What stickers do you have on your car?
 

"Help end Poverty, Eat the poor!"

"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!"

"Always remember Pillage before Burn!"

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"

"I'm only smiling because I have no idea whats going on!"

These are the main ones on mine right now, keep in mind I drive a 1990 VW Jetta so the bumper stickers don't really detract from the car. Also keep in mind that I average about 36 miles to the gallon, so there! No making fun of my car!

Only chicks and flamers drive VWs. Which isn't bad....if you're a chick.

i keep missing my wife, but my aim is improving

Its a Jetta, not a bug, so don't go dissing the masculinity of my car, I may have to hunt you down, and with enough room to get the car moving, and a extra bumper taped on, I might be able to run you over!

"Feel guilty for no reason, your Catholic"
"Guns don't kill people religions do"

If you happen to be offended get a sense of humor.

An Air Force "Cross Into The Blue" as well

Hmmm, I also have a large Marine Corps Globe and Shield on my car as well...

I have an american flag and underneath it reads: Try burning this one asshole!

That reminds me of a sticker on a parking meter outside my house that says, "Guns don't kill people, people with moustaches kill people"

Nothing on my car, though, except for my parking permit and there's nothing funny about that.

Oklahoma State University Alumni (license tag frame)

University of North Texas Dad

Veterans For Bush

I guess there is not much humor on my car, but I am looking for one that says, "What would Ozzy do?"

"Hi, I'm Elvis"

I have a University of Michigan license plate frame and a bumper sticker that says:
"Nice Marmot!"

"How many Iraqi children have we killed today?"

apple logo

The days of bumper stickers are over for me, however, my all-time favorite was on my high school beater (1973 Ford Maverick). "Don't laugh, mister. Your daughter might be in here."

Cal Poly, San luis Obispo sticker
and a Tuna

A big circle with a W in it and '04 below it.

The only bumper sticker I ever had was a RATT one...I got tired of trying to find new ones everytime I got a car so I just got a prestige GA liscense plate that says RATT

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/...es/710jhr3.jpg

Support Your Right to Arm Bears

I have a Buccaneers Superbowl Sticker and a Bush 04 sticker.

Though yesterday I saw one of the funniest ones I have ever seen. It was in small writing and said:
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car" :lol: :lol:

north texas battle flag

"Honk if parts fall out"

"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you."

Mine is real simple:

FUCK WORK

I also have a big ass Raider logo on my back window.....not a bumper sticker....but one of those clear ones you can take on a off, whatever its called.

Stickers on my car?

You've got to be kidding me. That's worse than wearing base-ball caps backwards.

The only foreign items on my car is birdshit and that gets cleaned off immediately.


Mr Mephisto

Military logos. 6" speciality, 12" service branch, and 3" diameter military job. They always know me coming through the gate. It's also my old beater car, not a nice new one. If you know me--what are you doing on this board when you should be working?

No stickers, but I do have a Tivo cling in my back window.

PRS Guitars
LSU

on the STi, no stickers, on the beater honda, i have one that says

"my golden retriever is smarter than your honor student"

"Eat the Rich, the Poor are tough and stringy!"

"Kerry 04: Because Treason is Patriotic!"

No bumper stickers, just a white oval with a "D" in the middle.

-Yeah, It's Got A Hemi
-BUCK FUSH
-When Clinton lied, nobody died

Horn broken....watch for finger

I also have the apple logo.

I have a sticker for the last band I was in, "www.fygband.com".

We broke up so it is now a dead link. I should really remove that sticker...

If I were going to put a bumper sticker on that doesn't have a function (parking pass, college, etc.) it would be "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading."

"Question authority... don't ask why JUST DO IT!"

Kerry/Edwards and a bird-shitted on American flag.

My fav "keep honking I'm reloading"