"Porn: At Least It's Free!"

MSU's sticker
My paintball/store's sticker
Pow/Mia
a 4in by 4in yellow sticker that says "Thay can hear you!"
and a lot more that have faded over the years.

When I first met my wife, she had a Dodge Neon and I had just bought a Saturn. I never liked Neons so I put my bumper sticker on her Neon:

I Love My Saturn

My personal favorite is, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do fuck on the first date."

Hmm...a big NO on stickers on my paint...BUT my license plate frame says BITE ME...get some serious looks with that one...especially when I'm wearing my T shirt that says the same...

"Join the army, travel to exotic lands, meet exciting people, and kill them!"

"lost a cat...try looking under my tires"
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