a urinal with sprayback minimization in mind? It would be so fucking easy.
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Old 04-06-2004, 06:22 PM   #39 (permalink)
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How in the world do you accomplish this?
You know. When you have to go #2.
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Old 04-07-2004, 03:19 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Simple really, when I REALLY have to go I couldn't care less where I piss as long as I do it.

When the tank is half empty so to speak I can get put off by things like someone entering the toilets or washing their hands... then thinking about it just makes the problem worse.. so then its the old u-turn into an empty stall.

Honestly when I can't take a gamble or in am in a hurry the stall is always the best option, privacy is an unbeatable cure for "stage fright" imo.
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