yournamehere

Sometimes the urinal is just not set low enough, if you know what I mean. wink, wink - nudge, nudge.

/has short legs

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nanofever

And the urinal water is so cold and somewhat deep...

/rim shot

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RelaX

Amazing... it appears TFP has a thread on everything... you just search 'paruresis' and you find this thread.

Anyway, I always go to a toilet when possible, because of mild paruresis as well...
I tell ya, that stuff can mess up your clubbing too... I always avoid clubs that don't have an actual stall...
Many is the night I have made an excuse and gone home simply because I was in a crappy club...

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Polyphobic

The urinal. I have no fear of peeing in public. Especially after using a restroom in mexico. More like a trough. "Restroom" is probably giving it a bit too much justice.

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final_identity

rofl

I hadn't heard the "game in progress" sub-clause.

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Destrox

Hehe.. either noone cared, or didnt see the humor here. Good movie.

Anyways onto the subject at hand, there are certain occasions when you non-urinal using ppl make me mad. Such as after a movie lets out, you ppl go into the stalls to simply piss when certain others are forced to wait that actually need the stalls while you could be using the urinal. And so on..

I use the urinal like its ment, if you have to piss, you use it and not the stall.

Supose I'd have a diff perspective if I had a fear of pissing in public restrooms.

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laconic1

I just prefer the extra privacy that comes with a toilet. I have a pretty low pressure spray so splashback isn't an issue and I have no problems using a urinal, I just don't like it.

assilem

I only use the toilet when I am in danger of breaking the universal urinal code.

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nash

Never really thought about it, but I go for the toilet if the urinal's not clean. No preference, really.

pigmann

I'm all about the urinal. Though I have a friend who never uses them because he gets stage fright.

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troit

Given the choice I prefer to use a stall. Call it a privacy thing but just a preference.

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Peetster

My first choice would be to pee off a bridge or a pier, but if there are none handy I'll use a bathroom.

agball

I would tend to believe that the individuals that go into the stall when there is a perfectly good urnial available, tend to be on the shy side.

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Sparhawk

They might have a Prince Albert.

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Hrothgar

Urinal. Easier to unzip and lit it rip without having to aim.

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Radio Monk33

I'm a stall user myself...

Though, if "the tank is half full", sometimes I have trouble uh pulling the trigger. And then its awkward standing around there with no flow..

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BuddyHawks

He could have been doing crack, although chances are that he wasn't...but never know for sure.

I prefer the urinal.

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twelvefootnine

I tend to use the toilet just out of habit. When I was a young boy I grew up a lot faster than the other kids & for several years I was actually too tall to use the "kid-sized" urinals at school.

That, and pulling myself through my fly is just uncomfortable. If I go in the stall I can drop trou just a bit so I don't have to untuck & tuck again.

Though I find I'll typically give a courtesy flush to mask the noise. Some people don't like hearing the sound of urinating in the toilet.

Hwed

I use the trash can!

Stompy

Toilet, because urinals are wrong.

I've never understood the point of urinals. They really are disgusting... who likes pissing out in the open where other people can see?

Divider or not, still screwed up.

Some say the toilet takes longer... aside from the fact you gotta open/close a door, it's not that much longer. A few seconds or so?

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Destrox

Okay then, since a good 31.7% of you seem to be on what I would call the odd ones. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, fucking lift the lid if it has one and if not use some fucking aim when you piss.

It is far more disgusting to see dried piss on a seat when you are in a rush to drop some bombs. I'd love to just take the person who pissed on the seat (I dont mean on purpose, but enough to be noticable if you want to sit down.) and smear thier tounge all over it to clean it up.

I feel better now...

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SlackrJon

Forget the Urnial and the toilet go for the sink.





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denim

What are trees for if not pissing?

Pissing outside where people might see you is more fun.

Hwed

Growing up, my bedroom had a door to the balcony. I lived way out in the sticks, and used to regularly piss off a certain spot.

To this day, some ten years after I moved out, there is still a place where the grass won't grow...

pocon1

I am a man. I piss standing up. I don't need no stinking toilet for little boys (unless you have a medical condition.) Stage Fright? It's your own damn body. Are you afraid of pissing in front of your wife or girlfriend? I follow the code unless nor more spaces are available. Then move over.
And for the enviro-geeks, urinals tend to use less water, so I am protecting the environment.

Gjefflin

I go to whatevers available. I'm not shy. I do like for there to be an empty urinal between me and the other dudes though. Don't want some dude checkin' out my shit.

dawiz73

I do not pee in the "trough" I also have a problem with no dividers. I will go if there is nobody close.

In college I had someone come up behind and kick me in the ass while I was peeing at a urinal. If you have had this happen you know that piss gets everywhere. If I am urinating near someone I know I will go to the stall and close the door just for this reason. Call it a bad experience with a urinal. ;?

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