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PayUp · 09-07-2004, 01:07 PM

The best discovery known to man....

the_marq · 09-07-2004, 01:24 PM

what are you talking about?
EDIT: OK now I get it. The pic didn't load the first time, plus your spelling error threw me WAY off.

gar1976 · 09-07-2004, 02:03 PM

As long as she didn't bite down in fear, he should have been OK!

Hate to see how cunningilus came about.

freeload · 09-07-2004, 02:07 PM

Oh!... with her teath out....*scrape*..

vanblah · 09-07-2004, 02:08 PM

I like the double-entendre:

"none" instead of "known" ...

I don't think it was intended.

WarriorBuddha · 09-09-2004, 10:57 AM

I will agree...it was a great discovery

warrrreagl · 09-10-2004, 06:15 AM

This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."

steve urkel · 09-10-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl

This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."

That's hilarious.

LLL2 · 09-10-2004, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl

This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."

Good One..

09-07-2004, 01:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Blowjobs The best discovery known to man.... __________________ Born to Lose. Last edited by PayUp; 09-07-2004 at 02:59 PM..

09-07-2004, 01:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	what are you talking about? EDIT: OK now I get it. The pic didn't load the first time, plus your spelling error threw me WAY off. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series Last edited by the_marq; 09-07-2004 at 03:10 PM..

09-09-2004, 10:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	I will agree...it was a great discovery __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

09-10-2004, 06:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!" The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?" The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job." The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?" The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

09-07-2004, 02:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	As long as she didn't bite down in fear, he should have been OK! Hate to see how cunningilus came about.

09-07-2004, 02:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Oh!... with her teath out....scrape..

09-07-2004, 02:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	I like the double-entendre: "none" instead of "known" ... I don't think it was intended.