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PayUp 09-07-2004 01:07 PM

Blowjobs
 
The best discovery known to man....
http://www.polarhome.com:793/~alcon/...s/fellatio.jpg

the_marq 09-07-2004 01:24 PM

what are you talking about?
EDIT: OK now I get it. The pic didn't load the first time, plus your spelling error threw me WAY off.

gar1976 09-07-2004 02:03 PM

As long as she didn't bite down in fear, he should have been OK!

Hate to see how cunningilus came about.

freeload 09-07-2004 02:07 PM

Oh!... with her teath out....*scrape*..

vanblah 09-07-2004 02:08 PM

I like the double-entendre:

"none" instead of "known" ...

I don't think it was intended.

WarriorBuddha 09-09-2004 10:57 AM

I will agree...it was a great discovery

warrrreagl 09-10-2004 06:15 AM

This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."

steve urkel 09-10-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl
This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."

That's hilarious.

LLL2 09-10-2004 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl
This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."



Good One..


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