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Old 06-13-2004, 11:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dirty limerick contest

Every year there was a contest for the dirtiest limerick, and every year John had won. After a while, he just stopped attending the party where the winner was announced and just waited for the phone call letting him know of his success. One year, it was past the time when the announcement was usually made and he had heard nothing, so he called the judge. He was told that this year, Jim had even a dirtier limerick than he had. So John decided he had to hear this limerick and called Jim. Jim said he couldn't repeat his limerick over the phone because it was so obscene. John said "Listen I'm familiar with these things. Just say 'da-da' for the words that are too obscene. I'll be able to figure it out." Jim told him that there were lots of obscene words, and it might be difficult, but John assured him that it would be okay. So Jim read him the limerick:


Da-da da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da mother-fucker.
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Old 06-14-2004, 12:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe, good one
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Old 06-14-2004, 12:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Very good
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Old 06-14-2004, 03:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha great, makes you wonder what could be more obscene!
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Old 06-14-2004, 11:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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nice one )
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Old 06-17-2004, 03:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Here's another version of this that I heard.

A radio station decided to hold this limerick contest for who could come up with the dirtiest limerick and they were going to have the winner read the limerick out loud. Finally, they got the winner of this filthy limerick. Turns out it was this nun in Ireland who had written the limerick. So, they went out to Ireland to find her at her convent. They said, "You've won the contest... You're going to have to read it out loud."

She said, "Oh, no...I couldn't possibly read it!"

They're, like, "Well, we really need you to."

She says, "Oh, no! I couldn't!"

They say, "Why don't you just omit the dirty parts and read the clean parts?"

She says, "OK. That I can do!"

So, she gets up there... "D-dee D-dee D-dee. D-dee D-dee D-dee. D-dee D-dee. D-dee. D-dee... and then they fucked in a river of shit!"
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Issac Asimov was a huge fan of the limerick. I'll see if I can dig out his book and post a select couple.
But these I liked.
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