06-16-2005, 06:08 PM | #162 (permalink) | |
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Coke can also take the paint off a car, and disolve the crap around your car battery
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06-18-2005, 03:42 PM | #163 (permalink) |
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The lyrics of both Amazing Grace or the tehme from Gilligan's Island perfectly match the music to both, with slight changes in rhthym.
In The Beatles' Hey Jude, approximately 2:55 into the song (after the line "remember to let her under your skin," John Lennon can be heard shouting "Fucking hell, I got the wrong chord!" |
06-18-2005, 08:37 PM | #164 (permalink) | ||
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According to Wisconsin Natural Resources Magazine, the spider we call "daddy-longlegs" is an "Elegant Harvestman" and aren't true spiders. Harvestman 'spiders' have no venom. My mother claims that if you boil one of these harvestmen in water that it will make the water toxic; but this is the same woman who swears that if a pregnant woman raises her hands over her head often the baby will be strangled by the umbilical cord. Along the same lines as MrSelfDestruct, most of Emily Dickison's poetry can be easily sung to the tune of the Yellow Rose of Texas. |
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06-18-2005, 09:53 PM | #165 (permalink) | |
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To complete his statement "until they become one number" - he means digit. 9x9263 = 83367 8+3+3+6+7 = 27 2+7 =9 |
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06-18-2005, 10:05 PM | #166 (permalink) |
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No other english word rhymes with "orange"
George Washington grew Marijuana (sp?) - he was qouted as saying that he had to return home in time to seperate the plants before they flower. Not important for the HEMP fibers, but important for the "medicinal" properties. A carpenters foot is the measurement of your hands thumbs extended hands touching - roughly 12" - easy measure of a foot. Too late to remember anything actually useful. |
06-24-2005, 12:19 AM | #169 (permalink) | |
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The coriolis effect applies to all bodies of fluid, though the results are small in smaller bodies. |
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06-29-2005, 08:25 PM | #170 (permalink) |
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An old nickname for avocado is "sailor's butter." In the days of long voyages on sailing ships with no refrigeration or food preservation technology, butter wouldn't last. But avocados would, for two or three weeks anyway. Sailors smeared their hardtack with it.
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07-05-2005, 02:14 AM | #172 (permalink) | |
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that's because we secrete some kind of scent (i think scent is the word here) when we "fear", which can be detected by a dog's nose. Not quite sure bout the bees though
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07-05-2005, 01:38 PM | #173 (permalink) |
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there are such laws as:
You are not allowed to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on sundays. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits of Chico, California results in a $500 fine. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. York, in the UK, Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow. It is illegal to molest butterflies. In Indianapolis, One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense. In Fresno, No one may annoy a lizard in a city park. Molesting an automobile is illegal. I got a million of them
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07-08-2005, 06:24 AM | #175 (permalink) | |
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In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. Or be a vegetable (usually but not always a cucumber) preserved in brine or vinegar. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Bestiality is generally illegal - not just with porcupines. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits of Chico, California results in a $500 fine. Amongst other things, such as all the the reparations one becomes liable to pay after going to war without making a formal declaration. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It is considered an offense to push anything out of a moving aeroplane without being a loadmaster, or having particular qualifications (crop-duster, skydiving etc). It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. I suspect that it's probably illegal to wipe most things with biological waste. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. No it isn't. Ask a base jumper. |
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07-08-2005, 11:46 AM | #176 (permalink) | |
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Edit: Here's a fact: The armadillo is the only animal (other than man) that can get leprosy. |
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07-08-2005, 02:30 PM | #177 (permalink) |
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yo ragbags,
A) Dont take it up w/ me, www.dumblaws.com B) Why do you have to kill my little post? I just a small time poster and you just jump on me like a hobo on a ham sandwich... shame shame
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07-15-2005, 06:59 PM | #178 (permalink) | |
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I was taught this rule with the number 3. After all, 9 is a multiple of 3 and furthermore, 3 is a prime number. Try it yourself. eg: 17904 1+7+9+0+4=21 2+1=3 Edit: It turns out I might be wrong on this one. I'd delete it if I could.
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07-15-2005, 07:05 PM | #179 (permalink) |
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A fact of my own...
The primary colours of Paint (pigment) are Red, Blue and Yellow. Yet the primary colours of Light are Red, Blue and Green.
Bonus Knowlege: Pigment Secondary Colours: Violet, Green, Orange Light Secondary Colours: Violet, Cyan, Amber
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07-15-2005, 09:33 PM | #180 (permalink) | |
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So, while urine is not necessarily sterile, fresh urine is a powerful disinfectant.
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07-18-2005, 06:44 AM | #182 (permalink) | |
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o_O and TopHat, that is just too much for me to endure, I think I'd die doing that to myself.
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07-20-2005, 06:06 PM | #183 (permalink) |
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flowers only have a certain number of petals. the possibilities are: 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89.
lillies - 3 buttercups - 5 delphiniums (not all) - 8 marigolds - 13 asters - 21 daisies (most) - 34, 55, 89 kinda of interesting. do you see the pattern in the numbers? it's cool. found in a book called "nature's numbers" |
07-26-2005, 07:43 AM | #187 (permalink) | |
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Dolphins AND bonobos, actually. And even that is a bit contrived:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/pleasure.htm Quote:
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07-26-2005, 08:01 AM | #188 (permalink) | |
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Plain vinegar will remove tarnish, so I suspect Ketchup's effect is due to the vinegar it contains.
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07-27-2005, 03:20 AM | #189 (permalink) | |
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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein |
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07-27-2005, 09:18 AM | #190 (permalink) |
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- The land that Arlington National Cemetery resides on was owned by Robert E. Lee before the government confiscated it to build a cemetery upon. Whether it was an intentional "Fuck you, man" or not, I forget.
- The term "Hookers" comes from General Joseph Hooker, a Union commander in the civil war, who enjoyed the company of women of ill-repute. - Lyndon Johnson, once bored and angry in a cabinet meeting, whipped out his member and asked his astounded cabinet if they thought "Mao had one as big as this?" - There's a heartwrenching story behind the trumpet ditty "Taps," played at Military Funerals, about a son and a father fighting on opposite sides of the civil war, and the father shoots the son, who had been studying music, and wrote this little thing right before he died. This is bullshit. It was written by a Union commander named Dan Butterfield, who liked to compose little pieces of music in his spare time.
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08-11-2005, 12:59 PM | #191 (permalink) |
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here's something i had been wondering for a while
when movies are edited for TV and airline flights, profanity is changed to suit more viewers. (the result is kind of silly but less offensive.) to fill in the vacant #&$@!!s, voice actors mimic the original actor. i heard one of said actors interviewed. it was funny how seriously he viewed the task; he took a very Method approach to filling in several "Frickin's" for brad pitt in fight club. seems to work well though...you can often tell that words are out of place, but it usually sounds much like the original actor. |
08-11-2005, 01:11 PM | #192 (permalink) |
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Can't track down the source of where I read this, but...
...when you enter a restroom, the natural instinct is to skip the first stall, because you figure that everyone goes to the first stall. However, since everyone else thinks this, the second stall is typically the most used, and therefore the dirtiest. I also seem to recall that the last stall is usually the best choice (assuming that the number of stalls exceeds two).
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08-11-2005, 02:04 PM | #193 (permalink) |
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Corn kernels (along with grass) will shot up in your excrement because your body does not produce the enzyme to use the energy in cellulose. Grass/corn kernels are made of entirely cellulose.
Chlorine bleach + ammonia produces chlorine gas (was mentioned before but I wanted to clarify what gas it was). Coke syrup is corrosive because it contains phosphoric acid, which is highly corrosive. What is the only liquid that expands when it freezes; due to the hydrogen bonds in the water molecule, as the water freezes, the hydrogen bonds become stronger, but the structure becomes less dense. Argon gas is often used for enclosures for expensive paintings/documents (i.e. Declaration of Independence) because argon gas is one of the 8 noble gases. Since all noble gases have 8 electrons in their valence shell, they do not react with much of anything, and thus, no oxidation of the paintings/paper will happen.
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08-25-2005, 07:50 PM | #194 (permalink) | |
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I have a beef with this one, stick with me... time for a ride. According to dictionary.com, orange is pronounced "(ôrnj, r-)" http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=orange According to dictionary.com, fringe is pronounced "(frnj)" http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fringe Granted both pnonuciations have a 1 with an accent thingee over them (see links) that don't show when I copy/paste, but..... they are pronounced with the same end.. don't they rhyme? I showed this to my neice when she was in 4th grade. I told her to shoew her teacher, but to be ready for the teacher to disagree. Her teacher said that just because two words sound alike doesn't mean they rhyme. She told me that is what rhyme means, so my neice learned about being right and wrong at the same time.
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08-25-2005, 07:58 PM | #195 (permalink) | |
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cwm n : a steep-walled semicircular basin in a mountain; may contain a lake
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08-26-2005, 06:18 AM | #196 (permalink) | |
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08-26-2005, 07:02 PM | #197 (permalink) | |
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As an aside, I have said orange and fringe thousands of times aloud over the last few years, and i'm either deluding myself, or they really rhyme.
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I want to be on you baby, like a peel on an Orange Grease you up, and take the squeek out of your Door Hinge. Well, technically, Door Hinge is 2 words, so I guess you are right when you say no word rhymes with it. But my buddy got lots of laughs on stage with that one. I will never forget those lines. Quote:
I had to write a computer program that would calculate the fibonacci product of any number input from a user. I quickly changed majors from computer science to economics.
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