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Take a new condom, fill it half way with mayonaise, and stuff it under the door handle. That should make him puke! Also, you could put a bumber sticker on his car that says "Honk if your horny and gay like me!" I did that to a friend of mine and it took him two days to figure out why people were honking and laughing at him! Word of caution.....I took a punch to the side of the head for that one!!!! Here are a couple of other bumper sticker ideas to chew on:
1. Cops just don't have the balls to pull me over!
2. Kicked a cops ass today??
3. Honk if you like sheep!
4. Caution, driver smoking pot!
5. Flash your lights if you suck dick! (this one will also get you punched)
good luck and keep us posted on the results!
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