I love cats They taste like chicken.
Back off or I'll flick a booger on you
My other car is a piece of shit too.
Gas, Grass or Ass no one rides for free
Yes it's my truck and no I won't haul shit for you!

All on the back of a 1975 Ford Pick-up with a homemade wooden flatbed. I am currently looking for many many stickers. Planning on using them to hold the metal parts together. The rusted parts are not doing a good job.

Nothing funny...

Sports Car Club of America Member sticker
Pearl Jam Skull with Crown
Olympic National Park
Steal Your Face (Greatful Dead)

Cleveland Browns bumper sticker
Galactic
Victor Wooten

Big Bucs Logo.
Mercury Sticker
K&N Sticker

"If you believe God doesn't exist, you had better be right"

"Register my firearms? NO WAY!"

Got a couple new ones...

"Drive it like you stole it!"

and

"Theres no place like 127.0.0.1!"

I used to have a bumper sticker back in high school that read "We are the people our parents warned us about"...

Struck me as rather ironic, because it was so true...

used to have on that said "jar jar binks must die"

still havent forgiven lucas

also had a sign reading :the Handbasket

NASCAR
 

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying......

In high school I covered my crappy car with every bumper sticker I could get my hands on (which at the time included several unheard of bands and politicans from all around the country... just for shits and giggles)

Now I only have one.. besides my parking permit stickers...

"It will be a great day when schools receive all the funding they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."

Can you tell I'm an education major?

No stickers whatsoever...

I wouldnt put a sticker on my beloved fiat coupe, but the best ive ever seen is -

If you can read this Ive lost my caravan

I've got my parking sticker on mine and that's it. On my old beater chevy celebrity I had one from a Beatles memorabilia shop in St. Louis, a sticker from Ron Jon Surf Shop, and a bumper sticker that said "Welcome to America, Now Speak English."

Jesus was a liberal.

I have five or six...my favorite at the moment is "Everything's more fun with pointy ears."

fat people are harder to kidnap

honk if parts fall off

my other car is an s13

i wouldn't put a bumper sticker on my car. i just seem to have some aversion to them. if i ever got one, it would say "BUMPER STICKER"

Piss on the Raiders.
Raiders suck.
Dean people suck.

Nothing on my car, but my mom has a license plate holder on her Toyota that says, "My other car is a Toyota"

"Discourage inbreeding - ban country music." And right below that, "NASCAR is not a sport."

On the other side, a bright white W surrounded by the American flag and the number "2004." And surrounding the whole thing, a great big red NO sign. And next to that, "A village in Texas lost its idiot."

Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking.

George Bush
He's like a rock-
only dumber.

I have one I got in Vegas that says Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.
I was tempted to get the one that say Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

i've got a "Jet Pilot" sticker and a "Tooheys Extra Dry" symbol

I have a Jesus fish and a sticker saying "Whatever doesn't kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back!"

"Darwin" fish, w/little feet.

http://www.concoursdetailing.com/jef...theboarder.jpg

all it took was a dollar donation to south of the boarder

Never had any bumper stickers until this year...
"John Kerry for President", "Defend America, Defeat Bush", and "Show George the Door in '04".
Obviously, they were tremendously effective.

Sickers on my toolbox:

Gone Crazy- Back Soon
Earth is full- Go Home
Support your right to Keep and Arm Bears
I Fear No Beer
Support Catfish- Run over a chicken!
Why be normal? (upside down, of course)
Is there an excuse for you?
Yes, this is my truck- No, I won't help you move!
Just give me coffee, and nobody gets hurt!

On the headache rack on my old pickup-
Vote Yes, Right To Carry

I got

"Illiterate? Write for our free brochure"

"Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus" <- I got in trouble on my AFB for that one, someone does not understand satire.

"Mullets Rock!"

I also have a sticker of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons in leather underwear with a whip :D

just a threadless.com one, and at the moment you can still see the halflife 2 logo i drew in the dew on my back windshield

last car had "I love cats They taste just like chicken." and something like "do not wash, car is part of an ongoing dirt collection experiment"

I hate stickers on my vehicles (that includes dealer decals and licence plate frames), but I do enjoy reading them.

Saw this a couple of months ago..."Jesus is my airbag"

this is on my dad's car and he printed it himself..

" drive safely...funerals cost money "

oh yea..this too

" love thy neighbour...but dont get caught "

Never had a bumber sticker but I like this one
Born Free Taxed to death
and this one
Want 40% return on your investment
buy Alcohol

Here's a really funny one:

A $190 parking permit :lol:

And the rest:

"Lobster Divers Get More Tail"

"Ron Jon Surf Shop"

"Bush/Cheney 2004"

"Sure you can have my gun, bullets first"

I love thinkgeek.com
On my Saturn:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/695b/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/310a/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/31be/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/5f96/

Don't laugh, it's paid for and I'm getting 30 mpg