What stickers do you have on your car? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Irishsean · 10-12-2004, 05:52 PM

"Help end Poverty, Eat the poor!"

"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!"

"Always remember Pillage before Burn!"

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"

"I'm only smiling because I have no idea whats going on!"

These are the main ones on mine right now, keep in mind I drive a 1990 VW Jetta so the bumper stickers don't really detract from the car. Also keep in mind that I average about 36 miles to the gallon, so there! No making fun of my car!

gar1976 · 10-12-2004, 07:09 PM

Only chicks and flamers drive VWs. Which isn't bad....if you're a chick.

beteez2 · 10-12-2004, 07:21 PM

i keep missing my wife, but my aim is improving

Irishsean · 10-12-2004, 07:22 PM

Its a Jetta, not a bug, so don't go dissing the masculinity of my car, I may have to hunt you down, and with enough room to get the car moving, and a extra bumper taped on, I might be able to run you over!

thefictionweliv · 10-12-2004, 08:55 PM

"Feel guilty for no reason, your Catholic"
"Guns don't kill people religions do"

If you happen to be offended get a sense of humor.

thefictionweliv · 10-12-2004, 09:01 PM

An Air Force "Cross Into The Blue" as well

Irishsean · 10-12-2004, 09:05 PM

Hmmm, I also have a large Marine Corps Globe and Shield on my car as well...

PayUp · 10-12-2004, 09:31 PM

I have an american flag and underneath it reads: Try burning this one asshole!

Squishor · 10-12-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefictionweliv

"Guns don't kill people religions do"

That reminds me of a sticker on a parking meter outside my house that says, "Guns don't kill people, people with moustaches kill people"

Nothing on my car, though, except for my parking permit and there's nothing funny about that.

bullmoose · 10-13-2004, 08:29 AM

Oklahoma State University Alumni (license tag frame)

University of North Texas Dad

Veterans For Bush

I guess there is not much humor on my car, but I am looking for one that says, "What would Ozzy do?"

World's King · 10-13-2004, 11:38 AM

"Hi, I'm Elvis"

sapiens · 10-13-2004, 11:42 AM

I have a University of Michigan license plate frame and a bumper sticker that says:
"Nice Marmot!"

Rdr4evr · 10-13-2004, 11:54 AM

"How many Iraqi children have we killed today?"

sushiboy · 10-13-2004, 12:35 PM

apple logo

AcousticNoise · 10-13-2004, 12:40 PM

The days of bumper stickers are over for me, however, my all-time favorite was on my high school beater (1973 Ford Maverick). "Don't laugh, mister. Your daughter might be in here."

bbbbbb555 · 10-13-2004, 01:04 PM

Cal Poly, San luis Obispo sticker
and a Tuna

Locke7 · 10-13-2004, 01:07 PM

A big circle with a W in it and '04 below it.

ShaniFaye · 10-13-2004, 01:14 PM

The only bumper sticker I ever had was a RATT one...I got tired of trying to find new ones everytime I got a car so I just got a prestige GA liscense plate that says RATT

TheBoy · 10-13-2004, 01:38 PM

Support Your Right to Arm Bears

GeePeeS'r · 10-13-2004, 01:44 PM

I have a Buccaneers Superbowl Sticker and a Bush 04 sticker.

Though yesterday I saw one of the funniest ones I have ever seen. It was in small writing and said:
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"

radioguy · 10-13-2004, 02:24 PM

north texas battle flag

rhapz · 10-13-2004, 02:25 PM

"Honk if parts fall out"

mirevolver · 10-13-2004, 03:08 PM

"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you."

jalora · 10-13-2004, 04:08 PM

Mine is real simple:

FUCK WORK

Rdr4evr · 10-13-2004, 04:48 PM

I also have a big ass Raider logo on my back window.....not a bumper sticker....but one of those clear ones you can take on a off, whatever its called.

Mephisto2 · 10-13-2004, 04:48 PM

Stickers on my car?

You've got to be kidding me. That's worse than wearing base-ball caps backwards.

The only foreign items on my car is birdshit and that gets cleaned off immediately.

Mr Mephisto

CrazyFark · 10-13-2004, 06:45 PM

Military logos. 6" speciality, 12" service branch, and 3" diameter military job. They always know me coming through the gate. It's also my old beater car, not a nice new one. If you know me--what are you doing on this board when you should be working?

bitrunner · 10-13-2004, 07:21 PM

No stickers, but I do have a Tivo cling in my back window.

tom12 · 10-13-2004, 07:45 PM

PRS Guitars
LSU

STi · 10-13-2004, 08:59 PM

on the STi, no stickers, on the beater honda, i have one that says

"my golden retriever is smarter than your honor student"

daswig · 10-13-2004, 10:56 PM

"Eat the Rich, the Poor are tough and stringy!"

"Kerry 04: Because Treason is Patriotic!"

asaris · 10-14-2004, 07:20 AM

No bumper stickers, just a white oval with a "D" in the middle.

BusaBilly · 10-14-2004, 07:23 AM

-Yeah, It's Got A Hemi
-BUCK FUSH
-When Clinton lied, nobody died

toverfie · 10-14-2004, 10:20 AM

Horn broken....watch for finger

Willravel · 10-15-2004, 09:57 AM

I also have the apple logo.

stonegrody · 10-15-2004, 11:03 AM

I have a sticker for the last band I was in, "www.fygband.com".

We broke up so it is now a dead link. I should really remove that sticker...

Ilow · 10-17-2004, 01:47 PM

If I were going to put a bumper sticker on that doesn't have a function (parking pass, college, etc.) it would be "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading."

Who_me? · 10-17-2004, 05:40 PM

"Question authority... don't ask why JUST DO IT!"

Seandq · 10-17-2004, 05:49 PM

Kerry/Edwards and a bird-shitted on American flag.

Delvid · 10-18-2004, 08:26 AM

My fav "keep honking I'm reloading"

10-12-2004, 05:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	What stickers do you have on your car? "Help end Poverty, Eat the poor!" "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!" "Always remember Pillage before Burn!" "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!" "I'm only smiling because I have no idea whats going on!" These are the main ones on mine right now, keep in mind I drive a 1990 VW Jetta so the bumper stickers don't really detract from the car. Also keep in mind that I average about 36 miles to the gallon, so there! No making fun of my car! __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-12-2004, 07:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Only chicks and flamers drive VWs. Which isn't bad....if you're a chick. __________________ Blistex, in regards to crappy games - They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

10-12-2004, 07:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Its a Jetta, not a bug, so don't go dissing the masculinity of my car, I may have to hunt you down, and with enough room to get the car moving, and a extra bumper taped on, I might be able to run you over! __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-12-2004, 09:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Hmmm, I also have a large Marine Corps Globe and Shield on my car as well... __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-12-2004, 09:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	I have an american flag and underneath it reads: Try burning this one asshole! __________________ Born to Lose.

10-12-2004, 07:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
beteez2 Upright Location: ga	i keep missing my wife, but my aim is improving

10-12-2004, 08:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
thefictionweliv Insane	"Feel guilty for no reason, your Catholic" "Guns don't kill people religions do" If you happen to be offended get a sense of humor.

10-12-2004, 09:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
thefictionweliv Insane	An Air Force "Cross Into The Blue" as well

10-13-2004, 08:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	Oklahoma State University Alumni (license tag frame) University of North Texas Dad Veterans For Bush I guess there is not much humor on my car, but I am looking for one that says, "What would Ozzy do?" __________________ Rehab is for quitters. Last edited by bullmoose; 10-13-2004 at 08:44 AM..

10-13-2004, 11:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	"Hi, I'm Elvis" __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-13-2004, 11:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
sapiens Junkie Location: Some place windy	I have a University of Michigan license plate frame and a bumper sticker that says: "Nice Marmot!"

10-13-2004, 11:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	"How many Iraqi children have we killed today?"

10-13-2004, 12:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
sushiboy Tilted Location: In Obama's neighborhood	apple logo __________________ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version 3.12 GO d++ s--:+ a- C+ U--- P-- L- E-- W++ N- o-- K- w O- M+ PS PE++ PGP- t- 5-- X R- tv+ b- DI+ D+ G e* h---- r+++ y+ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

10-13-2004, 12:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
AcousticNoise Upright	The days of bumper stickers are over for me, however, my all-time favorite was on my high school beater (1973 Ford Maverick). "Don't laugh, mister. Your daughter might be in here."

10-13-2004, 01:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
bbbbbb555 Crazy Location: New Orleans	Cal Poly, San luis Obispo sticker and a Tuna

10-13-2004, 02:25 PM	#22 (permalink)
rhapz Upright Location: Houston	"Honk if parts fall out" __________________ yo rhapz is kickin it.wit lyrical hits.that'll take it right.up in yo sophagus.whats realer than this.as I.lace ya with some bis.mixed with some 'kiss.rappin down the way.with a lovely nade.runnin the block.with my 6 inch glock.eh what ya say."ay'one be rappin that shit all day?".I make beats.dont lace beats.as ya can see.with ya own optical imagery.hehe keystyles are fun

10-13-2004, 04:08 PM	#24 (permalink)
jalora Tilted Location: California	Mine is real simple: FUCK WORK __________________ Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...

10-13-2004, 01:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
Locke7 Insane	A big circle with a W in it and '04 below it.

10-13-2004, 01:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	The only bumper sticker I ever had was a RATT one...I got tired of trying to find new ones everytime I got a car so I just got a prestige GA liscense plate that says RATT __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-13-2004, 01:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
TheBoy Upright	Support Your Right to Arm Bears

10-13-2004, 01:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
GeePeeS'r Crazy Location: Tampa, FL	I have a Buccaneers Superbowl Sticker and a Bush 04 sticker. Though yesterday I saw one of the funniest ones I have ever seen. It was in small writing and said: "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"

10-13-2004, 02:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
radioguy Registered User Location: Texas	north texas battle flag

10-13-2004, 03:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you." __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

10-13-2004, 04:48 PM	#25 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	I also have a big ass Raider logo on my back window.....not a bumper sticker....but one of those clear ones you can take on a off, whatever its called.

10-13-2004, 04:48 PM	#26 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Stickers on my car? You've got to be kidding me. That's worse than wearing base-ball caps backwards. The only foreign items on my car is birdshit and that gets cleaned off immediately. Mr Mephisto

10-13-2004, 06:45 PM	#27 (permalink)
CrazyFark Upright	Military logos. 6" speciality, 12" service branch, and 3" diameter military job. They always know me coming through the gate. It's also my old beater car, not a nice new one. If you know me--what are you doing on this board when you should be working?

10-13-2004, 07:21 PM	#28 (permalink)
bitrunner Crazy Location: Ohio	No stickers, but I do have a Tivo cling in my back window.

10-13-2004, 07:45 PM	#29 (permalink)
tom12 Tilted	PRS Guitars LSU

10-13-2004, 08:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
STi Upright	on the STi, no stickers, on the beater honda, i have one that says "my golden retriever is smarter than your honor student"

10-13-2004, 10:56 PM	#31 (permalink)
daswig Banned Location: BFE	"Eat the Rich, the Poor are tough and stringy!" "Kerry 04: Because Treason is Patriotic!"

10-14-2004, 07:20 AM	#32 (permalink)
asaris Mad Philosopher Location: Washington, DC	No bumper stickers, just a white oval with a "D" in the middle. __________________ "Die Deutschen meinen, daß die Kraft sich in Härte und Grausamkeit offenbaren müsse, sie unterwerfen sich dann gerne und mit Bewunderung:[...]. Daß es Kraft giebt in der Milde und Stille, das glauben sie nicht leicht." "The Germans believe that power must reveal itself in hardness and cruelty and then submit themselves gladly and with admiration[...]. They do not believe readily that there is power in meekness and calm." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

10-14-2004, 07:23 AM	#33 (permalink)
BusaBilly Upright Location: Baltimore Maryland	-Yeah, It's Got A Hemi -BUCK FUSH -When Clinton lied, nobody died __________________ Just call me Critical Mass - 280 pounds of pure pain. Nuff' said. BusaBilly

10-14-2004, 10:20 AM	#34 (permalink)
toverfie Upright	Horn broken....watch for finger

10-15-2004, 09:57 AM	#35 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I also have the apple logo.

10-15-2004, 11:03 AM	#36 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	I have a sticker for the last band I was in, "www.fygband.com". We broke up so it is now a dead link. I should really remove that sticker... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

10-17-2004, 01:47 PM	#37 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	If I were going to put a bumper sticker on that doesn't have a function (parking pass, college, etc.) it would be "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading." __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

10-17-2004, 05:40 PM	#38 (permalink)
Who_me? Upright	"Question authority... don't ask why JUST DO IT!"