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Originally Posted by Readable English

This is a story about my friend and I --

Well, I really just want to talk about how he died.

I found him on my living room floor dead in the spot that he was in when I left him.

I guess I'll give a little back story first: we met at work. At the time I was staying with my parents and depended on them for a ride to and from work. Roughly three days after returning, I had to walk to work. I was about a mile away when he passed me and offered a ride, which I gladly accepted. As we were riding the rest of the way in the in he mentioned that he was looking for a roommate.

I moved in 2 days later. We hit it off and ended up being roommates for 2 years, before I left and moved out of town. For those two years, our friendship was more-or-less on a roommate basis; we had our own circle of friends. After another two years, I returned to help him buy a condo. Our friendship grew to where we became best friends. I really had never had a best friend before. You know, someone that you could talk to with out judgment or anything like that.

A few years later, I meet this girl and we hit it off. I guess that's the way these things always start out. After a short time I moved in with the girl to help out with bills (and what not). Her mother had her leg amputated and was in a nursing home, so things were tough. Let me say that my friend and I were not living together at the time, so it's not like I had left him hanging with bills or anything.

I really started falling in love with this girl -- I don't know about you, but I've never really had too many friends or girlfriends.

I've always been kind of antisocial.

I've also had this thing in my head since I was a child that you could only really care about one person; maybe it was more like I only had enough love in my heart to give one person at a time. I was falling in love with this girl, and yet at the same time I felt like the love that I had for my friend was going away.

I also felt that I could control things with my mind. Its more like imposing my will on thing and making things happen by willing it to happen. Its been that way since I was a child. Maybe it sounds crazy, I know.

I was living with the girl, and my friend was staying with us off and on. The longer that me and the girl are together, the more my feelings for my friend get put on the back burner. One day, my friend said something that really upset me and made me angry at him. After that, I really didn't want to see him or talk to him for a while just to let things cool off. I never really let it be known to my friend that I was mad at him. I only told my girlfriend about my feelings. I normally would have gone right to my friend about it.

For some reason or other he couldn't tell that I did not want him around anymore so he would come over and hang out and I would ignore him. So one night he comes in with a huge pill and says that its methadone. I'm like, "whatever", I tell him that I had done that along time ago and all it did was make me sick and that I didn't want any part of it. I really didn't want to even look at him, so instead of telling him to leave I got this painting that I was working on and set it up in between us as a kind of curtian and started working on it until I went to bed.

We told him to stay there that night because he had taken some of the pill and drank a beer. He said that he was going to listen to some music and go to sleep. I woke up at about 5:30 to go to work, went in the living room and heard him snoring on the floor, and thought to myself "my, thats a loud snore!" For some reason I decided that I was going to call in (sick) to work, so I went and laid back down. I got up at 11:30 and walked back into the living room and looked down at my friend on the floor and noticed what looked like a hairball on his mouth.

I realized as I got closer that it was foam. I froze for just a second and then jumped back. Then I ran up to him and turned him on his side and his mouth emptied out and I could feel his skin was cold to the touch and the back of his arms and ears were blue.

I've never been the first person to find someone dead.

If you want, I'll post what happened after this, but thanks for letting me get this out, as I don't really have anyone to talk to. Thanks.

Originally Posted by Pig Latin

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