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bullmoose · 07-16-2004, 10:04 AM

A city boy, Kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Okay, then at least give me the donkey."

The farmer said, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can' raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny replied, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happned to that dead donkey?"

Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny replied, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his money back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

Delvid · 07-16-2004, 11:02 AM

And got busted and sent to jail. Oh wait - his buddy w will pardon him. Liked the joke.

edwhit · 07-17-2004, 12:38 AM

lol sweet!

jizzmasterp · 07-18-2004, 06:26 PM

Haha, thats priceless.

braindamage351 · 07-18-2004, 09:34 PM

*Writes down into notebook*

prb · 07-20-2004, 11:06 AM

Very clever. I promise to make it my own.

blindawg · 07-23-2004, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by prb
Very clever. I promise to make it my own.

ditto

deportes · 07-23-2004, 05:33 PM

good one

ultra_agent9 · 07-24-2004, 12:53 AM

Yep- hit the spot!

tosan · 08-10-2004, 04:53 PM

hmmmm...could I make a living that way?

crackpot · 08-11-2004, 10:49 AM

That's pretty clever. Thanks for sharing <b>bullmoose</b>.

dome · 08-11-2004, 12:46 PM

Damn it Boy. Good hit

unoaman · 08-12-2004, 05:50 AM

Beautiful...that boy will go far.

brikellxx · 08-12-2004, 06:34 AM

nice joke

pfchuber · 08-13-2004, 01:21 AM

he is a smart man

small one · 08-13-2004, 01:22 AM

Could make President

nukeu666 · 09-09-2004, 09:34 AM

shouldnt it be $998 instead of $898?

Ragnar113 · 09-09-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by nukeu666

shouldnt it be $998 instead of $898?

He paid 100 for it remember.

Poloboy · 09-09-2004, 05:22 PM

Great, thanks bullmoose.

godmare · 09-10-2004, 03:43 PM

Good stuff, that gets a living room recital

07-16-2004, 10:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	Dead Donkey A city boy, Kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "Okay, then at least give me the donkey." The farmer said, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can' raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny replied, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happned to that dead donkey?" Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898." The farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny replied, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his money back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. Last edited by bullmoose; 07-16-2004 at 10:06 AM..

07-18-2004, 06:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
jizzmasterp Insane	Haha, thats priceless. __________________ Don't mind the name. It was chosen before I discovered that there were forums that didn't start with "Titty."

07-24-2004, 12:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
ultra_agent9 Crazy Location: Tokyo Japan	Yep- hit the spot! __________________ Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

09-09-2004, 09:34 AM	#17 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	shouldnt it be $998 instead of $898? __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

09-10-2004, 03:43 PM	#20 (permalink)
godmare Upright	Good stuff, that gets a living room recital __________________ coming soon

07-16-2004, 11:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	And got busted and sent to jail. Oh wait - his buddy w will pardon him. Liked the joke.

07-17-2004, 12:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
edwhit Tilted	lol sweet!

07-18-2004, 09:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
braindamage351 Insane	Writes down into notebook

07-20-2004, 11:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
prb Psycho	Very clever. I promise to make it my own.

07-23-2004, 05:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good one

08-10-2004, 04:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
tosan Upright	hmmmm...could I make a living that way?

08-11-2004, 10:49 AM	#11 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	That's pretty clever. Thanks for sharing <b>bullmoose</b>.

08-11-2004, 12:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
dome Upright Location: Sunny SC	Damn it Boy. Good hit

08-12-2004, 05:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Beautiful...that boy will go far.

08-12-2004, 06:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
brikellxx Junkie	nice joke

08-13-2004, 01:21 AM	#15 (permalink)
pfchuber Upright	he is a smart man

08-13-2004, 01:22 AM	#16 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Could make President

09-09-2004, 05:22 PM	#19 (permalink)
Poloboy Insane Location: Canada	Great, thanks bullmoose.