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I say put a whole fish under the rear floor mat. Tuna salad might stink more, but it isn't nearly as fun as finding a whole fish. Besides, it's a classic. You could also pour a little cod liver oil down the airvent on top of the hood. I bet when the engine heats the oil up, it would get pretty rank.
When winter comes around, and the temperature drops to around ten degrees, get out a hose and spray down his car. The water will freeze around his car, and pretty soon you can build up a four inch cacoon all the way around his car.
Put a bumper sticker on his car that reads something like: "I hate cops and I eat their children" or "I speed because the pigs can't catch me"
Finger paint. Cover his whole car. He will probably freak out before he realizes that it just washes off.
Put his license plates on upside down. He probably wont' notice right away, and it's a surefire ticket.
Smear just a little vaseline or grease on his windshield wipers. He won't notice anything until he turns them on. Same thing along the rubber guard at the bottom of the windows.
Potato in the exaust pipe.
Let the air out of all of his tires, but 'borrow' his pump first.
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"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence
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