Funny real life names
 

So what are the funniest real life names you have heard?

The one that gets me laughing every time is Dick Trickle, the race car driver. :lol:

Cook E. Jarr

Robert Van Winkle

I swear this is true...

my scout leader's name was Rusty Boltz.
(boy, I wonder what he did to piss his parents off that much!)

I heard a guy interviewed on NPR the other day whose name was Lionel Tiger.

cmon guys...the actor Rip Torn. i mean what the hell. not sure if he had a name change since he was an actor and many do, but why would you change your name to that...thats just funny.

also, i remember one of my babysitters had a friend named William B. Williams. the middle name standed for Bill. what the fuck?

I have an uncle who's first and middle names are DeeForest Bird, their is a car dealer in western Washington who is named Dick Boyles.

There is a Dentist that practices not far from where I grew up named David A. Feick. It is pronounced "feek" but so many ppl mispronounce it "fake"

there was a New Hamshire Senator by the name of Dick Sweat

There was a senator in the early 1900's named James Hogg.
Named his daughter Ima.....she killed herself at a relatively early age.

Read this somewhere...cannot recall at this time.

I sold a computer to a Cedar Oppenheimer the other day.

Some kid in my school is named Bowman Beeman.. poor kid.

i heard of a doctor with the name Dr Payne one I saw was called Dr Hook

My mom worked with a woman named Penny Hoar, and there is a geinocologist in northern VA named Harry Beaver, no lie.

Coco Crisp, the pro baseball player for the Indians.

Went to high school with Michael Hunt ... it's true.

There's a car dealer in my home town named Richard Head.

My Dad had a customer who's name was "Gutte Kuntz"

I went to school with "Fieke Fiekema"

An old roommate of mine was named Kandi House, which was kinda funny, then she married a guy named David Dick. She took his last name...

I went to high school with "Anita Mann".
I went to college with "Margarita Drinker".
One of my business contacts is "Dick Hurtz" (wouldn't you go by Richard if you were him?). Plus, he's a lawyer.

I worked with a kid named "Richard Head" at Toy R Us. Of course I was an asshole and kept calling him Dick Head.

A person that works for the company I work for has the name. "Harry Johnson III". Does that mean that there were 2 other Harry Johnson's before him? They must have wanted to pass on the ridicule they got.
And there is also a "Anil Joi"

I met a guy in China named Wei-hung Low. Wei is pronounced way.

I used to know a kid named Mike Hunt, no lie. Kinda sad

I also have a friend who is named Franciss Nicolas Beans. But we call him Frank N. Beans!

There is a Doctor in Arlington, Virginia named Harry C. Beaver. Of course, he is a gynecologist. Listed in all of the HMO books, not an urban legend.

Chanda Leer is the daughter of the owner of Leer jet.

I used to go to school with a boy called Cosmo Mellon, poor lad :)

My dad worked with a guy called Paul Micock. The guy I replaced at work was called Robin Myring (Mr R Myring).

My brother used to work as a security guard at the high school in a nearby town, and he knew a kid there whose name was pronounced "shi-theed" but spelled "shithead."

poor kid.

I deal with a lot of people, and some of the names that I have seen stick out...

Ida Hoes
Allen Wrench
Martial Arts
Richard Heade

Anita Cox... she worked for Scottish TV

In the town that I work in there are three Ying Yang listings in the phone book.

Mike Buttram

and

Fug Dat

When i was a kid I ws visiting my cousin in Michigan. His best friend was named Harry Wiener. If i were him, I would have insisted on being called Harold.

I saw a documentary a while ago and the biologists name was Dr. Rick Titball. Is Rick short for Richard? If so then, Dr. Dick Titball.

I talked to a guy named Danky Troung. It makes me laugh and I don't know why.

Jenn Fenn

Phillip Michael Hunt (phil mike hunt... get it?) His son's name is Mike Hunt


Keith D. Molar (he's a dentist in town... Dr. Molar)

I knew a Justin Case, when I was in the Marine Corps.

i knew a person names Ima-bich Hoang

:) I found out this guy's surname was Bong

and my friend's surname is Gong.

;) These are of cos Chinese surnames. :)

--- p/s : I feel bad at laughing at a whole list of people's names. >.<

My wife used to live near a couple named Hugo Loeuk and Shimae Loeuk. Pronounced You-go Look and She-may Look. We used to amuse ourselves by thinking up even better names for their kids. :)

Worked with a guy by the name Willie Buster.