ehh19

the name-plate of the principal of the first public school i went to said her name was ... believe it or not... I. P. Standing. her first name was Irene or somethin.

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PDOUBLEOP

I heard of a golfer named Harry Oranges or something like that.

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magnum_xxxl

Had a client named Robert Biggins, & His nickname was Dick.
He actually had it on his desk. DICK BIGGINS

SteveMcFloyd

i have a friend named James Dean. no lie. My frind Polly Artz, has a cousin that i only knew by Marty, and then i saw some official document that his name was Marshal J Artz. Marshal Artz. aparently his mother's dad's name was Marshal something and named after him. and my mom worked with a guy named Willy Wilch. just thought that was funny

hoosier52

No sexual conotations here but there's the famous bluesman Muddy Waters and I just saw a guy on TV with the surname Armknecht (pronounced "arm connect").

heather99

My latest favourite is Waverley Person. But I do have a collection of these : Mick Fudge, Peter Haddock, Alison Faint, Gwydian Ball, Dr Days, Jessica Counter, Deanna Fiff, Mike Bones, Pierre Papier, Graham Wilbraham, Alan Winktonk, Tibor Tompe(pronounced Tee-bore Tomm-Pay), Neville Sloper, Tristram Barstam, Tom Tuff, Tim Mudd, Colin Pollard, S.Cushion, Stuart Trout, Gavin Beer, Dave Startup, Oliver Tweed, Marvin D. Saucer, Colin Brain...
I believe them all to be real names.

guitardude74

On a bus stop bench I saw an ad for Dr. John C. Wang
I also knew a guy at school named Harry Wang
oh yes, and 1 more.. Mike Hunt, (my cunt)

heccubusiv

my friends dad Richard Stiffy, its not funny till he tells us he takes viagra

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sgn43

My mother is a doctor and has a Cambodian lady as a patient whose name is Thin Thong. Also (and this one doesn't really count, but still), my brother knew a kid in high school whose name was Dale Stump, but with a quick switcheroo, his nickname became "Stale Dump".

NegativeNine

I knew a guy called Long Trong (Not sure about the spelling).

Boo

I just bought a truck cab, the previous owner was Michael Jackson, per the documents in the glove box.

When my wife worked at the post office in NM, there was a guy last name of Tampon. I personally would have had a name change.

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Jeff

Dick Sac.

Again, I don't know why some of these people go by Dick instead of Richard, or Rich, or Ricky.

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piezo4

Wow, there are a lot of people with this unfortunate name, except this guy i know lives in the town of Holden, so he's "Dick Hertz from Holden"

guitardude74

ok so far that's the best one! you can't beat that, you just can't

scotchandwater

I have a few,
Doctor in town here her name is Hogg-Kuntz.
Guy on comercials in Michigan was Richard All (Dick All).
Guy who went to highschool with my wife Peter Eater.

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laconic1

My middle school principals name was Steve Stevens, and the vice principal was Brad Bradley, no joke. I had a customer named Willy Woodcock once.

Bauer_Power

Tag Jackson

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sgn43

I remember seeing a picture of a female soccer player with the last name Anus. I think any first name would still make that name hilarious.

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loonatic8her

I went to elementary school with a girl named April Showers
My high school counselor's name was Richard Head...

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Do you now miss them and the things they said?

tommy thompson

There is a OBGYN in Riverside county who's real name is: Dr.Innhur (in her) hahahahah- I thought she was lying- til I saw the name on the building!

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Palamidian

My friend's younger brother was named Harry Mole...

i_am_not_worthy

Went to a a Urologist on the Gold Coast (Australia) once... dead set his name was Dr Pisko! I thought the referring Dr. was having me on. Last time I ever mentioned having pink semen!

wolf

OK there is a guy around here who owned a few retail clothing stores named Dick Liss

Then there was a kid I went to school with named Justin Case

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Daoust

My mom works in the OB. Best names were Cherry and Ryan. Last name Coke.

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theburner

All real.

My wifes mother is a principal at a school, and has a Shithead.. (as listed above, pronounced Shi-theed).. Augusta, GA.. that may explain it.

I have a co-worker whose name is Stacey Klitz. No shit, Klitz.. just like Clits..

There is a proctologist locally here by the name of Dr. Dolford Payne.

I used to sell to a guy named Rudy Assman.

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toverfie

Rhoda Dick......now there is woman we can feel sorry for
Heather Godown.....her married name - I can't believe she took that
Stu Pidass....read that in the newspaper, but it's probably fake

noodles

i've forggen their last names, but they weren't important. i knew of twins that were named Orangejello and Lemonjello. their parents must've been really screwed up.

also: i seem to recall seeing those names somewhere on the internet involved in a lame-ish joke, i can attest to the reality of them. no joke.

Shpoop

the name itself is not funny, but there was someone with the last name 'abad' that ran an auto repair service. the shop was called "Abad Auto Repair"...it went out of business pretty shortly

the funniest one for me, i dont know why, has been beeman bowman...i just cant stop laughing at it

Powderedmaggot

There is a transmission shop nearby called "Borderline Transmission" i always thought it was a pretty funny name.

I know a guy named Chris Koch (pronounced 'Koe')

Dingo2879

I know this is stupid, but this has always cracked me up... I have an associate who's name is Wally, and his wife's name is Dori.. Wally & Dori... I'm sure most of you won't find the humor in that but it makes me giggle everytime I hear it..

Bodidly

I went to school with a guy named Jim Bates, and yes we called him "Master Bates"
he didn't think it was funny but we did. I currently have a customer Richard Faker. just sounds funny when its Dick Faker.

lite campfire

-I had a math teacher who called all the boys in his classes 'master <lastname>'. He stopped after Alex Bates showed up.
-I've met girls with the Indian first names Sukhdeep and Manmeet.
-There was a girl in my high school named Amanda Dickout

:::OshnSoul:::

I process applications for potential employees (I work in HR):

Melody Horn
Diane Butts
Dell Lee
...I know there are lots more.......

Blackthorn

As a kid there was a neighbor girl who lived up the street named Crystal Cupp and I hunt/fish with a guy named Dusty Sill.

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Shpoop

oh i remember one. every year my school invites kids from a local underpriveledged daycare, and we spend the day with them. one of them was named "precious pleasures" no joke....i guess her mom wanted her to be a porn star

doubleaught

my grandpa (a teacher) had a kid by the name of Harry Bottoms.

What kind of sick evil twisted fucks were his parents anyway??

TexanAvenger

There was a guy in my high school named Something Worth Aycock. I don't know that I even learned his first name, if I did I can't remember it, because he went by 'Worth.' Therefore, he was Worth Aycock.

Then there was a guy I used to volunteer with at this museum, who's name was Harrif Ajina. (If you don't get it, run the words together.)

lite campfire

Last night saw a speed skater named Manli Wang

Lak

Went to school with a chap Eric Shen.
Nice guy.

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c172g

I know a guy who is named Evan Evan Evans. From Louisiana...