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Originally Posted by bobophil
there are such laws as:....
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In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Or be a vegetable (usually but not always a cucumber) preserved in brine or vinegar.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Bestiality is generally illegal - not just with porcupines.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits of Chico, California results in a $500 fine.
Amongst other things, such as all the the reparations one becomes liable to pay after going to war without making a formal declaration.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
It is considered an offense to push anything out of a moving aeroplane without being a loadmaster, or having particular qualifications (crop-duster, skydiving etc).
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
I suspect that it's probably illegal to wipe most things with biological waste.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
No it isn't. Ask a base jumper.