Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-10-04 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

yster · 09-10-2004, 06:07 AM

2 more short ones from "Fuzzy Memories"
(The supposed childhood memories of Jack Handey)

Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches.

Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, "within reason." Wen I asked her what she meant by "within reason," she said, "You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man."

FoolThemAll · 09-10-2004, 10:13 AM

These are great, thanks for posting them. Keep 'em coming!

foscon · 09-10-2004, 01:41 PM

And I laugh again!!!

godmare · 09-10-2004, 03:36 PM

George Carlin had a dog named Tippy.. evidently

carrot glace · 09-10-2004, 07:00 PM

i've never named my sandwiches, but i guess that when you get lost you've gotta have a 'wilson'

09-10-2004, 06:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-10-04 2 more short ones from "Fuzzy Memories" (The supposed childhood memories of Jack Handey) Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches. Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, "within reason." Wen I asked her what she meant by "within reason," she said, "You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man."

09-10-2004, 10:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	These are great, thanks for posting them. Keep 'em coming! __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

09-10-2004, 03:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
godmare Upright	George Carlin had a dog named Tippy.. evidently __________________ coming soon

09-10-2004, 07:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	i've never named my sandwiches, but i guess that when you get lost you've gotta have a 'wilson' __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

09-10-2004, 01:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
foscon Upright	And I laugh again!!!