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Old 01-23-2010, 03:12 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Edit: It's done, it's over... I don't know why I'm crying, but I am... This is the worst thing I've ever done to a human being... I feel like shit, and I'm sure she feels more like shit.... I seriously need to be punished somehow for this...

Edit: I hope God strikes me down for what I have done...


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Seriously, you broke up with a girl. It's not the end of the world. It wasn't like you guys had been going out for years and were living together. I doubt you two are legal to drink in the US, you have years and years ahead of you. In a month, she will be over it. You? I'm sure you will dwell on this for years to no end. Let me give you a tip, she won't even care later on. You shouldn't either.
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Old 01-23-2010, 03:32 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Seriously? Dude, get a fucking grip. Short term, yeah, it kind of sucks, especially if she thought you two had a future. Long term, you're both better off without each other. Think about what would have happened if you'd reach the logical conclusion of this particular road - marriage, kids, hate each other, someone gets out a gun and then things get all shooty.

If you need to be "punished" get a bottle of whiskey and lock yourself in your apartment for the night and get nice and shittily drunk. You'll feel worse in the morning.
I know in the long-term it's better off for the both of us, it's just that, I'm almost positive that she's going to assume it's her fault, and I tried to let her know that it's not her and that I felt we just didn't have a relationship connection, but she didn't seem to buy it. Especially with the "I hope you find the right one." comment.

And I can't stand getting drunk, it's a terrible feeling.


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at least you have other famous people who also did it. goes to show you that it's just a normal way that people communicate today...you're hip! you're in the in crowd! you do the same things that they do, must make you as unique and special as them!

Carrie Underwood & Chace Crawford Broke Up Via Text Message | Carrie Underwood, Chace Crawford : Just Jared
Haha, very nice! Yeah, I didn't want it to be through text, even though that's our main method of communication. But she couldn't talk on the phone and wanted to know what's up at the moment, so, I had little choice but to use the shitty text method.


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Seriously, you broke up with a girl. It's not the end of the world. It wasn't like you guys had been going out for years and were living together. I doubt you two are legal to drink in the US, you have years and years ahead of you. In a month, she will be over it. You? I'm sure you will dwell on this for years to no end. Let me give you a tip, she won't even care later on. You shouldn't either.
Funny picture. Lolz.

I'm 25 and she's 24 by the way. We are legal. . I just don't want her thinking she lost "the one" because of something she did. She was amazed by me every time we met, and all I was doing was just being me. I just have to hope that she finds someone soon that amazes her like I did, just so she won't have to feel lonely and sad.
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Old 01-23-2010, 03:52 PM   #83 (permalink)
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... I just don't want her thinking she lost "the one" because of something she did. She was amazed by me every time we met, and all I was doing was just being me. ...
Ohh man, that confidence is coming in and it's coming good huh?
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... In a month, she will be over it. You? I'm sure you will dwell on this for years to no end. ...
Trust me on that one.
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Old 01-23-2010, 04:31 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2010, 05:11 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2010, 07:00 PM   #86 (permalink)
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seriously dude..

in a few years, only two comments will remain that will remind you two of this little rendevouz

her: i cant believe i fell for that short guy
you: i cant believe i went out with that ugly church girl


let them fall where they fall..lets move on.
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Old 01-23-2010, 11:42 PM   #87 (permalink)
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She apparently lacks sexuality, her religion creeps you out, and neither her personality nor body are up to par with your standards. You can't be yourself for fear of losing her respect, and you aren't even interested in learning more about her. She isn't a suitable romantic partner for you. At some point in the future, you'll lose interest in this woman you liken to a child, and she will quite probably feel unwanted.

My observations, from the information provided. Don't continue down the path of deception.
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Old 01-24-2010, 10:07 AM   #88 (permalink)
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You are taking no responsibility for your own actions through much of what you are posting. I hope you can see that, at least. That will be the basis for you understanding why this stuff keeps happening to you when you decide to stop.
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:39 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I think the only worse way you could have broken up with her is by sending her a card in the mail. Congratulations, you're a step above total coward. You knew she wouldn't let it go when you mentioned you wanted to talk. Take responsibility for your shit and next time, don't lie about who you are.
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Old 01-24-2010, 04:55 PM   #90 (permalink)
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I think the only worse way you could have broken up with her is by sending her a card in the mail. Congratulations, you're a step above total coward. You knew she wouldn't let it go when you mentioned you wanted to talk. Take responsibility for your shit and next time, don't lie about who you are.
I apologize for the previous post I made which has now been deleted.

I would totally make a baby with you.
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Old 01-24-2010, 05:08 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I apologize for the previous post I made which has now been deleted.

I would totally make a baby with you.
Wow, you really know how to woo the ladies. Why don't you try toning that one down and go with, "I wanna make a mess in your mouth." Might work better.

Also, LadyBC is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy more woman than you could ever handle. She would break you. There would most likely be a youtube video of it. Laughs all around.
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Old 01-24-2010, 05:19 PM   #92 (permalink)
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I apologize for the previous post I made which has now been deleted.

I would totally make a baby with you.

I can't get pregnant by shoving a giant dildo up your ass, no lube. If you had to be involved, that is the only sexual situation that I could see as being even remotely enjoyable for me.
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Old 01-24-2010, 05:22 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I can't get pregnant by shoving a giant dildo up your ass, no lube. If you had to be involved, that is the only sexual situation that I could see as being even remotely enjoyable for me.
she's not lying.
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Old 01-24-2010, 05:32 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Wow, you really know how to woo the ladies. Why don't you try toning that one down and go with, "I wanna make a mess in your mouth." Might work better.

Also, LadyBC is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy more woman than you could ever handle. She would break you. There would most likely be a youtube video of it. Laughs all around.
TFP meet. You hold the video camera. Entertainment at his expense. Bring whiskey and plan on cooking because I burn things. LOL. BC and Cinn can be the audience that provides the laugh track. It could be a good fucking time. HAHA, anal torture with a laugh track, why am I not drunk?
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Old 01-24-2010, 06:35 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Buy me a plane ticket and I'm in.

As a side note that concerns my social dilemma, how do you guys/girls feel about the gym as being a social place? It seems like a place that I can go to that fits my schedule, and I do need to get in better shape. Thoughts?
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:02 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Buy me a plane ticket and I'm in.
Are you really that much of a glutton for punishment or you are you that desperate to meet people? Either way I will totally be up for driving 30 minutes to LadyBC and Bearcub's place to do this. I'm all about verbally and physically abusing emo kids for my (and the internet's) amusement.

Lady, I'll bring some steaks along and make a port wine demi-glaze for them. It's fucking awesome. My rosemary and garlic mash potatoes are not to be missed.
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:03 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Buy me a plane ticket and I'm in.

As a side note that concerns my social dilemma, how do you guys/girls feel about the gym as being a social place? It seems like a place that I can go to that fits my schedule, and I do need to get in better shape. Thoughts?
I never want to be approached when working out at the gym. If its available, I use the women's only gym, for that reason. Guys bug me, heh.
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:31 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Are you really that much of a glutton for punishment or you are you that desperate to meet people? Either way I will totally be up for driving 30 minutes to LadyBC and Bearcub's place to do this. I'm all about verbally and physically abusing emo kids for my (and the internet's) amusement.

Lady, I'll bring some steaks along and make a port wine demi-glaze for them. It's fucking awesome. My rosemary and garlic mash potatoes are not to be missed.
More-so the latter. As long as I get some of the steak and wine too.


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I never want to be approached when working out at the gym. If its available, I use the women's only gym, for that reason. Guys bug me, heh.
You make a good point. I'd assume nobody really wants to be bothered too much when at the gym. Might help me becoming more comfortable being around many people, though. Wouldn't mind making some guy friends too, as long as they aren't narcissistic douche-bags.
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Old 01-24-2010, 09:23 PM   #99 (permalink)
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I'd have Bear Cub's babies...
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:38 AM   #100 (permalink)
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OK - constructive criticism time is over, folks. This isn't what we're about. Time to start acting like adults. Points have already been handed out in this thread - don't be next.
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:21 PM   #101 (permalink)
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