Originally Posted by warrrreagl

This guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me five double martinis, and line them up!"

The bartender says, "Well, either you're celebrating something or you're really bothered by something, so which is it?"

The guy says, "I just experienced my first blow job."

The bartender says, "All right, dude, way to go. I tell you what, I'll make six double martinis and give you the last one on the house, okay?"

The guy says, "Nope, that won't be necessary. If five of them won't wash that taste out of my mouth, then one more's not going to make a damn bit of difference."