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Old 09-07-2004, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Blowjobs

The best discovery known to man....
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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what are you talking about?
EDIT: OK now I get it. The pic didn't load the first time, plus your spelling error threw me WAY off.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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As long as she didn't bite down in fear, he should have been OK!

Hate to see how cunningilus came about.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh!... with her teath out....*scrape*..
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I like the double-entendre:

"none" instead of "known" ...

I don't think it was intended.
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I will agree...it was a great discovery
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Old 09-10-2004, 06:15 AM   #7 (permalink)
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This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."
That's hilarious.
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."


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