Mr Scorcex

There's been a bit of a prank war going on between a friend and myself, mostly concerning our cars. He has basically covered my car in assorted items thus far, (trash, old underwear) and I need to do something big to come out on top. Any Ideas? The only real rule is that it can't damage his car or be too permanent.

Also, my friend said you can draw on car windows with soap and a little water. Does this work? Or is there anything else that will work, without damaging his car?


(note I couldn't quite decide where this thread should go, and put it where I thought was best. If a moderator should feel the need to move it, please do so)

mtsgsd

Hmmm. Duct tape over all his windows won't be permanent, but it will take a while to remove it...

bigoldalphamale

there's always the good ole "dogshit under the driver's side door handle" trick. wins everytime.

Dibbler

If you want to gross him out, get a bowl of tuna salad and hide it under the passanger seat. After a couple of days in the sun it'll be nice and ripe and stink to high heaven.

Big Julie

Saran wrap.
Lots of it.

ganon

wrap it in saran wrap, but first cover it with vaseline.

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Slims

I say put a whole fish under the rear floor mat. Tuna salad might stink more, but it isn't nearly as fun as finding a whole fish. Besides, it's a classic. You could also pour a little cod liver oil down the airvent on top of the hood. I bet when the engine heats the oil up, it would get pretty rank.

When winter comes around, and the temperature drops to around ten degrees, get out a hose and spray down his car. The water will freeze around his car, and pretty soon you can build up a four inch cacoon all the way around his car.

Put a bumper sticker on his car that reads something like: "I hate cops and I eat their children" or "I speed because the pigs can't catch me"

Finger paint. Cover his whole car. He will probably freak out before he realizes that it just washes off.

Put his license plates on upside down. He probably wont' notice right away, and it's a surefire ticket.

Smear just a little vaseline or grease on his windshield wipers. He won't notice anything until he turns them on. Same thing along the rubber guard at the bottom of the windows.

Potato in the exaust pipe.

Let the air out of all of his tires, but 'borrow' his pump first.

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Mr Scorcex

Wow, thanks a lot, everyone. I really like the bumper sticker and duct tape ideas. If anyones interested I'll post how it turns out.

rogue49

Just a note,
if you do draw on his car with hard soap,
just make sure that there is no rocks or such embedded in it from laying it on the ground,
otherwise you should be fine, even without the water.

SpikeQX99

I don't exactly remember the way to do it, but it involves quite a lot of Duct Tape around a wheel, then you put a bulky item in it so when he starts to roll with it on the tire it hits the wheel well and makes an incredible amount of noise, plus the bump from the wheel is like having a flat.

I don't think that was a lot of help, but I can picture it really well, but can't verbalize it. I'd have to show someone how to do it.

Oh well, i tried.

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bukaki22

dead fish. in a bag. under seat.

terrain_racer

This happened to a guy I worked with. He always parked his car so that the driver-side door was nearest the door of his house. His friend made a sign and taped it on the passenger side of the car below the window so it wasn't easily seen.

The owner of the car drove around for 3 days with a sign that read "I like to touch little boys". I couldn't hardly talk to him without laughing.

lurkette

If you are into the bumper sticker idea, this one always got my brother pulled over:

Bad Cop - No Donut

<a href="http://www.conspiracyinc.com/Stickers%20Page1.htm">http://www.conspiracyinc.com/Stickers%20Page1.htm</a>

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dimbulb

One of my friends got pulled over by THREE police cruisers once. They didnt even walk over. It was the searchlight, sirens, "COME UP WITH YOUR HANDS UP" treatment.

All because one of the jokers spelt "HELP ME" in reverse(so it looked correct from the outside) on the condensation on the rear windscreen.

Turned out a trucker had seen the sign and called the cops. Didnt help that they rescued Elizabeth Smart that same week.

seethreepo

you could just mess with his mind

pour a liquid on the ground under his engine

and he'll go mad trying to find the phantom leak.

or you could add some olive oil to his windshield wiper fluid
(works better in rainy season obviously)

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laxative

tampons and a glass of water. swell 'em up, throw 'em on the car, and they stick like spitwads, only with a tampon string. better in the winter when they can freeze on overnight.

Edvard_Grieg

Hmmm....shoe polish works well on the windows....used condoms on the seat....

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Bill O'Rights

Was gonna say that, myself.


O.K. That's just wrong...on <b>so</b> many levels.

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driveby shooting. paintball style.

Minx

I know a friend who poured a whole bunch of confetti down the vents in their buddies car. Next time they turn on the a/c or heat....poof....confetti everywhere! But...needless to say....this can be a tad bit dangerous if they are driving down the highway at the time.

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BigTruck1956

PORN THE CAR. This was the latest trend among my friends as a form of payback for Tp-ings. It is pretty self explanitory--you tape porn all over the car. Also, if you want to be sly, slip small porn pics into parts of the inside fo the car while riding with that person (i.e. golvebox, between the seats, under sunvisors) this happened to my frined, and he kept finding porn in his car for about a week!

make sure you tell us what you end up doing!

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123123

Balogna on all the windows

Pennington

Very simple: remove the gas pedal. On my car, if you remove a panal you can get to a spot where the pedal can be taken out with a few screws. As most people use the brake while they back out, this will freak him out when he pulls out of his driveway and realizes that there is no gas.

cheerios

that was the best Idea I have ever heard.

denim

For some reason, I really like this one. And my car's in the shop for leaks right now. Think they're related?

geodaro

Take a new condom, fill it half way with mayonaise, and stuff it under the door handle. That should make him puke! Also, you could put a bumber sticker on his car that says "Honk if your horny and gay like me!" I did that to a friend of mine and it took him two days to figure out why people were honking and laughing at him! Word of caution.....I took a punch to the side of the head for that one!!!! Here are a couple of other bumper sticker ideas to chew on:

1. Cops just don't have the balls to pull me over!
2. Kicked a cops ass today??
3. Honk if you like sheep!
4. Caution, driver smoking pot!
5. Flash your lights if you suck dick! (this one will also get you punched)

good luck and keep us posted on the results!

Semi-Normal

A friend of mine put a bumper sticker saying "I Love Cock" on another friend's car. His parents saw it before he did and it took him a while to convince them he's not gay.

gnort

hehe...this winter i gave my friend a box of oranges for his birthday (113 pieces of citrus fun). What else are we going to do but fuck with a friend's car. We smushed em on his windshield and put them in his car (fool leaves his doors open at night). We ended up doing things over the course of the spring and summer and ended up convincing him that the baseball team he was on is responsible. our next project: wrapping his car for his birthday...with some unexpected surprises inside!

Things we have done:
*Taped off his car with police tape and put a chaulk outline of a person with blood on the road and car
*covered every flat surface with little dixie cups and half filled all of them with water and other liquids
*We found various things people had on the side of the road and put them on the car (almost got cought with this one)

Another cool thing to do is get one of those car boots. You can order them through catalogues. We thought about getting one and then selling the key on ebay and send him the link...hilarity ensues when he would get in a bidding war with one of us.

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Mael

get a lot of packing popcorn and fill his car all the way up with it. then saran wrap the car.

pezking4

I don't know about putting things in the car that cause a foul oder, because some things will stay with the car and won't come out. For example, I got some water in my car after hail knocked out my windows, and now I have to do a full carpet swap because the smell won't come out.

Wrapping his car in lots of plastic wrap seems pretty funny. I would just go with things that won't damage the car.

Every few months at work we get each other by drawing and writing funny things on someone's windows with a grease pencil (the kind they use at tracks). Doesn't leave a stain unless you leave it on for days, and it's really funny.

HaloLauren

Put an alarm with its own battery under the engine. He'll tear apart the engine looking for it.

FastShark85

This works only during the winter, when it's really cold at night:

We poured water, bucket by bucket, over the roof of a friend's car. With each bucket poured, more ice will form on the car as the water runs down the windows, hood, door, etc.

When we were done, the car looked like a glazed donut.

TIO

We once got about 20 people together, and literally picked up a friend's car, carried it across a parking lot, and left it "parallel parked" between 2 trees. He had 14 cm in front and 3 in the back.

Then we got a few slabs of concrete that it took 4 of us to lift, and chocked his wheels for good measure. It was an all-time classic, but you need a LOT of people to do it.

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laxative

bumperstickers.com or something offers custom bumperstickers. You can get just one for maybe 5 bucks. I ordered some a while back that said, "I take it in the butt!" on a pink background. I used a few of 'em on peoples' cars. Still have a couple left for special occasions.

I like the removing the gas pedal thing.

Zipperhead

While I was away on vacation, my brother put one of those backup beepers in my car. It was pretty embarrassing driving a little sports car with a backup beeper for a couple days 'til I found it and cut it out.

FastShark85

Back in Ohio, licenses plates had a white background with green letters, so it was pretty easy to take a white sheet of paper, draw whatever letters you wanted on it (i.e., "IMADORK" or "I SUCK" or "NO DICK") and tape it over the unsuspecting victim's license plate.

It usually takes them a while to discover it. Other motorists passing by, pointing, laughing and honking horns usually causes a search around the car for a cause.

sblime42

get a can of shaving cream and freeze it. After a day or so in the freezer, cut the bottom off and quickly stick the no-yet-expanded brick of shaving cream in his car. Close door and go get some ice cream.

bobw

Inspired by this thread
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=20381

shave your pubes, and stick them to his door handle or steering wheel. dont tell him until he gets a good handful,

Stare At The Sun

wow these are all great, that removing the gas pedal owns all, lol.

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