there are such laws as:
You are not allowed to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on sundays.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits of Chico, California results in a $500 fine.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
York, in the UK, Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
In Indianapolis, One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.
In Fresno, No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
I got a million of them
