orange monkeyee

Wash your hands before you pee. Your hands are covered with nasty germs and weird stuff . Your penis should be clean. Would you pull your dick out and wipe it around in public places? WASH BEFORE you pee. WAshing your hands after you piss makes no sense, i mean, come on, its your shit that you hold whilst pissing, or maybe have some people caught onto this yet?

saltfish

Just one for now...

Buy 'unsalted' butter.. ..it is made with a higher quality cream, the salt in salted butter can hide less then perfect cream.

Buy it on sale, keep it in the freezer.

-SF

saltfish

oh, got one more.

Don't ever cook anything with "spread." If it comes in a crock, don't cook with it.

Many 'spreads' are up to 60% water.

-SF

emphant

On the shoes thing...

If you don't use your shoes for anything but everyday things, but if you are an athlete of any sort...

Yes, there are many high priced pieces of shit, but often times, the best shoes are also the most expensive. Try to play bball with some 30 dollar shoes and watch your knees go to hell.

The Nike Shox or Flightposits are some of the most expensive shoes, but they are also the best by far.

charlesesl

If you want to make something locally but is too cheap or don't have stamps, just put the destination address in the senders address, and a friend's address in the destination address. That way, when the mail gets sorted in the post office, it will get returned to where you want to mail it to.

PS. Sometimes it still get mailed to the destination address.
PPS. Don't mail out your resume this way.

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Enka

GROSS!! how about washing before AND after you pee? its friggin disgustin when i go to a public place like a bar and i realize im the only one washing my hands!

If you buy something at a store that offers some sort of extended warranty, get the warranty! Most times than not, you can trade in your product for something better for a few dollars more. This worked for me when i bought my ps2....near the end of my extended warranty i took my ps2 back, and not only did i get a new one, but i had an extra $100 to spend because of the price difference from now and then.

BentNotTwisted

I think the extended warranty is a good idea if the item is something you intend to return. I never buy the extended warranty on a refrigerator or other major appliance as I have no intention of returning it for another model. I have purchased the extended warranty on cordless phones. I found out by accident that if the phone goes bad before the extended warranty expires the store (in my case Sears) will refund the full paid price including tax, minus the cost of the extended warranty. To put it another way, I rented the phone for over 2 years for $15 and with the refund was able to purchase a better phone for a lower cost, thus getting a cash refund. Of course I purchased the extended warranty on the replacement phone as well. I'm not sure how other retailers manage extended warranties, but if they handle them the same way Sears did I plan on including them with my purchase more often. Most important, hold on to all recepits and evidence of extended warranty otherwise you are screwed because the store won't keep a record of it for you.

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tecoyah

Toothpaste will remove almost anything from the textured front of a refrigerator. needs to be white toothpaste.

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MSD

Avoid mail fraud with 3 simple words:

RETURN



TO


SENDER

DrJekyll

Don't have a sewing machine or kit handy? Try staples for a temporary fix. In fact, I got a hole in my pants pocket three years ago...the staples are still holding it (despite having been through wash and wear many times).

bernadette

scissors dull or gooey from cutting tape, etc?
take a piece of aluminum foil, fold it a couple times & then cut several long strips. your scissors will be clean & sharp again.

don't toss your used dryer sheets!
set them aside in a basket to use for quick furniture dusting. works great.
(actually there's dozens of uses for used dryer sheets, but i'm too lazy to google it atm.)


i'm going to go try the mayo & peanut butter tricks now. thanks!!

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merkerguitars

A comb makes a good holder when trying to pound finishing nails in with a hammer.

If you ever need to put a gasket on something and need it to stay a dab of grease does wonders.
I use mine as computer case fan filters........the hardly limit any air plus it doesn't suck in dust...and makes the room smell nice.

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shakran

and if you're looking for a softer light when taking photos, a dryer sheet stretched over the lamp works very well.

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BABYWIPES take out stains!!!! It works so well, I am amazed. Stains out of clothes- I use it all the time on my son, as well as myself if something spills on me.

timalkin

If you go to buy a car and they have to transfer it from another dealership, be sure to do the transfer YOURSELF. I used to do vehicle transfers and we would dog the shit out of whatever we were driving, often achieving speeds of 90+mph, braking hard, etc. We were usually in a big hurry to get back to the dealership.