Dead Donkey
 

A city boy, Kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Okay, then at least give me the donkey."

The farmer said, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can' raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny replied, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happned to that dead donkey?"

Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny replied, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his money back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

And got busted and sent to jail. Oh wait - his buddy w will pardon him. Liked the joke.

lol sweet!

Haha, thats priceless.

*Writes down into notebook*

Very clever. I promise to make it my own.

ditto

good one

Yep- hit the spot!

hmmmm...could I make a living that way?

That's pretty clever. Thanks for sharing <b>bullmoose</b>.

Damn it Boy. Good hit

Beautiful...that boy will go far.

nice joke

he is a smart man

Could make President

shouldnt it be $998 instead of $898?

He paid 100 for it remember.

Great, thanks bullmoose.

Good stuff, that gets a living room recital :)