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2 more short ones from "Fuzzy Memories"
(The supposed childhood memories of Jack Handey)

Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches.

Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, "within reason." Wen I asked her what she meant by "within reason," she said, "You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man."

FoolThemAll

These are great, thanks for posting them. Keep 'em coming!

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I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

foscon

And I laugh again!!!

godmare

George Carlin had a dog named Tippy.. evidently

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carrot glace

i've never named my sandwiches, but i guess that when you get lost you've gotta have a 'wilson'

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