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zhevek · 01-02-2005, 09:48 AM

So what are the funniest real life names you have heard?

The one that gets me laughing every time is Dick Trickle, the race car driver.

powerclown · 01-02-2005, 11:35 AM

Cook E. Jarr

Jimellow · 01-02-2005, 11:41 AM

Robert Van Winkle

sbscout · 01-02-2005, 11:46 AM

I swear this is true...

my scout leader's name was Rusty Boltz.
(boy, I wonder what he did to piss his parents off that much!)

Lefty04 · 01-02-2005, 01:04 PM

I heard a guy interviewed on NPR the other day whose name was Lionel Tiger.

Shpoop · 01-02-2005, 01:20 PM

cmon guys...the actor Rip Torn. i mean what the hell. not sure if he had a name change since he was an actor and many do, but why would you change your name to that...thats just funny.

also, i remember one of my babysitters had a friend named William B. Williams. the middle name standed for Bill. what the fuck?

cj2112 · 01-02-2005, 01:24 PM

I have an uncle who's first and middle names are DeeForest Bird, their is a car dealer in western Washington who is named Dick Boyles.

tenchi069 · 01-02-2005, 01:44 PM

There is a Dentist that practices not far from where I grew up named David A. Feick. It is pronounced "feek" but so many ppl mispronounce it "fake"

twotimesadingo · 01-03-2005, 12:24 AM

there was a New Hamshire Senator by the name of Dick Sweat

tecoyah · 01-03-2005, 03:08 AM

There was a senator in the early 1900's named James Hogg.
Named his daughter Ima.....she killed herself at a relatively early age.

Read this somewhere...cannot recall at this time.

StormBerlin · 01-03-2005, 03:14 AM

I sold a computer to a Cedar Oppenheimer the other day.

lyxo · 01-03-2005, 03:31 AM

Some kid in my school is named Bowman Beeman.. poor kid.

ryfo · 01-03-2005, 03:52 AM

i heard of a doctor with the name Dr Payne one I saw was called Dr Hook

SSJwrestler · 01-03-2005, 05:09 AM

My mom worked with a woman named Penny Hoar, and there is a geinocologist in northern VA named Harry Beaver, no lie.

byesman · 01-03-2005, 06:52 AM

Coco Crisp, the pro baseball player for the Indians.

vanblah · 01-03-2005, 07:13 AM

Went to high school with Michael Hunt ... it's true.

There's a car dealer in my home town named Richard Head.

Racer · 01-03-2005, 10:02 AM

My Dad had a customer who's name was "Gutte Kuntz"

I went to school with "Fieke Fiekema"

Bobaphat · 01-03-2005, 11:19 AM

An old roommate of mine was named Kandi House, which was kinda funny, then she married a guy named David Dick. She took his last name...

Redlemon · 01-03-2005, 11:52 AM

I went to high school with "Anita Mann".
I went to college with "Margarita Drinker".
One of my business contacts is "Dick Hurtz" (wouldn't you go by Richard if you were him?). Plus, he's a lawyer.

Jim Kata · 01-03-2005, 11:58 AM

I worked with a kid named "Richard Head" at Toy R Us. Of course I was an asshole and kept calling him Dick Head.

A person that works for the company I work for has the name. "Harry Johnson III". Does that mean that there were 2 other Harry Johnson's before him? They must have wanted to pass on the ridicule they got.
And there is also a "Anil Joi"

FngKestrel · 01-03-2005, 12:01 PM

I met a guy in China named Wei-hung Low. Wei is pronounced way.

Menoman · 01-03-2005, 10:07 PM

I used to know a kid named Mike Hunt, no lie. Kinda sad

I also have a friend who is named Franciss Nicolas Beans. But we call him Frank N. Beans!

maiden_fan_us · 01-04-2005, 07:58 AM

There is a Doctor in Arlington, Virginia named Harry C. Beaver. Of course, he is a gynecologist. Listed in all of the HMO books, not an urban legend.

frogza · 01-04-2005, 07:59 AM

Chanda Leer is the daughter of the owner of Leer jet.

FatherTed · 01-04-2005, 08:15 AM

I used to go to school with a boy called Cosmo Mellon, poor lad

dobster · 01-04-2005, 08:43 AM

My dad worked with a guy called Paul Micock. The guy I replaced at work was called Robin Myring (Mr R Myring).

rhaevyn · 01-04-2005, 09:02 AM

My brother used to work as a security guard at the high school in a nearby town, and he knew a kid there whose name was pronounced "shi-theed" but spelled "shithead."

poor kid.

NoSoup · 01-04-2005, 09:22 AM

I deal with a lot of people, and some of the names that I have seen stick out...

Ida Hoes
Allen Wrench
Martial Arts
Richard Heade

Charlatan · 01-04-2005, 09:44 AM

Anita Cox... she worked for Scottish TV

DEI37 · 01-04-2005, 05:07 PM

In the town that I work in there are three Ying Yang listings in the phone book.

Coppertop · 01-04-2005, 05:09 PM

Mike Buttram

and

Fug Dat

portieri · 01-05-2005, 02:46 PM

When i was a kid I ws visiting my cousin in Michigan. His best friend was named Harry Wiener. If i were him, I would have insisted on being called Harold.

1slOwCD8 · 01-05-2005, 02:54 PM

I saw a documentary a while ago and the biologists name was Dr. Rick Titball. Is Rick short for Richard? If so then, Dr. Dick Titball.

stonegrody · 01-05-2005, 04:22 PM

I talked to a guy named Danky Troung. It makes me laugh and I don't know why.

herostar · 01-05-2005, 04:56 PM

Jenn Fenn

Phillip Michael Hunt (phil mike hunt... get it?) His son's name is Mike Hunt

Keith D. Molar (he's a dentist in town... Dr. Molar)

crfpilot · 01-05-2005, 09:51 PM

I knew a Justin Case, when I was in the Marine Corps.

doodah · 01-05-2005, 11:53 PM

i knew a person names Ima-bich Hoang

itch vaccine · 01-06-2005, 06:36 AM

I found out this guy's surname was Bong

and my friend's surname is Gong.

These are of cos Chinese surnames.

--- p/s : I feel bad at laughing at a whole list of people's names. >.<

braisler · 01-06-2005, 07:08 AM

My wife used to live near a couple named Hugo Loeuk and Shimae Loeuk. Pronounced You-go Look and She-may Look. We used to amuse ourselves by thinking up even better names for their kids.

Howdee · 01-06-2005, 09:14 PM

Worked with a guy by the name Willie Buster.

01-02-2005, 09:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
zhevek Tilted Location: Portland, Or	Funny real life names So what are the funniest real life names you have heard? The one that gets me laughing every time is Dick Trickle, the race car driver. __________________ Whatever is done from love always occurs beyond good and evil

01-02-2005, 11:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jimellow Junkie	Robert Van Winkle __________________ Desperation is no excuse for lowering one's standards.

01-02-2005, 11:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	I swear this is true... my scout leader's name was Rusty Boltz. (boy, I wonder what he did to piss his parents off that much!) __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

01-02-2005, 01:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	There is a Dentist that practices not far from where I grew up named David A. Feick. It is pronounced "feek" but so many ppl mispronounce it "fake" __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

01-03-2005, 12:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	there was a New Hamshire Senator by the name of Dick Sweat __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

01-02-2005, 11:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	Cook E. Jarr

01-02-2005, 01:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	I heard a guy interviewed on NPR the other day whose name was Lionel Tiger.

01-02-2005, 01:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	cmon guys...the actor Rip Torn. i mean what the hell. not sure if he had a name change since he was an actor and many do, but why would you change your name to that...thats just funny. also, i remember one of my babysitters had a friend named William B. Williams. the middle name standed for Bill. what the fuck?

01-02-2005, 01:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	I have an uncle who's first and middle names are DeeForest Bird, their is a car dealer in western Washington who is named Dick Boyles.

01-03-2005, 03:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	There was a senator in the early 1900's named James Hogg. Named his daughter Ima.....she killed herself at a relatively early age. Read this somewhere...cannot recall at this time. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

01-03-2005, 03:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	I sold a computer to a Cedar Oppenheimer the other day. __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

01-03-2005, 03:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	Some kid in my school is named Bowman Beeman.. poor kid.

01-03-2005, 03:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	i heard of a doctor with the name Dr Payne one I saw was called Dr Hook

01-03-2005, 05:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	My mom worked with a woman named Penny Hoar, and there is a geinocologist in northern VA named Harry Beaver, no lie.

01-03-2005, 06:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
byesman Crazy Location: Byesville	Coco Crisp, the pro baseball player for the Indians. __________________ If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl. H.L. Mencken

01-04-2005, 09:44 AM	#29 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Anita Cox... she worked for Scottish TV __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-03-2005, 07:13 AM	#16 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	Went to high school with Michael Hunt ... it's true. There's a car dealer in my home town named Richard Head.

01-03-2005, 10:02 AM	#17 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	My Dad had a customer who's name was "Gutte Kuntz" I went to school with "Fieke Fiekema"

01-03-2005, 11:19 AM	#18 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	An old roommate of mine was named Kandi House, which was kinda funny, then she married a guy named David Dick. She took his last name... __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

01-03-2005, 11:52 AM	#19 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I went to high school with "Anita Mann". I went to college with "Margarita Drinker". One of my business contacts is "Dick Hurtz" (wouldn't you go by Richard if you were him?). Plus, he's a lawyer. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-03-2005, 11:58 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	I worked with a kid named "Richard Head" at Toy R Us. Of course I was an asshole and kept calling him Dick Head. A person that works for the company I work for has the name. "Harry Johnson III". Does that mean that there were 2 other Harry Johnson's before him? They must have wanted to pass on the ridicule they got. And there is also a "Anil Joi"

01-03-2005, 12:01 PM	#21 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	I met a guy in China named Wei-hung Low. Wei is pronounced way.

01-04-2005, 07:58 AM	#23 (permalink)
maiden_fan_us Tilted Location: Springfield, VA	There is a Doctor in Arlington, Virginia named Harry C. Beaver. Of course, he is a gynecologist. Listed in all of the HMO books, not an urban legend. __________________ Remember Eric, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people!

01-04-2005, 07:59 AM	#24 (permalink)
frogza Registered User Location: Right Here	Chanda Leer is the daughter of the owner of Leer jet.

01-04-2005, 08:15 AM	#25 (permalink)
FatherTed Crazy Location: Ireland	I used to go to school with a boy called Cosmo Mellon, poor lad

01-04-2005, 08:43 AM	#26 (permalink)
dobster Insane Location: South London, UK	My dad worked with a guy called Paul Micock. The guy I replaced at work was called Robin Myring (Mr R Myring). __________________ sig-na-ture 1. One's name as written by oneself. 2. The act of signing one's name. 3. A distinctive mark, characteristic, or sound indicating identity.

01-04-2005, 09:02 AM	#27 (permalink)
rhaevyn Insane Location: Pittsburgh, PA	My brother used to work as a security guard at the high school in a nearby town, and he knew a kid there whose name was pronounced "shi-theed" but spelled "shithead." poor kid. __________________ ~Alex~ You've come far, and though you're far from the end, you don't mind where you are, 'cause you know where you've been.

01-04-2005, 09:22 AM	#28 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	I deal with a lot of people, and some of the names that I have seen stick out... Ida Hoes Allen Wrench Martial Arts Richard Heade __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

01-04-2005, 05:07 PM	#30 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	In the town that I work in there are three Ying Yang listings in the phone book. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-04-2005, 05:09 PM	#31 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Mike Buttram and Fug Dat

01-05-2005, 02:46 PM	#32 (permalink)
portieri Tilted	When i was a kid I ws visiting my cousin in Michigan. His best friend was named Harry Wiener. If i were him, I would have insisted on being called Harold.

01-05-2005, 02:54 PM	#33 (permalink)
1slOwCD8 Psycho Location: chicago, illinois	I saw a documentary a while ago and the biologists name was Dr. Rick Titball. Is Rick short for Richard? If so then, Dr. Dick Titball.

01-05-2005, 04:22 PM	#34 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	I talked to a guy named Danky Troung. It makes me laugh and I don't know why. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

01-05-2005, 04:56 PM	#35 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	Jenn Fenn Phillip Michael Hunt (phil mike hunt... get it?) His son's name is Mike Hunt Keith D. Molar (he's a dentist in town... Dr. Molar) __________________ Got time to chill?

01-05-2005, 09:51 PM	#36 (permalink)
crfpilot Punk In Drublic Location: So Cal	I knew a Justin Case, when I was in the Marine Corps.

01-05-2005, 11:53 PM	#37 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	i knew a person names Ima-bich Hoang __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....